ALAN CARR SERIES:

Alanatomy

Alanatomy

Alan Carr

Humor and Comedy

If you loved Alan's first memoir - Look Who It Is! - then this follow-up, Alanatomy, will take you further into the hilarious and bizarre world of the country's favourite chatty man.'As laugh out loud as his TV shows' Daily Mirror'It's as winning as you'd expect from the chatty, heart-on-sleeve Carr' Sunday Express'It must seem strange to you that I've called a book Alanatomy. For anyone who has taken the time to see my stand-up performances or watched my chat show, 'Chattyman', knows that my body has hardly been kind to me - in fact there've been times when we've actually stopped talking to each other. Balding, myopic, often flaky with psoriasis, back fat that hangs suspended like a cape, a voice that could strip varnish, an increasingly dodgy hip and even dodgier teeth. Why would you draw attention to it? you must ask. Couldn't you just call the book something else? Do you think the...
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Dragon Master

Dragon Master

Alan Carr

Humor and Comedy

Though fourteen-year-old Caedan Jade has suffered through ten years of training, he fears he won't be able to challenge one of the immortal dragons who threaten to destroy the Realm. But when a newborn dragon surfaces, he'll have to grow up quickly to join his friends—and also his arch-rival—on a quest to learn whether he's destined to be named Dragon Master.Book One of the Stonedragon Flame. A young adult novel.The Stonedragon Flame is a fun, epic fantasy adventure series of swordplay and magic set in the mysterious realm of Lævena.
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Look who it is!

Look who it is!

Alan Carr

Humor and Comedy

The brilliantly funny and inimitable Alan Carr tells his life story in his own words, from growing up in a football-mad family in Northampton to his rise to become one of Britain's best-loved comedians.'Puberty had been unkind. Whereas it had come in the night and left the other boys with chiselled, stubbly chins and deep masculine voices, I'd been left with a huge pair of knockers and the voice of a pensioner.' Alan CarrAlan Carr grew up in one of the most boring towns in England -- Northampton. A place known for making shoes. It was also known for its football club, Northampton Town FC. Alan's dad as manager of the club was a local hero. A dream come true for most lads, but not Alan. Alan wore glasses and had man boobs at 14. He did not like P.E.In his very first book, Alan tells his life story, ('oh and what a life') with his unique twist of natural, observational humour --'I'm not saying I'm a fantasist but there have been times when...
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