He drops his hands from my face. “You can open your eyes now.”

  Flowers fill every surface in the room in all shapes and in every shade of pink. Roses, azaleas, begonias, lilies, hydrangeas, and many others whose names I don’t know.

  I don’t even have time to admire their beauty before a giant blue question mark made of Post-it notes snags my attention to the back wall.

  I turn to Thomas. “What is this?”

  “Go read,” he prompts me with a look on his face that’s part adoration, part mischief, and part eagerness. “Start at the center.”

  I go to the wall and pick up the note that ends the curl on the upper part of the question mark.

  I love your scowls

  I beam, picking up the next note and reading them one after the other.

  Almost as much as I love your smiles

  But what I love the most

  Is when you can’t help smiling at me

  Even when you’re trying to scowl

  Your intelligence challenges me

  Your humor delights me

  Your body inflames me

  My cheeks sure are flaming right now.

  Your strength and your resilience astound me

  In your arms, I find a rare kind of peace

  I love you, despite you saying you prefer the prequel trilogy of Star Wars to the original movies

  I chuckle at that.

  Really? I mean, Han Solo, Leia? Come on, Campbell

  I’m downright laughing now, but my heart rate has also picked up a certain speed.

  But you love your villain origin stories, and I can live with that

  In fact, I want to live with that

  Every day

  For the rest of my life

  Reese Campbell, you’ve stolen my breath, my heart, my soul from the very first day I met you

  Tears well up in my eyes.

  I’m in love with you

  I want to grow old together

  I pick up the last note.

  Turn around

  Thomas is behind me, down on one knee, cradling a tiny jewelry box in his hands. Inside, propped on a soft velvet lining, is an engagement ring topped by a giant pink diamond shaped like a football. The gem glints under the overhead lights. But not even the perfect diamond sparkle can compete with the intensity of Thomas’s eyes on me now—smoldering more than ever.

  “Marry me,” he says simply, his voice raw with emotion.

  “Yes.” I drop to my knees on the soft carpet and hug him, burying my face in his neck. “Yes.”

  Thomas pulls back slightly, a goofy smile on his face. His hands shake as he takes the ring out of the box.

  As Thomas slips the ring onto my finger, I can’t help but grin. “You do realize this means you’re stuck with my extravagant movie opinions for life, right?”

  His laughter rings out, warm and genuine. He pulls me closer and I end up sitting on his lap on the floor. “Oh, so next, you’re going to tell me The Hunger Games prequel was better than the original movies?”

  “I’m not that extravagant.”

  “No, you’re extraordinary,” he says, suddenly serious. He cups my cheeks and brushes wayward locks of hair away from my face. “And I’m the luckiest man alive to have you as my future wife.”

  I might die if I don’t kiss him now, and so I do. And as we embrace, surrounded by a sea of flowers and love notes, I know this is just the beginning of our forever.

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  Chapter One

  LORI

  The moment I flip through my mail and find an ivory wedding invitation, my heart cracks in my chest and my mind snaps back to a spring night of fourteen years ago when I could’ve stopped it all and didn’t.

  My two best friends and I were at a home party, junior year of college at Urbana University. I can’t remember much about that night, whose house it was, what day, or even what I was wearing. But I do remember the drinking game we were playing: Never Have I Ever. At least Aiden and I and his then girlfriend were playing. Jace was somewhere probably being hit on by all the single women at the party.

  I’d already taken quite a few shots. One for losing my virginity. One for breaking a bone in the fifth grade. One for googling myself—I know embarrassing. One for crashing a party—we were probably crashing that party as well. One for reading an entire book in a day—duh, how are there people who’ve never done that? And one for giving out a fake number—not cool, I know, but I’m not big on confrontations, even for something as small as telling a stranger I don’t want to give them my number, so I always choose the path of least anxiety.

  I’d just downed the shot for the fake number, when it became Tracy Dillon’s turn to speak.

  A textbook mean girl in our year, she locked eyes with me as she spoke, “Never have I ever…” she paused for suspense, studying me with a malicious glint. “…Been in love with my best friend!”

  A dare.

  And it must’ve been the six shots I already had in me that made me accept the challenge. Because next, I looked Aiden straight in the eyes, not even caring that his girlfriend was sitting right next to him, and downed the seventh shot of the night.

  I drank.

  He didn’t.

  I don’t know why my mind flies back to that night of so many years ago as I trace a finger over the expensive cotton fiber paper of the envelope. Maybe because my subconscious knows better than I do that something could’ve changed that night. Or maybe it’s just the usual wishful thinking on my part. I can still remember the dumbstruck expression on Aiden’s face as I downed the shot. And the closed set of his jaws as he didn’t touch his. Or the way he frowned as strong arms hooked under my armpits and scooped me up from the floor. Next, I was in Jace’s arms, and he was carrying me away from the game.

  “You’ve had enough to drink for tonight, Lola,” my other best friend said, using the nickname he always called me. “I’m taking you home.”

  “But I was having fun,” I protested.

  “Trust me, you’re going to thank me tomorrow.”

  Too drunk to object, I waved at Aiden over Jace’s shoulder as we left whoever’s house we were at. I don’t remember how we got to my dorm. I probably fell asleep in Jace’s arms on the way. But the morning after is another one of those moments that will remain forever etched in my memory.

  Aiden knocked on my door bright and early, looking all serious while he asked me if we could talk. That was my moment. I had broken the eggs the night before and I should’ve made the omelet that morning, aka confess to Aiden my undying love for him. Instead, I chickened out saying that if by talking, he meant he wanted to feed me pizza and one of his famous hangover-crushing smoothies I was game because, seriously, I’d never felt more under the weather and couldn’t remember a thing from the previous night. Had the party been any good?

  Gosh, how I hated myself at the relieved expression on his face.

  Crisis averted, I guess. No one had to deal with silly old Lori’s unrequited crush and unwanted feelings. We could all go back to being The Three Amigos, a trio where I was considered a sort of asexual being—not exactly a man like the other two, but also not someone either of them would ever date. In all the years we’ve known each other, neither Jace nor Aiden ever went for anything more risqué than a hug with me. No matter if I was in sweats watching a movie, or out clubbing in a miniskirt, or even sharing a bed with one of them on a trip. Nothing ever happened. I was friend-zoned from day one.

  Now, crushed under the weight of the posh envelope, I lean against the front door for support—I sure didn’t expect such a bomb to come out of my mailbox when I got home after a long day at work.

  I shouldn’t feel so blindsided, but I do. It’s too soon to send out wedding invitations. Aiden proposed to Kirsten only a few months ago. And even if I saw the ring, the engagement posts plastered all over Instagram, and have been to the engagement party, a small part of me still hoped he wouldn’t actually marry Kirsten.

  I’m an idiot.

  Of course, Aiden would marry Kirsten. She’s the ideal woman—beautiful, posh, funny, with her head on her shoulders, and from a good family. She has everything.

  But me? I’m a hot mess. I can’t keep a boyfriend for more than a few months—being secretly in love with your best friend will derail most relationships right from the start. And my hobbies are spilling all over the place—none of them are suitable for a wife.

  As new cracks spread down my heart, I want to rip the letter into a million pieces. Instead, I let it fall to the floor, holding on to the walls for support as I head for the safety of the couch. To reach the living room, I have to meander through the piles of old novels littering my apartment—inconvenient hobby number one: I rescue books from destruction.

  Why do certain books need rescuing? Because when sales of a novel slow and not even a prolonged sojourn in the bargain cart can make copies shift, the unfortunate volumes are returned to the printing facility and destroyed through a process called “pulping.”

  I shudder, thinking of the piles of books stripped of their covers and munched into the recycling machines. I can’t stand to fold a book’s page and do my best never to crack the spine while reading, so witnessing the book pulping process scarred me for eternity.

  How did I get into this hobby? The manager at one of these printing facilities is a patient of mine—I’m a family doctor, the only accomplishment of my life—and he lets me save some of the volumes destined for the paper grinder. The liberated novels then move in with me and litter my floor until I manage to resell them online or at garage sales. Some I donate to little free libraries. But most just keep on not selling and end up camping in my apartment for a very, very long time.

  I dodge another leaning tower of neglected dystopian novels and make it to the open space living room. Four cats await me sprawled on the couch—inconvenient hobby number two: I also rescue animals. The addiction started with cats and expanded to chickens when I moved into my industrial loft that has a cozy backyard. I’ve always been a cat person, but the extension to chicks came after I saw a traumatizing documentary on chicken factories, which also converted me to being a vegetarian.

  Unlike books, I have to set strict limits on the pet population I’m allowed to keep. At any given time, I can’t house more than four cats and six chickens.

  I wiggle my butt on the couch, plopping down between Leia, a tawny tabby, and Chewie, my ginger, long-haired stud. Sitting down doesn’t help calm my nerves. My mouth is still paper-dry and my heart pumping in my chest on the verge of a full-blown panic attack. I drop my head in my hands, folding my torso over my knees and taking a few deep, hopefully calming breaths.

  The Christmas tree lights blink in my face from a corner of the living room. And while I usually enjoy their bursts of colored joy, now they’re making the anxiety worse. Sure, the holidays are over. I just didn’t get around to taking the tree down yet. I’m not in a hurry to do it, either. I love Christmas and the warmth the tree lights sprinkle on the house.

  I bet Kirsten is one of those people who take down their Christmas trees on 26 December.

  Shudder.

  And perhaps that’s what’s better for Aiden. Someone organized and efficient, who doesn’t come with the baggage of approximately a thousand books, four cats, and six chickens. Maybe seeing him getting married and hearing him promise his eternal love to another woman will finally cure me of loving him. A disease I’ve carried with me for my entire adult life.

  From the moment I met Aiden in college, I knew he was The One, but I have never confessed my feelings. I even encouraged him to date Kirsten at the beginning, when he thought she was too posh for him (I totally agreed and still agree with that assessment). The only reason I told him to go out with her was that I figured she was entirely wrong for him and that they wouldn’t last past a couple of dates. I’m such a fool and such a coward.

  I’ve been a wimp since the winter of freshman year when I first fell hard and fast for him.

  Aiden was in one of my classes, Introduction to Undergraduate Biology Research, the weirdest class I had that quarter. The professor, George Quilliam, was unconventional and, on the first lesson, he lectured us on how scientific research is 90 per cent rule-following and 10 per cent rule-breaking. He then asked who among us had a problem breaking rules. Aiden and I raised our hands. Jace didn’t.

  Bioresearch wasn’t the first class I’d had in common with them, seeing how all three of us were bio pre-med students. But we weren’t friends back then. They were the cool kids, totally out of my nerdy league. Wherever they went, their then-duo made heads turn. Jace and Aiden had to be the hottest freshmen on campus. Both tall, athletic, and broad-shouldered. Jace, dark-haired, with eyes the color of a glacier, and a chiseled profile that would’ve made Michelangelo’s David hide in shame. With his full lips constantly upturned in a lopsided, confident smirk, he was the essence of casual, endless charm. And Aiden, fair, blond, everybody’s All-American dream. His face beautiful, elegant, and ageless—in a hanging on the walls of a museum kind of way. But his expression was never arrogant and his blue eyes were always gentle and warm. Jace was the personification of danger and excitement. Aiden, an angel fallen on Earth.

  So, yeah, I’d noticed them before. But despite our many shared classes, they’d never spoken to me, and neither had I to them. I’ve never made friends easily, and after four months of cohabitation I was barely getting comfortable around my dorm roommate, so I wasn’t about to approach the two coolest guys in my year with some embarrassing, never-show-your-face-in-public-again line.

  But that first day of the spring quarter changed everything. The course was elective and smaller than usual, with only ten students. So, obviously, that had to be the class where I picked a fight with the professor. Academic contexts are the only ones where I have no problems stating my opinion or openly disagreeing with someone—especially if it is to fight for one of my patients. But, as that day showed, my academic confidence isn’t always a plus.

  Quilliam studied us law-abiding losers with our hands raised and smirked. “Very well, class. For your first homework assignment, I’m going to send you on a little rule-breaking quest. The Garden Gnome Liberation Front recently broke into my backyard and depleted my collection. So your first assignment, due next class, is to steal me a garden gnome.”

  Students looked between themselves with a mix of amused expressions and is-this-guy-for-real frowns. But of course, I had to be the jerk who raised her hand and asked, “Excuse me, professor, but what do garden gnomes have to do with biology?”

  “Ah, Miss…” He paused to check the class roster and confirm my name. “Archibald. As I said, no great scientific discovery was ever made without breaking a few rules first.”

  I pouted, and he called me out. “Something you’d like to add?”

  “Yeah, even if we bring you a gnome, what would make you think we actually broke into someone’s garden to steal it and didn’t simply order one online?”

  “Excellent point, Miss Archibald. Express deliveries are a plague of these times. Let’s agree each of your gnomes must look properly timeworn, then.” He peeked at us from under his spectacles. “And in case you were thinking of fabricating the distress I should warn you, I also hold a degree in applied chemistry and will be able to tell.”

  That statement earned me a lot of glares from my classmates, so I refrained from commenting I could just order an old gnome from eBay.

  It turned out that I couldn’t. By the time I got home that evening, and on my computer, four out of the five gnomes available for sale that would reach Urbana in time for the next class were already sold. The remaining one had reached a four-figure price tag that was way above my college allowance. Apparently, flexible pricing was another plague of the times.

  That’s how the following evening I ended up dressed in all black, complete with a black beanie and black running gloves, strolling through the residential neighborhoods of the small college town in search of garden gnomes to abduct. I was walking alone in a side street, trying to act inconspicuous, when Jace and Aiden overtook me from behind. Jace stole the beanie from my head and twirled it on a finger.

  “You’re going to get us caught by stalking the streets dressed so suspiciously. You have garden gnome thief written all over your face, Archibald.”

  “I do not,” I hissed as I tried to rescue my beanie.

  But Jace snatched up his arm, bringing it out of my reach.

  Aiden smiled. “You do look a little suspicious, Lori. Could you at least lose the gloves?”

  I was flabbergasted that he knew my name—that they both did—and blabbed, “I didn’t want to leave fingerprints and it’s cold.”

  Jace smirked. “I promise you, a crime scene investigator won’t be involved in a case of gnome grand larceny.”

  I glowered. “You the expert?”

  That’s when Aiden ruffled my bangs—also a thing back then—and I was a goner.

  “Are we doing this or not?” he asked. “Jace and I scouted the perfect house filled with creepy dwarfs.”

  Jace put on my beanie and started jogging backward, preceding us. “Do you think we’d get extra points for stealing Snow White?”

  By the next class, we’d stolen three hideous lawn ornaments. We handed them in, got the bonus marks we were promised, and that was the beginning of our friendship. For shy, self-conscious me it felt inexplicably easy to hang out with them. I just fitted with Aiden and Jace in a way I’d never belonged with anyone before.