Contents

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  Title Page

  Contents

  Copyright

  Map

  The End of All Things

  Wisdom Save

  Where the Shadows Lie

  Dump Stat

  Though I Do Not Know the Way

  Twisty Little Passages, All Alike

  Too Deep We Delved

  Critical Fail

  No Memory of This Place

  I Attack the Darkness

  Speak Friend

  Bag of Holding

  Half as Well as You Deserve

  Cast Fireball

  Halls of Stone

  Cheat Code

  Riddles

  Area of Effect

  Elven-Kings Under the Sky

  Split the Party

  The Last Homely House

  Power Gamer

  Precious

  Leeroy Jenkins

  Doom and Great Deeds

  Dungeon Crawl

  No Living Man Am I

  Critical Hit

  Fellowship

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Connect with HMH

  Copyright © 2021 by Carrie Vaughn

  All rights reserved

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Names: Vaughn, Carrie, author.

  Title: Questland / Carrie Vaughn.

  Description: Boston : Mariner Books/Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2021. | “A John Joseph Adams book.”

  Identifiers: LCCN 2020034169 (print) | LCCN 2020034170 (ebook) |ISBN9780358346289 (trade paperback) | ISBN 9780358346500 (ebook) | ISBN 9780358540120 | ISBN 9780358540199

  Subjects: GSAFD: Science fiction. | Fantasy fiction. | Adventure fiction.

  Classification: LCC PS3622.A9475 Q47 2021 (print) | LCC PS3622.A9475 (ebook) | DDC 813/.6—dc23

  LC record available at https://​lccn​.loc​.gov/​2020034169

  LC ebook record available at https://​lccn​.loc​.gov/​2020034170

  Cover Illustration © Robert Ball

  Cover design by Martha Kennedy

  Author photograph © Lucy Tuck Photography

  Map by Rhys Davies

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  1

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  The End of All Things

  Okay, Professor Cox, so yeah, what I want to do is show that Moby Dick and Pokémon are both symbolic of rampant capitalism by portraying the inherently destructive nature of the relentless pursuit of abstract consumerism.” The kid took a gasping breath and seemed relieved to have gotten all that out at once.

  I had been so pleased when a student showed up in person for office hours. I had been so ready to be helpful, a wise mentor ushering this wide-eyed undergraduate through the sometimes-harrowing expectations of academia, fanning the spark of learning and critical thought. He would go on to change the world and remember fondly the words of wisdom, the kindly advice I had given him. This meeting would remind me that my work really was worthwhile.

  Someday, a student meeting would actually remind me that my work in academia was worthwhile.

  Rodney was a white kid with unbrushed, uncut hair stuffed under a ball cap. He’d grown into his full height but was still gangly as anything, all elbows and knees. A baggy T-shirt and cargo shorts, ratty sneakers, hollow black gauges the size of a quarter in both ears. A sophomore, so around nineteen.

  The thing was, he had the core of a good idea in there. I just wasn’t sure he understood half the words coming out of his mouth. He’d been in college long enough to learn the vocabulary but not quite how to wield it.

  I studied him from the chair at my desk, which I had pushed against the wall so I could face my students with nothing between us. It was supposed to be more welcoming, inviting them to open up. Not that many of them actually ever came to my office. They usually left messages begging for extensions. But Rodney must have thought he had a better chance of talking me into his ambitious theme in person. His expression pleaded with me.

  “Tell me the truth,” I said finally. “Are you just wanting to play a bunch of Pokémon Go and somehow call it working on your midterm paper?”

  He deflated right in front of me, all those knobby limbs drooping.

  “Have you at least read Moby Dick?” I asked. When I had come up with the class, Pop Culture as Literature, I had failed to anticipate how many students would sign up thinking it meant they’d be able to spend the semester playing video games for credit.

  “I watched The Wrath of Khan instead,” he said. “You said you wanted us to compare one modern thing and one classic thing. Wrath of Khan counts as classic, right?”

  I spoke carefully. Encourage, encourage. I’m a mentor, I’m a mentor . . . “I think tackling the entirety of rampant capitalism is too big a topic for a fifteen-page midterm paper. Maybe you can talk about Moby Dick and Pokémon together—assuming you actually read Moby Dick—but bring the focus in a little tighter. Talk about whales and Pokémon as metaphors. How they change over the course of the story, how they affect the narrative. Why people always seem to want to chase metaphorical fantasy creatures.”

  “So, like, how my, uh—I mean someone’s—obsession with finding a Zapdos in the middle of the quad might be like Ahab and the whale.” He did have a bit of a crazed look in his eye. Like he’d seen things. Virtual things on his phone, mocking him.

  “Something like that. Yes.”

  “But what about rampant capitalism?”

  What about it, indeed. “That’s your job, to tell me what it means, hmm?” He looked daunted, not inspired. I had failed to mentor him. “Look, don’t worry so much about it. You’ve obviously found a topic you’re passionate about. Just . . . explain it to me.” I was going to have twenty of these essays to grade. I had made a terrible mistake.

  He squared his shoulders and gave a determined nod. “Right. I won’t fail you, Professor.” His intensity took me aback, but he shrugged his way to the door before I could suggest he calm down a little.

  When he started to close the door, I half jumped out of my chair. “Leave that open, please. Thank you.”

  He glanced back at my anxious tone, confused, but left the door wide open and sauntered down the hallway.

  With the door open, I could hear everything that went on in this half of the building. Everyone coming and going. I needed to hear that. My office was safe, the shelves filled with books, from the big literature survey textbooks we still used to piles of pulp paperbacks with lurid covers that always made my students go a little wide-eyed. A few obscure movie posters on the wall, Legend and Hard Boiled, because I was the cool professor. A couple of spider plants tucked in the high windowsill making a go of it. Sticky notes all over the wall, because however many apps I had trying to run my life and manage my students, sometimes nothing replaced pen and paper.

  I turned on the electric kettle for another cup of tea and got back to the stack of first-year composition essays on the desk. These kids tried so hard and yet had such a tenuous grasp of the basic rules of grammar. Practice, I reminded myself. They just needed practice.

  A class period ended. Voices filled the hallway. Sounds echoed. This was an old building, with linoleum floors and wooden doors, smelling of cozy dilapidation. A loud bang from the other end of the hall rattled doors all the way down. My body clenched, my heart jumped to my ears, and I splashed tea out of my mug. A door. It was just someone slamming a door. There was laughter. No one was shooting anyone. I held on to the arms of my chair and breathed slowly.

  Funny thing, some days I could hear a car backfire and not even blink. Fourth of July? I knew to get out of town and stay someplace where no one would be launching a single bottle rocket. Most days, I had it under control. And then a door slammed, and my body reacted before my brain had time to catch up. Breathe slow. Put both feet on the floor, sit straight so my lungs had space to fill. Count to ten or twenty, and let the adrenaline drain away. Fine, everything was fine.

  My computer beeped an incoming message request and I jumped again. “Shit!” I said it loud enough to carry and glanced guiltily out in the hall. God, I was so finished with today.

  I clicked accept without really looking, assuming another student wanted to discuss their dubious relationship with deadlines. But a video chat window opened on the screen, and the face that appeared wasn’t a wide-eyed panicking undergrad, but a prim, very serious, pale woman in a high-collared suit and short haircut. She wasn’t university—a suit like that cost money.

  “You’re not a student,” I blurted.

  She raised a perfectly shaped brow. “No, Professor Cox.”

  I was about to ask if she’d messaged the wrong person. But she’d said my name. “Can I help you?” I asked, confused.

  “I think you can. I represent Lang Analytics, and we have a project we think you’d be interested in. We’d like to meet with you to discuss the parameters and requirements.”

  Lang Analytics was a conglomerate of personal electronics companies and online services, both mass market and high end. They made the messaging app that let my students beg for extensions without looking me in the face, which meant this woman had snuck her video chat into my office under false pretenses. Which was basically Lang Analytics’ entire business model. Its founder, Har
ris Lang, was one of these eccentric tech-guru icons. I tried to avoid knowing anything about it.

  I wasn’t able to hide my skepticism. “Exactly what kind of project could you possibly need someone like me for?” I was an assistant professor of comparative literature. The exact opposite of cutting-edge tech.

  “We’d like to discuss that in person, Professor Cox.” Her expression hardly changed. Was she some kind of secretary AI?

  “I’m sorry, I’m right in the middle of office hours—”

  “I have a car waiting outside the building for you.”

  I was starting to get angry. “I’d really rather do this on a conference call—”

  She glanced down, as if checking her phone, and tapped a couple of keys. “If you look at your email, you’ll find a preliminary receipt for a donation made by Lang Analytics to your department, a grant of twenty thousand dollars. All you have to do to receive the grant is come meet with us.”

  I checked my email, and there it was. On Lang Analytics letterhead, a receipt for a $20,000 grant made out to the English Department. That much money would fund a couple of research assistants for a semester, conference travel, scholarships. English departments never got corporate grants. This was . . . odd.

  I returned to the chat window with the icily competent Lang Analytics representative. “Is this a bribe?”

  That got the tiniest bit of smile from her. “You’re the language expert, Professor.”

  “I don’t even know your name.”

  “The car is waiting for you.” The chat window went blank.

  2

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  Wisdom Save

  Outside the humanities building on a narrow lane that was meant for university maintenance carts, a shining black town car was parked. The severely prim woman from the video chat stepped out of the passenger side. Not an AI, then.

  I should have held out for another ten grand.

  Maybe I should have been bothered that I had such a predictable price. But it wasn’t for me. It was for the department. I could go to a stupid meeting.

  I put on a bright smile. “Hi, I’m Addie Cox. It’s nice to meet you.”

  “Thank you for agreeing to this meeting, Professor. Please.” She opened the car’s back door and gestured inside, which seemed dark and cavernous. She still hadn’t told me her name. I climbed in, and the door closed behind me with a soft click, like an air lock sealing. The driver was male, dressed in a formal dark suit, and didn’t glance back at me. Maybe I should have insisted on meeting in public. This suddenly looked like the first chapter in a lurid horror scenario.

  The woman leaned over the back seat and handed me a tablet. “I need you to read and sign this nondisclosure agreement. It’s straightforward, requiring only that you not discuss anything you’re about to learn in this meeting.”

  “What if I don’t want to sign?”

  “We’ll pull over right now. But . . . there’s the grant to think about, hmm?”

  Did she think she could just buy me off? Well, yes, I suppose she did. She wasn’t wrong, and she worked for a company that always got what it wanted. I just couldn’t figure out why it wanted me.

  The NDA was short, saying exactly what she’d explained: I wouldn’t talk about what went on at the meeting, unless required to by a court of law. And wasn’t that comforting? I signed, because ultimately, even apart from the grant money, I wanted to see what this was about.

  “Can’t you give me a hint?” I said, handing the tablet back to her.

  “Everything will be explained soon.” Which was exactly what I should have known she would say.

  After twenty minutes we ended up in downtown Boulder, at the St. Julien, the city’s nicest hotel. Formally, the prim woman opened the car door and guided me to the entrance. The doorman snapped to attention.

  So, at least there were witnesses now.

  After a ride in an elevator requiring the touch of a special chip card, we arrived at an expansive suite. As in, the elevator opened directly into the suite, a posh living room with clean white sofas, glass coffee tables, and vast windows looking out over the city. I’d only ever seen this kind of room in movies.

  Two men waited. One of them was Silicon Valley tech guru Harris Lang himself, founder of Lang Analytics, inventor of a revolutionary telecom device that nobody understood, founder of a private company flinging satellites into orbit. Wasn’t a month went by that he didn’t have his picture on the cover of some magazine or didn’t get interviewed on some news show about tech trends, with his steel-gray buzz cut and rectangular wire-rimmed glasses.

  Technically I had seen him in person once before, from the back of an auditorium filled with a couple thousand people. He’d been a tiny shadow onstage, so I’d mostly watched his speech on one of the big screens, which was basically like watching him on TV. My boyfriend at the time had been awestruck with the man and dragged me to the presentation. Everyone loved the enigmatic Harris Lang. Brilliant Harris Lang, saving the world with carbon sequestration and space junk mitigation. For the kind of person who had big dreams and unshakable faith in technology, Lang was inspiring. Me . . . I would never trust that just one person could single-handedly save the world.

  Close up, Lang seemed thin, the kind of thin from not eating enough rather than working out. His face was lined, and he seemed tired. Older than his fifty-some years. He wore his trademark gray turtleneck, dark jeans, and had an earbud in one ear. Sitting on the sofa, studying a tablet, he didn’t even look up when we entered.

  To the side of the sofa stood a man in his early forties, muscular and square jawed, with sun-browned skin. He studied me with dark eyes like he was peeling back layers. He wore slacks and a suit jacket over a T-shirt, but they looked like a costume on him.

  He made me nervous. The bad kind of nervous, like when a door slammed or someone set off a firecracker. The kind of nervous that made me want to hide under a table. I was very out of place here, in my oversize cardigan, peasant skirt, and ballet flats. Usually I felt comfortable in my clothes, but here I was an oddity. I self-consciously brushed at my hair, in short rumpled curls around my ears.

  We waited until Harris Lang finally looked up, set aside his tablet, and rose. Should I bow? Look away? Introduce myself? I froze.

  “Professor Adrienne Cox, it’s very good of you to come. I’m Harris Lang.”

  How strange that he knew my name. In the real world, no one like him should ever notice someone like me. But here we were; he’d bribed me into his domain.

  Lang had a New England drawl to his voice. Lang Analytics’ headquarters—US headquarters, at least—was on the other side of the country. He hadn’t flown here just to meet me, had he? That didn’t seem right.

  “Call me Addie,” I said, and started to extend my hand for shaking. But his remained clasped in front of him, so no, there would be no hand shaking. “Nice to meet you.” I glanced at the man who looked like he was standing guard and waited for an introduction. It didn’t come.

  “Please, have a seat. Tea? Coffee? Something stronger?” Lang smiled thinly, making a joke he knew was perfunctory. Now that I got a better look at him, the smile seemed strained. He had puffy eyes, like he’d been losing sleep. Nothing like how he looked on slick magazine covers.

  “Um. Tea? Black, no sugar.”

  The prim woman marched off to the suite’s bar. I glanced again at the other man. He loomed like he might put everyone here in a headlock any minute now.

  Lang returned to the sofa. “This must seem strange, so I’ll come straight to it. You’re here because I need a consultant with exactly your expertise.”

  “Like, you’re doing one of those cable documentaries and you need an expert interview or something?” That was the only thing I could think of, but surely Lang wouldn’t arrange something like that personally. He had People for that. The military man—he had to be military—pressed his lips together, hiding a smile.

  Lang didn’t smile. “No, Professor. I’m afraid not. Let’s see . . . this is turning out to be much harder to explain than I was expecting. The heart of it has been top secret for so long, I’m not used to saying it out loud.”

  The assistant brought over the cup of tea, complete with saucer, and I almost resented the distraction of having to take hold of it.