Alice miranda and the ch.., p.23
Alice-Miranda and the Christmas Mystery,
p.23
Britt nodded. ‘And I’ll be in Oslo. Mamma says that it’s absolutely freezing.’
‘Well, you should all reach your destinations in time,’ Mrs Oliver said. ‘As long as you get ahead of the cold front that the bureau says is the likes of which hasn’t been seen in years. It sounds like there’s going to be more snow for Christmas.’
‘Sadly, not in Spain,’ Sep said.
‘I don’t mind. It probably won’t be warm enough to swim, but I’m looking forward to some sunshine,’ Sloane said.
‘Daddy says it’s chilly in Tuscany too, but it will be fun to have one last Christmas there,’ Caprice said, glancing at her mother who gave a nod. She’d told Caprice everything last night after they’d been reunited and had been surprised by how mature the girl’s reaction had been.
The children and Venetia were all due to leave in the morning, with those who were flying out being ferried to the airport and others being picked up from the Hall. Chessie was the closest. She and Alice-Miranda had vowed to spend more time together over the break, and Millie too. Although her parents were a bit of a drive away, her grandfather was nearby and she was keen to stay with him.
‘Do you think that Mr Turner will ever find out exactly what happened to his poor wife?’ Chessie said.
‘I doubt that very much, dear,’ Valentina Highton-Smith chimed in. ‘There are some mysteries that are destined never to be solved.’
Alice-Miranda bit her lip. ‘Maybe. But Miss Wickham said something about her brother-in-law George having kept diaries. She wasn’t sure what happened to them, but perhaps something will turn up one day. I mean, who would have ever expected to find her sister’s confession inside the teapot spout?’
The others all nodded in agreement.
‘Yes, wasn’t that the strangest thing?’ Shilly said.
‘And speaking of which – now I don’t have a surprise for you for Christmas, Mrs Oliver,’ the child said. ‘That was meant to be your present to replace the one that’s leaking.’
‘Oh, dear girl,’ Dolly said. ‘Please don’t worry about me. I’ve got everything I need right here.’ She glanced around at the family and friends.
‘Why can’t you give it to Mrs Oliver?’ Millie asked.
‘Because I said that Miss Wickham should have it back. And if she doesn’t want it, then I think Mr Turner should keep it – for the sake of the family story,’ Alice-Miranda replied.
Charlotte Highton-Smith looked over at her young son, mortified to realise that Marcus’s hands were now covered in chocolate. She reached into her cardigan pocket and pulled out a small packet of wet wipes, quickly passing it to Jacinta and hoping that the lad hadn’t smeared anything on her sister’s couch.
‘When are we giving each other our presents?’ Caprice asked. ‘Just the ones us kids bought for each other.’
At the mention of the word, Marcus clapped his hands together.
‘Presents!’ he shouted. His sister was asleep on her mother’s lap.
‘Sorry, I shouldn’t have mentioned it,’ Caprice said, pulling a face.
‘Not for you, darling,’ Charlotte said, glad that he hadn’t woken Imogen up.
Marcus pouted.
Everyone mimicked the lad sticking their bottom lips out in reply.
Surprisingly, the boy giggled. It was amazing how quickly toddlers could be distracted.
‘Why don’t we boring oldies leave you youngsters alone,’ Hugh suggested. ‘I’d like to see if I can finally beat Lawrence at a game of snooker.’
‘You’re on,’ the man said.
‘Yes, and I want to chat to Dolly and Shilly about the menu for Christmas,’ Valentina said, getting to her feet.
‘And these two cheeky monkeys need to get to bed,’ Charlotte said.
‘I’ll help you, darling,’ Cecelia said, snatching Marcus up from the lounge while Charlotte stood up cradling Imogen.
‘Good night,’ the children chorused as the adults made their way from the room.
‘Present time,’ Alice-Miranda said, as her friends followed her through to the entrance hall where the base of the sparkling Christmas tree was piled high with gifts.
‘Bags I be Santa,’ Caprice and Millie said at the same time. They looked at each other and grinned.
‘Why don’t you do it together?’ Alice-Miranda suggested.
The girls nodded.
‘Together,’ they said at exactly the same time again.
The others all laughed.
‘Seriously, I don’t know what’s happened with you two – but long may it stay this way,’ Lucas said.
‘We finally learned the art of cooperation,’ Millie said.
‘It comes in handy when someone’s planning to kill you,’ Caprice said, arching her left eyebrow.
‘Well, I for one am glad that you’ve finally come to an understanding and you’re both still alive,’ Sep said, earning himself a dig in the ribs from Lucas. When they got back to school, he was planning to ask Millie to be his date for the Fayle Spring Dance.
‘I think it’s more than an understanding,’ Caprice said, looking at Millie.
The girl nodded. ‘I’d go so far as to say we might even be . . . friends?’
‘It’s a Christmas miracle!’ Lucas exclaimed and everyone laughed.
Millie and Caprice both donned Santa hats for their duties.
Lucas and Jacinta held hands while Sep, Chessie, Britt, Sloane, Alice-Miranda and Neville sat side by side around the tree. Millie and Caprice read the names on the cards and handed out the gifts.
Alice-Miranda’s brown eyes sparkled as she looked at her friends.
‘I think this has to be my favourite Christmas ever,’ she said.
The others could only agree.
Elliot Turner’s party was indeed the event of the year, although Keeley Hendrix was not happy to learn later that night that her husband had been arrested and her children were the Bauble Bandits. Griffin cut a deal with the prosecutors and, in exchange for him testifying against Sergey Koloff, he got to do his time in home detention. Hazel, Jake, Liam and Kane did exactly what Griffin asked, returning all of the goods they’d stolen and using their pocket money to buy decorations to spruce up the village and surrounds. Hazel suggested they should tell the newspapers about their good deeds, but their mother thought better of it. Hazel and Ellie are no longer friends.
Keeley Hendrix realised that the only way to keep her family afloat was to get herself a job. When Hugh Kennington-Jones heard about the family’s predicament, he offered her a position at Kennington’s, which she’s finding surprisingly satisfying.
The money Venetia earned helped pay down a chunk of debt on the restaurants and get her company back on track. Interestingly, Sophie Garceau was outed by her staff as a bully not long after Christmas. Her show, Pressure Cooker, was cancelled by the network immediately, with Sweet Things rocketing to the top of the ratings once again.
Bronson Byers told his family as much as he could without compromising the rest of the investigation into Sergey Koloff. He quit his undercover role in the force and used the money he’d saved to buy a beautiful cottage in the village for them to live in. Not long afterwards, he formed a partnership with his new father-in-law, buying properties to renovate and then rent at a reduced rate to families in hardship. Their first acquisition was the row of terraces where Juliette and the children had lived. Ellie couldn’t be prouder.
Juliette has started a management training program with Kennington’s and is enjoying being able to use her brain. Hugh says he’s never been more impressed with a staff member.
Elliot Turner is enjoying spending time with his family – though they’re taking things slowly and making sure that everyone is comfortable with the situation. After all, it was quite a shock to learn the truth.
Alice-Miranda’s friends all returned home for Christmas, the weather holding off long enough for everyone to get where they were meant to be. The Highton-Smith-Kennington-Joneses and their household celebrated together on a day when there was more snow than the country had ever seen before.
Alice-Miranda had grinned when she’d opened a special hardback edition of her favourite spy series with a note from the author, which had been organised by Millie the night the children had all exchanged their gifts.
There was another present, however, that made her smile more than any other. A copy of The Hundred Dresses from Ellie. It would turn out to be a story she would treasure for the rest of her life – and the beginning of a lovely new friendship.
Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale Academy for Proper Young Ladies students, staff and friends
Alice-Miranda Highton-Smith-Kennington-Jones
Only child, almost twelve years of age
Millicent Jane McLoughlin-McTavish-McNoughton-McGill
Alice-Miranda’s best friend
Jacinta Headlington-Bear
Friend
Sloane Sykes
Friend
Francesca Compton-Halls
Friend
Caprice Radford
Friend, of sorts
Britt Fox
Friend and exchange student from Hartvig Skole, Oslo
Miss Ophelia Grimm
Headmistress
Miss Livinia Reedy
English teacher and deputy headmistress
Miss Benitha Wall
PE teacher and deputy headmistress
Charlie Weatherly (Mr Charles)
Gardener
Mrs Petunia Clarkson
Housemistress of Caledonia Manor
Cornelius Trout
Music teacher
Louella Derby
Personal secretary to the headmistress (on maternity leave)
Mrs Myrtle Parker
Acting personal assistant to the headmistress and town busybody
Mrs Doreen Smith
Cook
Caroline Clinch
Maths teacher
Aldous Grump
Miss Grimm’s husband
Aggie Grump
Miss Grimm’s daughter
Reginald Parker
Myrtle Parker’s husband and Alice-Miranda’s drum teacher
Ambrosia Headlington-Bear
Jacinta’s mother
Lucas Nixon
Fayle School for Boys student
Septimus Sykes
Fayle School for Boys student
Neville Nordstrom
Barcelona International College student
Highton Hall residents
Cecelia Highton-Smith
Alice-Miranda’s mother
Hugh Kennington-Jones
Alice-Miranda’s father
Dolly Oliver
Family cook and food scientist
Mrs Shillingsworth
Housekeeper
Mr Harold Greening
Gardener
Mrs Greening
Wife of Harold
Hoxton Manor residents, staff and relations
Elliot Turner
Owner of Hoxton Manor, successful businessman
Delia Wickham
Head housekeeper
Maggie Phillips
Deceased sister of Delia Wickham
Paloma
Chef
Others
Ellie Byers
Fourteen-year-old girl
Myles Byers
Six-year-old brother of Ellie
Juliette Byers
Ellie and Myles’s mother
Bronson Byers
Ellie’s stepfather, Myles’s father
Griffin Hendrix
Manager of Freightliners Transport Company and father of Hazel, Jake and Kane
Keeley Hendrix
Wife of Griffin, mother of Hazel, Jake and Kane
Hazel Hendrix
Fourteen-year-old girl
Jake Hendrix
Hazel’s twin brother
Kane Hendrix
Older brother of Hazel and Jake
Liam
Jake’s best friend
Miss Violet Appleby
Grandmother of Clementine Rose, wife of Digby Pertwhistle
Mr Digby Pertwhistle
Butler at Penberthy House Hotel and husband of Violet Appleby
Sebastian Smote
Party planner extraordinaire
Venetia Baldini
Caprice’s mother and celebrity chef
Bobby Lambert
Driver for Freightliners Transport Company
Sergey Koloff
Owner of Loff’s Folly and businessman
Jacqueline Harvey worked in schools for many years, but has had a passion for storytelling since she was a child.
She is the author of the popular Alice-Miranda, Clementine Rose, Kensy and Max, and Willa and Woof series, which have sold almost two million copies in Australia alone. In 2022, she released a picture book, That Cat, illustrated by one of her former students, Kate Isobel Scott. Jacqueline’s books have received numerous shortlistings and awards while her picture book, The Sound of the Sea, was a CBCA Honour Book.
Jacqueline speaks to thousands of young people at schools and festivals around the world and says the characters in her books are often made up of the best bits of children she’s met over the years.
Jacqueline lives between Sydney, Australia, and Queenstown, New Zealand, with her husband Ian and cat, Bally Puss, and is currently working on more Willa and Woof adventures, several picture book projects and an exciting new middle-grade story.
jacquelineharvey.com.au
Jacqueline Harvey is a passionate educator who enjoys sharing her love of reading and writing with children and adults alike. She is an ambassador for Dymock’s Children’s Charities and Room to Read, and is the current patron of Somerset Storyfest. Find out more at dcc.gofundraise.com.au and roomtoread.org.
Books by Jacqueline Harvey
Alice-Miranda series
Alice-Miranda at School
Alice-Miranda on Holiday
Alice-Miranda Takes the Lead
Alice-Miranda at Sea
Alice-Miranda in New York
Alice-Miranda Shows the Way
Alice-Miranda in Paris
Alice-Miranda Shines Bright
Alice-Miranda in Japan
Alice-Miranda at Camp
Alice-Miranda at the Palace
Alice-Miranda in the Alps
Alice-Miranda to the Rescue
Alice-Miranda in China
Alice-Miranda Holds the Key
Alice-Miranda in Hollywood
Alice-Miranda in Scotland
Alice-Miranda Keeps the Beat
Alice-Miranda in the Outback
Alice-Miranda in Egypt
Kensy and Max series
Clementine Rose series
Willa and Woof series
That Cat
Alice-Miranda focused on the long, straight stretch of road. In the distance she could see something flying towards them. She wondered for a moment if it was a light aircraft before realising it was an eagle. Another giant bird swooped in from the left across their path, almost touching the bonnet of the four-wheel drive.
‘Wow!’ Millie exclaimed, having just seen the creatures from the back seat. ‘Was that a pterodactyl?’
Alice-Miranda grinned. ‘I was thinking the same thing.’
Hugh Kennington-Jones chuckled. ‘They say everything is bigger in the outback.’
Millie grabbed her camera from the seat beside her. She was keen to enter the art and photography competition Miss Grimm had announced just before the holidays. There were great prizes as well as the opportunity to be exhibited at the opening of the new Fayle Art Space. Professor Winter bottom, the Fayle School Headmaster, had initiated the idea with Miss Grimm, amid a flurry of excitement and heightened activity in both schools’ art rooms. By the time Millie went to take the photograph, though, the birds were too far away.
Behind them, Hugh could see the second Landcruiser in the distance.
‘How about we stop and have something to eat?’ Hugh asked the girls. ‘There should be a roadhouse coming up. Why don’t you let your uncle know that’s the plan?’
Alice-Miranda picked up the handset from the cradle of the two-way radio and pressed the button on the side.
There was a crackle of static.
‘This is KJ One calling Ridley One, do you copy? Over.’
They’d decided on their call signs before setting off from Alice Springs that morning.
‘Loud and clear, KJ One,’ Lucas replied. ‘What can we do for you? Over.’
‘We’re taking a break at the Kulgera Roadhouse,’ Alice-Miranda said, having consulted the paper map she had spread out across her lap. ‘Over.’
‘Gotcha,’ Lucas replied. ‘I’m starving and Dad is too. Jacinta’s asleep. Can you hear her snoring? Over.’
There was a pause and the sound of Lucas shuffling around in his seat before the girl’s breathy grunts came through the airwaves loud and clear.












