The third nero, p.1
The Third Nero,
p.1

Also by Lindsey Davis
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Contents
Also by Lindsey Davis
Title Page
Copyright
Map
Character List
Epigraph
Rome, September AD 89
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Footnote
CHARACTER LIST
Emperors
Domitian, our Master and God a brooding presence
Nero, damned to the memory a hero to some
The household
Flavia Albia licensed to make enquiries
T. Manlius Faustus her husband, not what he was
Dromo their slave, a trial
Graecina their housekeeper, on trial
Galene a self-styled cook, very trying
Katutis a secretary from an older culture
Larcius a clerk of works, down to earth
The Fabulous Stertinius a visiting harpist
The family
Q. Camillus Justinus a helpful uncle, a senator
Marcia Didia a favourite cousin, packs a punch
Mariusan other cousin, packs a flute
Officialdom on the Palatine
Flavius Abascantus a high-ranking member of Roman intelligence
Claudius Philippus a rising (or falling) bureaucrat, Albia’s handler
Trebianus the Parthia-watcher, Albia’s other handler
Rubrius Philippus’ bagman
Fuscus a trained killer
Eutrapelus the ultimate archivist (for the record)
Gaius Ritellius a missing field agent
Ilia his wronged wife
At the Castra Peregrina
‘Titus’ the Princeps Peregrinorum (not his real name)
Plotios his clerk of all trades
Alfius a ‘plumber’, a nice young man
‘Nero’ a prisoner (not his real name)
Paternus an unknown quantity
Trophimus an agent provocateur, nasty
‘Simon’ a scribe (not his real name)
Under suspicion
From Albia’s contact list
Sodalus an archive clerk, births and marriages
Perella a wronged ‘dancer’, mainly deaths
Momus a dissolute fixer
Rutilius Gallicus the Prefect of the City (top man)
At the Parthia House
Dolazebol a devious envoy
Bruzenus a duplicitous henchman
Asxen his wife, a nice auntie
Squilla a piece of work
Vindobona her white cat1
Two sight hounds who haven’t read the disclaimer
‘a nephew’ someone’s nephew
Corellius ‘counting tablecloths’
A gardener ‘pruning’
Also: veiled ladies, guards, musicians, gardeners, mules (Sabine and other), kittens, cataphracts, slaves with mops, elephant
Then shall come to the west the strife of war stirred up, and the exiled man of Rome, lifting up a mighty sword, crossing the Euphrates with many tens of thousands.
The text known as the Sibylline Oracles
Rome,
September AD 89
1
Many people wanted to believe the Emperor Nero had never died. At least three pretenders passed themselves off as him. One had made a false claim within weeks, under his successor, Galba. Another was dealt with by Titus, and last year Domitian had to tackle a third. Pretending to be a resurrected Nero held a curious appeal. And it was simple: look like him, own a harp, pop up far away in Syria – then keep moving when the legions came to get you. As they certainly would.
One False Nero was caught at sea; two later ones tried fleeing to Parthia. Bad mistake. Devious foreigners in trousers and conical hats used any False Nero they got hold of as a political tool. But once Rome had negotiated the return of that particular fake, he soon ended his deluded existence, dead in a ditch. In this, at least, he matched the real Nero.
Beforehand, in establishing a claim, the harp needed to be mastered only loosely because Nero was at best a mediocre musician so any bum notes would sound authentic. Looking like him could be achieved by dyeing the hair yellow and plonking a wreath on top. Strong self-belief was a nice touch.
To be realistic, nowadays such impersonations were harder. People in Syria joined uprisings whenever they were asked, but even they were growing tired of failure and its horrible consequences. Rome has developed reprisals to its own fine art. Rome puts down a revolt so firmly that it lingers long in the memory. I should know. I come from Britain. We had all that after Boudicca.
In any case, two decades had passed since Nero died. Even in districts where he always drew a cult following, his mad appeal became more nebulous. New pretenders found it harder to tickle up rebellions, even among gullible people who convinced themselves that Nero was wonderful and had not cut his throat with a razor, or had had it cut for him because he was too cowardly. He went into hiding only until the moment came to reappear and conquer tyranny …
In Rome, Nero was seen rather differently, even though we had a real need for a protector who could see off tyrants. We had our tyrant. He spent a lot of time looking around for people who might want to dislodge him, then had them put to death. Pretenders made him especially nervous.
The third False Nero, the recent one, remained ‘shadowy’. In part, this might have been because Rome’s Daily Gazette couldn’t be bothered with him. The editors wanted new news stories, not yet another harp-twangler, with more mischievous involvement from Parthia, leading once again to the sordid death of the hop
eless hopeful. If number three was dumped in that useful ditch, who cared? Failed fakes were old news.
Besides, it was overseas. Any False Nero had to compete for public interest with the nitty-gritty of our daily life: senatorial decrees, the harvest, aristocratic births, crime, scandal, wills, portents, athletics results and the so-called military successes of our all-too-living emperor, Domitian.
The Gazette’s column about amazing spectacles had a cracker this week anyway.
SHOCK NEWS MIRACLE ON AVENTINE Aedile struck by lightning on wedding day. ‘He is determined not to miss the Roman Games,’ vows weeping bride of miracle survivor. ‘Manlius Faustus will appear in his official role.’
Juno. That was as preposterous as most Gazette reports. It ranked with three-headed calves being born in a village in Mauretania or a small earthquake, not many dead. I was the bride so I should know. I had had no time to weep, even though the half-killed new husband was mine. And until I was sure he was fit again, my man was damn well not going to be dragged out in public at the Games, even though it was his duty to help organise them.
The mangled report did have consequences, however. That September, the toiling bureaucrats in their vast office complex on the Palatine were still tidying up loose ends on the newest False Nero. They were making sure he remained as ‘shadowy’ as possible. For a routine chore, they all read the Gazette to ensure compliance with official policy − where ‘official policy’ meant ‘the paranoid decisions of Domitian’. The Gazette’s amazing-spectacles section was less sternly policed than others − who cared about a rain of brilliant green frogs in Thrace? − but the SHOCK NEWS MIRACLE made the bureaucrats pause. In the way of their inquisitive trade, they must have checked whom this unlucky magistrate had been marrying when the lightning bolt felled him.
The report did not specify that his allegedly tearful bride was a daughter of Marcus Didius Falco, who had once worked as imperial informer, or that I myself carried out personal enquiries for the general public. The Daily Gazette probably left this unsaid because it does not accuse magistrates’ brand-new wives of low activities − not unless they have committed adultery with actors, and even then it has to be actors the public had heard of. But the bureaucrats existed to know who people were and what they did. They had their own resources − crude spies, torturers, death squads – or sometimes, for light surveillance, they would hire freelance investigators. They kept lists of all Rome’s freelances. Whether I liked it or not, they knew what I did.
Just my luck: one of them needed a task carried out discreetly. Widows were involved, nobly born widows with élite ex-husbands. To have the usual repulsive armed men approach these matrons would be undiplomatic, even in Domitian’s Rome. So when my marriage came to their attention, the officials thought of commissioning me.
My name is Albia, Flavia Albia. I carry out work for troubled people who need answers. I am efficient and discreet. I came to Rome from Britain, which makes me mysterious and exotic. But the bureaucrats knew that, as the adopted daughter of Marcus Didius Falco and Helena Justina, I could be passed off as a decent, intelligent woman whose mother was a senator’s daughter and her father a man of standing in Rome. Wonderfully for the palace, I had just married a well-regarded magistrate − and, as the Daily Gazette said, I would soon be seen nibbling nuts with him among people of the best quality at the Roman Games.
Forget the British angle. The scroll-beetles were eager to overlook any rumours that I was a bad-tempered, straight-talking Druid. For tricky interviews with highly placed widows, I was ideal.
2
Many a bride wakes on the morning after her wedding feeling full of dread that her new husband may not be the man she had thought. In our case, if I had made a mistake, it was not his fault. The gods had struck him down and caused a great change in him; I must hope it was temporary. They were not my gods, or if they had been (if I had any gods), the whole Olympian pantheon would be answering to me.
Tiberius Manlius Faustus, a sweet and serious person, had wanted us to have the full marriage ceremony, with a big public procession from my father’s house to his. He believed a show was needed. He was committing himself to an informer, a bad move socially. Even I admitted that. My father swears informing is all above board, but he is also an auctioneer, so false claims come easily to him. Besides, people knew I had come from Britannia, that peculiar province at the end of Europe. Britain fascinates everyone in Rome − none of whom would want any son of theirs to set up home with a British orphan. So, while the full marriage procedure is not a legal requirement, Faustus and I went through it as a public gesture.
During my bridal procession, a huge thunderstorm broke above the Aventine Hill. A bolt of lightning felled my new husband. Nobody had yet dared to suggest this was his punishment for marrying me, although I knew people thought it.
Three other men were killed outright. At the time I could barely take in what had happened to them, but despite the rain pouring down on us, I noticed a smell of smoke. At the second of impact, I glimpsed flashes from weapons they had been carrying. I then saw agitated helpers shake their heads, gesturing to me that I should not look at the corpses, which had been stripped by the blast, leaving their clothing in shreds and their shoes blown off.
Tiberius survived. He was thrown to the ground, briefly unconscious. Family members worked frantically to revive him; they put him on his feet again, although they had to drag him to our house for he could not walk. At first he was unable to swallow or to speak, but then he bravely managed to croak an approximate bridegroom’s welcome to his new wife. I wanted to shoo everyone away but felt I must allow the formalities, because they meant so much to him.
As soon as I could, I put him to bed. It was hardly a normal wedding night. Tiberius seemed to pass it reasonably well. I did not sleep. Terrified for him, I was in anguish. We had been so full of happiness and hope. I knew how nearly I had lost him and realised from the start that he might be significantly altered.
At first, he showed few physical marks. Next morning, a huge bruise appeared on his chest. My father was to confess eventually that he must have caused it when he thumped Tiberius with a double fist because his heart had stopped. Father knew that, by horrible coincidence, I had been widowed once before in a freak street accident; Falco could not bear it to happen twice, especially right in front of me. His action saved Tiberius’s life, though he would always remain rather quiet about just how hard he had whacked him.
‘Try to hang on to this one, chuck. You attract disaster. I can’t see any other man being brave enough to take you.’
‘Oh, thanks, Pa!’ No orphan could have been adopted by anybody better. He was deeply upset; I could tell by his making a joke of the chance to beat up his new son-in-law.
Examining Tiberius further, I discovered strange spreading red ferny marks, which had developed upwards from his feet to his torso. By then Mother had sent us a doctor, who told me these patterns on the skin were typical. He reckoned the lightning had made a direct hit on the other three men; it had killed them, then bounced along the ground in lessened strength before it sprang into Tiberius. That had spared his life, although I was warned that my poor man would suffer unpredictable after-effects, probably for ever. Different people were affected in different ways, and even if he seemed unharmed, serious damage might show itself even in many years’ time.
Still shocked, he was in pain and extremely withdrawn. He let me tend him, though he hurt all over and had panic attacks. Apart from his uncle, who looked in on him briefly, I barred visitors. Most of our relatives were interested only in finding out whether our marriage had been consummated (what in Hades did they think?). Fortunately, quite a few were still too drunk to leave their houses.
The event attracted strangers. People stood outside our house and stared. Other members of the medical profession scrambled to call on us, cadging fees. I picked their brains on the doorstep, then sent them packing. Mother’s man prescribed mild sedation, while he advised letting time take its course. He was a doctor I approved of.
We had planned various parties, which I cancelled. Normally, socialising for days is compulsory for new couples, but I’d had enough at the wedding. I did consult Tiberius, who agreed we had made our point. We had announced our union in spectacular style − then when the Daily Gazette reported the event, our families told us people paid good money for this kind of recognition. Father’s secretary was sent to the Forum to write down full details, which he brought and read to Tiberius, leaving the copy for us. I tossed it into a chest. I knew what had happened. I relived it every time I tried to rest.











