Killed and raised from the dead with superpowers.   Six years ago I was murdered. Being blown up and thrown into an electrical substation which then fell into a river would kill anybody… Except for me.   I came back from the dead with powers beyond my wildest dreams, and found myself as the last of an ancient order dedicated to keeping the world safe… But that’s not exactly my thing.   Six years later I’m entrenched in Chicago’s magical community, keeping my powers under wraps, ridding the world of demons and getting drunker than a priest on Monday.   Then I answered the wrong call. One explosion later and the head of the Elven Mafia thinks that I murdered his niece, and he’s given me an ultimatum; find the killer in 72 hours or be condemned to the Netherworld for eternity.   It’s gonna be an interesting couple of days.   Warning: This book contains violence, swearing, magical powers, werewolves, an elven mafia, an undead roommate, explosions, more violence, car chases, collapsing cranes, kidnapping, bar fights, a goblin biker cult, portals, more swearing, a banshee, and some great big doses of revenge. If that doesn’t sound like your thing, steer clear.

Big houses, peaceful streets, packed refrigerators and beautiful women. Did I mention magic, too? After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor. Now I’ve got enough gold to put my feet up forever, and where else better to move than a luxurious magical suburb? I can relax, enjoy life and maybe even settle down with a few beautiful women. But being an overpowered warlock in a magical town comes with all kinds of hiccups; I need to keep my angsty demonic familiars in line, deal with the wood-nymph who’s squatting in my backyard, and keep a handle on the sheer number of quirky neighbors who seem to be intent on interrupting my peace and quiet. And to top it all off, there's the beautiful blonde mage living across the street and the stunning brunette living next door. Suburban Warlock features adult situations and undefined relationships.