Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Epilogue

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  Dr. Maxwell Thornton Murder Mysteries

  By S.C. Wynne

  Dedication

  I ran a poll in my readers group to help choose the title of this book, and I told my readers if I used their title I’d credit them in the book.

  Eric Thornton, a reader and author pal of mine, suggested a title that I loved, Sutures & Psychopaths. Although I ultimately didn’t pick that title, I still wanted to thank him for his wonderful suggestion.

  Not only did Eric deserve a shout out for the great title suggestion, but he also has a great last name, don’t you think?

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  Chapter One

  Maxwell

  Rainy Dale’s gossip network operated a lot like a rash; it spread fast and was impossible to ignore.

  Not that I thought the murder of Mayor Penelope Granger’s beloved father should go unnoticed. But the minute it was discovered someone had shoved a hatpin through his chest at Penelope’s birthday party, paranoia and accusations flew like packing peanuts caught in a twister.

  I hadn’t witnessed the actual murder. Royce and I had been making out in another part of the house. For once, I’d actually been having a good time at a party. Of course, the moment the murder was discovered, Royce had gone into full-on sheriff mode. Seeing as a man had been murdered, I’d had to pretend not to mind that Royce was suddenly all business and no pleasure. He’d arranged for one of his deputies to give me a ride home from the party, planted a distracted peck on my mouth, and closed the door in my face.

  Groaning, I kicked off the covers because sleep was impossible, and it was almost time to get up anyway. Tugging on my robe, I made my way down the creaky stairs toward the kitchen. Not only had I not been able to spend the night of the party with Royce, I hadn’t even spoken to him for two days. I was feeling decidedly grumpy this morning.

  Entering my kitchen, I expected to find a pot of piping-hot coffee to lighten my mood but instead found the counter covered in water and coffee grinds. “Good Lord,” I hissed, unplugging the machine. “Has the world gone mad?”

  The sound of the front door opening came to me, followed by a cheery “Good morning!” as Girdy entered the building. Her footsteps neared, and she came into the kitchen. “How’s it going?”

  “Peachy,” I grumbled, pressing the button on the coffee maker over and over, as if that might help. “Coffee brewer is broken.”

  “Oh, crap.” She came closer, undoing the buttons of her jacket.

  “Do you suppose any of the stores in town carry coffee makers?” I grabbed a wad of paper towels and began to mop up the water and grounds.

  She laughed good-naturedly. “Of course.”

  Sighing, I tossed the wet towels in the trash and leaned on the counter. “How am I supposed to function today without caffeine?”

  “Tell you what, I’ll go into town right now and buy you a new coffee maker.” She studied me. “Will that cheer you up?”

  I shrugged. “I can’t promise I’ll be cheerful, but it’ll be safer for all concerned if I get my coffee.”

  “Yes. I don’t doubt that.” She buttoned her jacket back up again.

  “Is it cold out?”

  “A bit nippy. It is October.”

  I frowned. “Did Todd drop you off this morning?”

  “Yeah.”

  Guilt nudged me. “That means you’d have to walk into town to get the coffee maker?”

  “I don’t mind.”

  “I’d loan you my car, if I had one.” I kept talking about buying a car, but I rarely needed one. Maybe when winter hit, I’d change my mind.

  She smiled. “I know you would, but walking is good for me.”

  “I guess.”

  A few months ago, I wouldn’t have thought twice about her walking into town in cold weather to do me a favor. Unfortunately, Royce was rubbing off on me a bit, and I actually felt guilt these days. I wasn’t pleased about his saintlike influence on me. Guilt often interfered with me getting what I wanted.

  “Never mind. I’ll just have a cup of tea. I can get a new coffee maker on my lunch break.”

  She lifted her auburn brows. “But I truly don’t mind going now.”

  As tempted as I was to take her up on her offer, I could hear Royce’s voice chiding me for being selfish. “No. That’s fine. Tea will do nicely.”

  She smiled and leaned toward me. “My goodness, Maxwell. I do believe you’re growing a heart.”

  My face warmed. “Nonsense.” I sniffed. “If you get sick, I’ll have to run this place by myself. I have enough to do, without answering the phone and filing too.”

  “Oh.”

  I went to the cupboard above the stove, grabbing a box of Earl Grey tea. I filled the teakettle, aware of her still watching me. “Did you need something?” I asked gruffly.

  “No. I was just thinking about what happened Saturday.” She shifted uneasily. “Nasty business poor Bob Cunningham being murdered.”

  “Indeed.” I turned the stove burner on and then tore open the tea bag packet.

  “Did the police question you yet?”

  “No.” I glanced at her. “You?”

  She nodded. “Royce brought me and Todd in yesterday to get our statements. Not that we were any help. We didn’t see anything.”

  I frowned. “Huh. Wonder why he hasn’t dragged me in yet.”

  “Oh, he will. He’s pissed someone dared to murder Bob right under his nose.” She sighed. “I’ve rarely seen him this angry. When we were at the station, he even snapped at his deputies, and that’s almost unheard of.”

  She was right. Royce was one of the most even-tempered people I’d ever met. He generally reacted to stressful situations with thoughtful consideration. If he was losing his temper, he must truly be frustrated. We’d only been seeing each other a few months, but if not for his patience and easygoing attitude, I doubted we’d have lasted that long. Not that we were an official couple or anything. We slept together and spent days off with each other if we could. But we’d yet to put a label on what we were.

  “I’m sure Royce’s pride is involved. But he’ll figure out who the murderer is.” I faced her, crossing my arms.

  “I hope so.” She shivered. “It creeps me out to think another murderer is wandering the streets of Rainy Dale. I mean, it could be anyone.”

  “Well, anyone who was at the party.”

  “True.” She bit her lower lip. “We never have violent crime around here. I can’t believe it’s happened again so soon after Ned Tinkerson’s murder.”

  I nodded but had nothing to add really. I’d only lived in Rainy Dale a short time. Where I came from, the murder rate was huge in comparison, but I guessed it was relative. With only around 1,001 people in this town, two murders in a few months probably felt like a major crime wave.

  “It’s so depressing knowing one of us is a cold-blooded killer,” she said softly.

  “I don’t know anything about Bob Cunningham. Maybe he was a man with a lot of enemies.”

  “Even so, you can’t just go around killing people because they’re unpleasant.”

  “No. Of course not.” The teakettle whistled, and I turned quickly to shut it off. I filled a large mug with hot water and murmured, “I’m sure you’re safe, Girdy. You’re very likeable.”

  “Did you just compliment me?” She sounded amused. “If so, would you mind repeating it so I can record it on my phone?”

  I ignored her and dunked my teabag in the hot water. “Do we have many appointments today?”

  “A full book, I’m afraid. I hope your tea does the trick.” She moved toward the hallway that led out into the waiting room. “The offer to go get a coffee maker still stands.”

  “Thank you, but it can wait.”

  Making sure I truly could function without my coffee, I drank three cups of tea before the first patient arrived. It didn’t give me the same kick I was used to from coffee, but it was better than nothing.

  My first patient was David Grant. He was in his mid-fifties, with white hair and startling blue eyes. His eyes weren’t the only startling thing about him, which was revealed to me when he spoke.

  “Dr. Thornton, my heart and liver are missing.” He sounded a hundred percent convinced as he took a seat for our consultation.

  “Excuse me?” I raised my brows in surprise.

  “It’s the truth. They’re gone.”

  I frowned and sat behind my desk, studying him. I didn’t want to overreact, so I made sure my expression
was emotionless. “What makes you say that, Mr. Grant?”

  He touched his chest. “I can’t feel my heart beating anymore, and I just know my liver is gone too. I can feel just tell.”

  I cleared my throat. “It’s highly unlikely you’re missing either of those organs. If you were, you wouldn’t be sitting in my office right this moment. You’d be unable to breathe or talk without a heart.” I couldn’t believe I was having to say those words, and yet, he looked unconvinced.

  He blinked at me. “That’s what you think.”

  “Come again?” I scowled.

  “Doc, can you keep a secret?”

  “Uh… sure.” I was apprehensive as I held his glittering gaze. I knew instinctively something crazy was about to come out of his mouth.

  “I believe I’ve turned into a… zombie.”

  I couldn’t help the gruff laugh that escaped my lips. “A zombie?”

  “It’s not funny, Doc.” His face was flushed, and he glanced around the room.

  I grimaced. “No. It’s not funny. How about you give me more information. Why… why do you feel as if you’re a… zombie?”

  At times like these, it was hard not to miss my practice back in Los Angeles. I’d never had to deal with crackpots who thought they were zombies back then. I’d kept my head down, performed brilliant cardiovascular procedures, and accepted the kudos due me. Then disaster struck, and I’d fallen into a personal and professional tailspin I’d been unable to pull out of. Because of that one failure, I now had to deal with people who truly believed they were the walking dead.

  God help me.

  Twisting his hands, he said, “I had a stroke last year, and ever since then, I’ve noticed little things.”

  “Such as?”

  “I smell rotting flesh constantly, and I’m positive it’s coming from me.”

  “Really?” His comment jogged my memory. In medical school we’d briefly touched on a condition called Cotard’s Syndrome. It was a mental illness where people literally believed they were dead. Unfortunately, I hadn’t paid a lot of attention at the time or even thought of it since.

  He sighed. “My wife is ready to divorce me. She insisted I come see you. I told her you wouldn’t believe me, but she made me an appointment all the same.”

  “It’s good that she did. We can’t have you wandering around thinking you’re… dead.” I laughed.

  “I should have known you wouldn’t listen.”

  “I am listening. But I believe there’s another reason for what you’re experiencing.”

  He wrinkled his brow. “Like what?”

  Frowning, I said, “You mentioned you had a stroke last year?”

  He nodded. “Yes. I almost died, and everyone told me how lucky I was to have survived.” He swallowed hard. “But the thing is, Doc, I don’t think I did survive.”

  “Mr. Grant, you must know how crazy it sounds to say you’re dead, but still walking and talking?”

  He hung his head. “Yes. But I swear I can’t feel my heart anymore. Believe me, I’ve tried.”

  I tapped my chin, trying to decide how to proceed. Logic wasn’t his strong suit, seeing as he didn’t seem to grasp that interacting with others, while deceased, wasn’t a thing. I leaned forward, clasping my hands. “Mr. Grant, I believe you may be suffering from a mental condition called Cotard’s Syndrome. It’s possible it was brought on by your stroke.”

  He frowned. “Cotard’s Syndrome?”

  I nodded. “Sometimes when a person suffers a stroke, they can develop certain psychological issues. Are you taking any medications for anxiety or anything like that?”

  “No. Just blood thinners.”

  “Hmmm. I’d like to schedule you for an MRI.”

  He squinted at me. “MRI? You mean a brain scan? Are you saying I’m crazy?”

  “No. I’m saying your mental abilities might have been affected by your stroke.”

  “How is that different from crazy?”

  I frowned. “Well…”

  He stood. “I knew you wouldn’t believe me. No one does.” He gritted his teeth. “I’m telling you I’m dead. Why won’t anyone listen?”

  I stood too and instinctively moved to the examination table. I could feel he was about to bolt, and I didn’t want that. “How about I give you an exam?” I said cheerfully, desperately trying to think about how I could get him to understand he wasn’t actually a walking corpse. I patted the table. “Come on. You came here for my expert opinion, correct?”

  He hesitated. “Yes.”

  “Well, I can’t give you that unless I examine you.” I pretended not to notice his frustrated demeanor as I pulled on gloves. “Sit on the table for me, please.”

  He stared at me.

  “Come along. I don’t have all day.” I used my most authoritative voice because often people would obey without question, if you were bossy enough.

  Slowly, he moved toward me. “So, you do believe me?”

  “I’ll let you know my prognosis after my examination.” Stalling was the best I could do at the moment. Of course I didn’t think he was a walking corpse. But I needed him to believe that.

  He got on the table, watching me warily. His nostrils were flared and his gaze suspicious. “Okay, I’m on the table. Now what?”

  “Please unbutton your shirt.” I put the earpiece of my stethoscope in my ears.

  He obeyed, undoing his shirt slowly.

  Once he had his top undone, I pressed the metal diaphragm against his bare chest. He hissed and wiggled a bit but stayed put. I was oddly relieved to hear the loud thump of his heart. While I knew he wasn’t dead, he’d been eerily convincing.

  “So? Is my heart gone?” he asked breathlessly.

  I cleared my throat. “No.”

  He scowled. “What?”

  An idea came to me, and I took the earpiece out and held the stethoscope out to him. “Put this in your ears.”

  “Why?”

  “Just do it,” I ordered.

  He obeyed and pushed the buds into his ears. Then he closed his eyes and scowled. “That’s my heart?” He flicked his eyes open.

  “It most certainly is.”

  Pulling his white brows together, he looked nonplussed. “But… why can’t I feel it beating?”

  “I’m not sure. But it’s definitely there.”

  He examined the stethoscope. “You sure these aren’t rigged?”

  Narrowing my eyes, I took the equipment from him. “How would I have planned for that? I had no idea what your ailment was until you told me.”

  “Oh, yeah.”

  I hung the stethoscope around my neck again. “I’m willing to bet your stroke has done damage that went undetected. I want you to have that MRI as soon as possible, and we can discuss your options from there. Once we know exactly what we’re working with, we can begin treatment.”

  He nodded, looking less suspicious. “Promise my wife didn’t put you up to this?”

  “What?” I scoffed. “I have a waiting room filled with hypochondriacs and the likes. You seriously think I took time out of my busy schedule to hatch an elaborate plan with your wife?” I laughed humorlessly. “I assure you, I did no such thing. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but you’re alive, Mr. Grant.”

  He scratched his jaw. “Well, I’ll be damned.”

  I returned to my desk and pulled up an appointment app on my computer. “I’m sending in a request for the MRI. You should get something in the mail in a few weeks. Don’t ignore it. If left unchecked, this condition could get much worse. You’re lucky your wife cares about you enough to make you come to see me.”

  He buttoned his shirt, looking sheepish. “I suppose so.”

  “There’s no supposing about it. Don’t take her love for granted. She could easily have ignored you, and you’d have just continued to go downhill.” I almost couldn’t believe those sappy words were coming out of my mouth. Don’t take her love for granted? Since when did I spout such drivel? What was next? Would I be hanging posters of adorable puppies in the waiting room?

  “I… I won’t take her for granted.”

  “See that you don’t.” I stood and led him to the door.

  Before he exited the room, he turned to me. “You weren’t nearly as horrible as I thought you’d be.”

  I frowned. “Pardon me?”

  He shrugged. “Everyone says what a dreadful ogre of a man you are. I mean, could you be a little more tactful? Sure.” He smirked. “But overall, you weren’t a total asshole.”