Florida roadkill, p.12
Florida Roadkill,
p.12
“I don’t know,” said Sean. “The odometer’s broken.”
“So it’s got a million miles and you have to have the air conditioner fixed every year, and a few months ago it failed the emission test. What was that? Another five hundred dollars?”
“Nine.”
“Nine hundred!” David said and whistled.
“I just can’t bring myself to get rid of it,” said Sean. “I feel comfortable in it. It’s like an old baseball glove.”
“The rearview mirror is out of alignment in your baseball glove,” said David. He reached up and turned the mirror slightly and it popped off the windshield in his hand.
“Whoops.”
David tossed the mirror over his shoulder into the backseat. He turned and grinned with guilt at Sean, who glared back.
“They make a special glue,” said David. “Sticks right to the glass.”
“And you’ll be finding where they sell it.”
They took Exit 63 at Bushnell in south Sumter County and hooked back under the overpass. Sean drove briefly through the rural countryside until he saw large American flags. Florida National Cemetery.
They drove through tight grids of tombstones that formed different patterns depending on your angle. They only gave way to more fields of tombstones.
“It’s over there,” David said, pointing.
They parked on the road and began walking. Only one other person was in sight. An elderly woman knelt at a grave in the adjacent field, holding a rosary. Sean and David were in the newest section. They could tell because the tombstones ended in a ragged, nongeometric edge, and the land beyond was being backhoed and prepared for the advancing wave of white tablets.
In military cemeteries, plots aren’t purchased in advance and spread out willy-nilly. They are dug in strict chronological order.
David and Sean walked through time as they checked the inscribed dates of death. 1988. 1989. 1990. The pair slowed when they got to 1991. Up until then, the dates of birth had been mostly in the early part of the century as World War II and Korean vets died off. But now they began seeing a growing frequency of birth dates in the early 1970s mixed with the 1920s. The Gulf War. “A lot more than I thought,” said Sean.
Most of the tombstones had crosses carved at the top. A distant second were six-pointed stars. There were rare Eastern Orthodox symbols. Following a series of eleven consecutive crosses was a Star of David and the name Reuben Klein.
David stopped and looked down and was quiet. Sean was glad he’d come, but he was uncomfortable because David’s nature had been to aggressively avoid talking about his parents.
David started talking. “When he had his stroke, it looked like he would make it. I went with the whole family. Spent as little time as I could. Then my sister called and said I should see him. What she meant was if we had anything to say, there wouldn’t be another chance. She knew why we didn’t get along. It was because of the way he treated her. He didn’t mistreat her. He just didn’t treat her right. He was the colonel, very military, he was always cold and hard and never any affection or emotion. I could take it, but he treated Sarah like she was a buck private too. We always fought over it and when I was sixteen I took a swing at him and he decked me. After I left for college, I never said more than two words together to him, and that was only when I visited Mom. Seemed fine with him; he never called or wrote.”
Sean had never heard David talk remotely like this. David stared down at the tombstone the whole time he was talking.
“Sarah begged me to go back to the hospital and fix things. What do you fix? There was never anything there. I went early one Monday, but he was sleeping, tubes in his nose and mouth and arms. Machines tracking everything. He was helpless as a baby, and he slept like one. I sat there. Before I knew it I had been there two hours, and I left.
“I went to an artist I knew through a friend and told him I needed something quickI’d pay extra. That Friday I went back to his room and this time he was awake. But no expression except maybe wondering what the heck I had wrapped in the brown paper. I held it up at the foot of the bed and took the paper off.”
It was a painting of a beautiful P-38 Lightning flying over the Pacific Ocean. Tendrils of clouds seemed to zip by the plane, below the right wing and under its trademark twin nacelles. The sea was deliberately fuzzed up because David had rushed the artist and told him to cut corners on the backgroundhe had to have the painting by the weekend. But the out-of-focus sea actually created a nice depth-of-field effect. On the horizon were traces of an island chain. The archipelago was anonymous in the painting, but the plane was not. Its numbers and markings were those of Klein’s plane, and the pilot, though tiny, had Reuben’s black hair and determined face. It was a clear sunny morning just after his twentieth birthday, and Reuben Klein had life by the tail as he roared through the wide-open sky.
Reuben Klein would have recognized the plane without the markings. The image in the painting was the same as in a sepia-toned black-and-white photo taken in 1945. Exactly the same. Every brushstroke precisely captured the details branded in his mind. The photo had been taken by another pilot that morning, looking back and to the right at Reuben’s plane. For some reason it was the only photo Reuben had of himself flying during the war. In fact it was the only picture of him during the war, period. The other guys took snapshots of themselves all the time, but Reuben thought they were being childish. Years later, he regretted it. He kept the photo at home in a special cherry-wood box on his desk. Reuben Klein was not a materialistic man, except for that box. It also contained his pilot’s wings, a couple of medals and the colonel insignias he would receive toward the end of his career. But that picture was the most special to him. If there was any emotion in Reuben Klein, it was when he opened the box once or twice a week and stared at it. His young heart was a lion in that cockpit and the world awaited. He didn’t know at the time that it was his peak, but now he did.
David always wanted to be like his father, and, like his father, he stared at the photo of the P-38 for hours, committing every minute detail to memory. Then he’d put it back in the box and carefully set it on his father’s desk and sneak out of the room before his dad came home and caught him. David got more than one spanking for messing around with that box.
One night Reuben Klein was reading the newspaper when six-year-old David came up to give him something. He told his father he’d made it himself. It was a paper plate. Around the edge of the paper plate was a circle of hearts drawn with a red crayon. Glued into the middle of the plate with library paste was an airplane. David had cut it out of the black-and-white photo with his safety scissors and stuck it on the plate. He colored it with purple and yellow crayons and he put more paste on top of it and sprinkled silver and gold glitter.
“How do you like it?” David had said, beaming.
He got the worst spanking of his little life.
David stopped as he recounted all this for Sean in the cemetery, and Sean couldn’t believe the always composed, private person transforming before him. David gathered himself and continued.
“I stood there at the foot of my father’s hospital bed with the painting for what seemed like the longest time, and I said, ‘How do you like it?’ My dad’s left eye looked up at me. The stroke had paralyzed the right side of his face and it was like stone, like that half was already dead. But his left eye started crying and the tears rolled off the side of his face onto the pillow. He desperately wanted to say something, but he had these tubes in his mouth, and the left half of his mouth tried to work the tubes out. I rubbed his arm and told him it was all right, but he kept trying to spit out the tubes like he had to say the most important thing in the world. The nurses came in, and they made me leave. I set the painting upright in a chair facing him. Late that night, actually closer to dawn, he went. By Monday he was here.”
David turned his back to Sean, and Sean could see he was dabbing his eyes with the heel of his right hand. Sean looked away and wiped his own face. A few minutes passed without anyone talking. “Thanks for coming with me,” he said, and they walked back to the car.
George Veale bonded out of the Hillsborough County Jail on Orient Road the morning after shooting his dog’s leg off. He had shared a cell with a man who wore an aluminum-foil skullcap to keep out the gamma rays. He had eaten a dinner of food squares with the taste and texture of particle board. Sharing his table was a man who was somehow missing his nose and kept asking Veale, “What are you looking at, motherfucker!”
The only outdoor area in Cell Pod D was a tiny basketball court with four sheer, eighteen-foot-high concrete walls and a chain-link grating across the top. A basketball sat idle under the basket and Veale picked it up and started dribbling spastically like he was eight years old.
Two sinewy men sat in the corner of the court, and the taller one yelled, “Hey, Grampa, did we say you could touch that basketball?” He looked up at them and immediately put the basketball down.
“Did we say to put the ball down?” They came over and picked up the basketball and made Veale play dodge ball with them, Veale permanently on defense.
All in all, a rough twenty-four hours for George. After freeing his arm from the mailbox, Veale had camped at his wet bar for two hours and driven to the strip club, where he blabbed everything to Sharon and began wailing so loudly that he was thrown out of the Red Snapper for the first time.
Back at the homestead, Veale went into a paranoid fandango as he walked Van Damme in the front yard. He held the drink and cigar in his right hand, the good one, and in his left, with only a thumb and forefinger, he simultaneously gripped the end of the leash and a nickel-plated .45 automatic, the sight of which prompted seven neighbors to call the police.
Coleman and Serge made a slow left turn in the Barracuda from Obispo onto San Clemente, Veale’s street. From the corner they could see Veale five houses up on the right, unraveling, marching back and forth with the dog, waving the gun and yelling at the sky.
As they approached Veale’s house, Coleman glanced in the rearview mirror and nudged Serge, who turned his eyes to the mirror without moving his head. A Tampa police cruiser had fallen in behind the Barracuda.
Serge maintained his fifteen miles per hour, and Coleman waved like the Queen of England at Veale as they passed his house and kept going.
At the sight of them, Veale let out a sound one would expect to hear if somebody jumped on a small animal with both feet. A startled Van Damme bolted to the end of the leash, yanking Veale’s trigger finger and firing the gun, blowing off one of Van Damme’s back legs. The police officer gave a single whoop of his siren and jumped out with gun drawn.
Serge and Coleman returned in the Barracuda the next morning, staking out Veale’s house for his release from jail. A late-model Camaro screeched up to the curb in front of them, blocking the view.
As president and CEO of New England Life and Casualty, Charles Saffron’s job was to captain the company through treacherous financial straits. As a self-styled man of adventure, he sent the company’s assets headlong into the world of cocaine trafficking, extortion, tax fraud, arms dealing, the occasional murder of a material witness, and campaign contributions to the Republican and Democratic National Committees.
While Saffron paid acute attention to his criminal enterprises, the company’s legitimate ventures headed for the reef. But legitimate losses were only money; illegitimate losses could cost his life.
Saffron’s largest off-the-books endeavor was money-laundering for the cartels, and he spent many an afternoon bouncing large deposits back and forth between Tampa and Caribbean islands.
His relationship with the cartels had begun on a steamy July night in the Florida Keys in 1989. Saffron was at a cockfight in a tin building on one of the isolated, quarried islands in the back country between Sugarloaf and Key West. By four A.M., the crowd had dwindled to a sweaty clutch of people in light cotton shirts, holding cigars and shot glasses. After the place closed up, Saffron stood behind the open trunk of his Cadillac getting at a bottle of brandy. The moon was in first quarter and Saffron could see the shadow of a slumping man being dragged out behind the building and into the parched mangroves. Saffron followed quietly to a clearing and hid behind a gumbo-limbo tree.
The slumping man had already been beaten, and now one of his four assailants stepped up. He pressed a gun into his stomach and fired, and the man groaned faintly. The man’s belly had acted as a silencer. The assailants apparently didn’t want him dead yet; they still wanted to talk trash, and they babbled at him rapidly and angrily in Spanish.
Saffron stepped out from behind the tree. “Can I play too?”
The surprised men swung their guns at Saffron.
In Tampa, Saffron was an imposing figure. He was in his late forties but still in shape. He was just over six feet and his hair was black. His face was attractive but hard and rocky. A small scar ran from the underside of his lower lip. It added to his ruggedness.
But Saffron wasn’t in Tampa anymore. He was big and hard enough, but the men with the guns looked first at his hands, which were soft, with trimmed fingernails. He was holding a bottle of brandy.
One of the men smiled and made an insulting aside to his friends. Saffron heard the word “gringo.”
Saffron walked up to the man and gestured toward the sidearm in the man’s waistband and then toward the dying man. “May I?”
The man smiled broadly under a Pancho Villa mustache. He took out his gun, cocked the slide and handed it butt first to Saffron. The others kept the guns pointed at Saffron.
“Hold this,” said Saffron, and he slapped the bottle of brandy hard into the gut of the man handing him the gun. He turned and shot the injured man five times, fast, in the face, not worrying about the noise. The 9mm rounds boomed across the flats.
“Goddamn that was fun! Got anyone else you’re pissed at?” said Saffron.
But the rest of the gang were startled by the noise. “Jesus! María! Vamos!”
They ran for their Jeep Cherokee, but the first guy there took off and left the rest in the parking lot, so they caught a getaway ride with Saffron.
There was much tension as they drove to Key West, but on Boca Chica one started laughing and then they all did and the brandy made the rounds and thin cigars were lit.
The sun was coming up as they hit Roosevelt Boulevard on Key West, and Saffron saw the first charter boat captain walking down the dock with a mug of coffee. The captain was dubious about the group but not about their two thousand in cash, and he couldn’t cast off fast enough.
On the trip, Saffron hammered out a business arrangement. After that deal and a few more went profitably for all concerned, word got around the cocaine world and different cartels came calling.
“A good reputation is the best advertisement. That’s what I always say,” Saffron always said.
Saffron had short, coarse black hair and finely chiseled features. Unfortunately they looked like they’d been chiseled by Picasso, and he intimidated many people. He wore expensive suits that weren’t flashy but drove a Lamborghini Countach. He ate lunch every other day at the club atop his bank building. He hated his cell phone and carried it everywhere.
The first and only office of New England Life was in downtown Tampa. In late 1997, Saffron stared out his office window and thought about third-quarter losses posted in no small part to the five-million-dollar payout to George Veale III. As point man for the corporation’s money-laundering liaison with a Costa Gordan cocaine cartel, Saffron was getting nervous.
Costa Gorda had been calling on the hour since a duffel bag of American currency had not arrived on a tourist flight from Miami. In the first call, Saffron had sounded light, talking about debt-to-earning ratios, unanticipated claims and sunken capital. The Costa Gordans talked about exploratory surgery with a pruning saw, making Saffron’s testicles retract into his lungs. When the subsequent calls came in, his secretary alternately said Saffron was in the executive washroom and out of town, and then both.
Saffron declared the payout to Veale a complete blunder, and the claims adjuster was given three months’ paid vacation in Costa Gorda, most of which he needed to recover from a fractured femur. Even if the claim was legit, they still couldn’t afford to pay, Saffron screamed. Drag it out, go to court, appear on Larry King. They weren’t even in the insurance business anymore. All the legal money was gone, a deterioration begun with claims from Hurricane Andrew and finished with Saffron’s greedy, headlong speculation in the joint underwriters market.
No, this was cocaine money, and one thing you never, ever do with cocaine money is give it to some fucked-up dentist in Tampa who cuts off his fingers. If it gets to the point where you were about to pay claims with it, you simply dissolve the company and pay off creditors, and all the ones at the head of that line were from Costa Gorda.
Saffron wasn’t screaming this new mission statement at his staff. He was yelling into a cellular phone while driving over the bridge from downtown Tampa to his postmodern waterfront house on Davis Islands.
The phone asked a question.
Saffron yelled back, “Who cares what really happened! What it means is we’re screwed. You and me both. We’ve been had. This is a bogus claim!”
“So you want me to investigate for fraud? Check the guy out?” asked the man on the phone, private investigator and state senator Mo Grenadine.
“No, I want you to get the money back. Steal it. Whack the guy if you have to!” said Saffron.
“That’s not my field,” said Grenadine.
“Why the hell do we pay you a twenty-thousand-dollar private investigator retainer?”
“You pay me to push legislation that favors your company,” said Grenadine.
“And what have we gotten for our money? Jack shit. Not one of your bills ever passes. Not one!”
“It’s the homosexual agenda”
“Save it for your shitkicker listeners,” Saffron hollered. “You go get the money or you’ve had it.”












