“She is probably robbing the washroom of soap and towels and toilet tissue,” said Chiun, smiling.

  “She’s been in there ten minutes. Maybe I’d better check,” Remo said.

  So taking out his Special Services badge which came with the identities Remo and Chiun had been given by Smith, Remo stormed into the ladies’ room, announcing “Health inspector, ladies. Be just a minute.” And since the tone was correct and officially distant, no one had protested but left quickly.

  All but her. She was piling up paper towelling and stuffing it in her greatcoat.

  “What are you doing?” Remo asked.

  “There may be no towels or paper in your country. There is plenty here. Plenty. Paper in every stall.”

  “There’s paper all over the United States in every stall.”

  “In every stall?”

  “Well, except when someone forgets to fill them up.”

  “Aha. Then we take a little. I brought some with me from Peking.”

  “Toilet paper?”

  “Preparedness for a task is the doing of the task. He who does not prepare a task by looking at it from many sides is destined to stumble on one side. Be prepared.”

  “You a girl scout?”

  “No. The thoughts of Mao. Where is the book?” She looked at him anxiously.

  “It’s outside with my partner.”

  “Have you read it yet?”

  “I’ve only had it ten minutes.”

  “Ten minutes can be two most valuable thoughts of Chairman Mao. It could liberate you from your imperialistic, exploitative ways. And also your running dog.”

  Remo grabbed the young girl firmly but gently by both shoulders.

  “Look, kid,” he said. “I don’t care what names you use for me. If it gives you kicks, all right. But watch what you call Chiun. ‘Running dog’ and ‘imperialist lackey’ are not fitting words for a man three or four times your age.”

  “If the old is reactionary and decadent, it must be buried, along with all the other anachronisms afflicting mankind today.”

  “He’s a friend of mine,” Remo said. “I don’t want him hurt.”

  “Your only friends are the party and your worker solidarity.”

  The young girl said that, waiting for approval. She did not expect two sharp stinging pains under her armpits. Remo kept his thumbs working, rotating, pressing the flesh up into the joint. Her delicate almond eyes went almost round with pain. Her mouth opened to scream and Remo switched one hand to her mouth.

  “Listen kid and listen close. I do not want you insulting that man outside. He deserves your respect. If you are unable to give that, at least you may avoid disrespect. I would suggest that he knows more about the world than you and if you would just shut up for a moment, you might learn something from him.

  “But whether you do or not is no concern of mine. What concerns me is your lack of manners, and if you mouth off just one more time, kid, I’m going to grind your shoulders into mush.”

  Remo pressed his right thumb in even deeper and felt her body tighten even more. Her face contorted with pain.

  “Now we have had our little dialogue,” Remo said, “and we have formed our revolutionary consensus. Correct?”

  He released the hand from her mouth. She nodded and gasped.

  “Correct,” she said. “I will show the old man respect. I will take one step backward, so that I may take two steps forward at a later date. I am allowed to speak the truth to you, however? Without fear of aggression?”

  “Sure, kid.”

  “You are a shithead, Remo whatever-your-name-is.”

  She had begun to rebutton her greatcoat, using maximum energy on each large button. She had obviously remembered his name from the identity cards Remo and Chiun had flashed.

  “Not an imperialistic, oppressive, reactionary, fascistic shithead?”

  “A shithead is a shithead.”

  “All right, Miss Liu.”

  “My name is Mrs. Liu.”

  “You’re married to the general’s son?”

  “I am married to General Liu and I am looking for my husband.”

  Remo remembered the small picture from briefing. General Liu’s face was hard and weatherbeaten, with strong lines cut in the bitterness of many long marches. He was sixty-two years old.

  “But you’re a kid.”

  “I am not a kid, damn you. I am twenty-two and I have the revolutionary consciousness of someone three times my age.”

  “You have the body of a kid.”

  “That’s all you decadent westerners would think about.”

  “General Liu didn’t marry you for your revolutionary consciousness.”

  “Yes, he did, as a matter of fact. But you wouldn’t understand that.” She buttoned the top button with defiance.

  “Okay, let’s go. Look, I can’t call you Mrs. Liu for obvious reasons. You can’t travel under that name either. It’s already been proved we’ve got a system like a sieve. What do I call you?”

  “Lotus Blossom, shithead,” she said with ringing sarcasm.

  “Okay, don’t be funny,” said Remo, holding open the door of the ladies’ room and receiving stunned stares from passersby.

  “Mei Soong,” she said.

  Chiun was waiting with his hands behind his back. He was smiling sweetly.

  “The book,” said Mei Soong.

  “You treasure the book?”

  “It is my most valued possession.”

  Chiun’s smile reached for the outer limits of joy and he brought his hands before him, containing paper shreds and red plastic shreds, the remnants of the book.

  “Lies. They are lies,” he said. “Chinese lies.”

  Mei Soong was stunned.

  “My book,” she said softly. “The thoughts of Chairman Mao.”

  “Why did you do that, Chiun? I mean, really Chiun. That’s really rotten. I mean there was no reason to do that to this little girl’s book.”

  “Ha, ha, ha,” said Chiun, gleefully and threw the pieces into the air, raining the thoughts of Mao in very small pieces over the entrance to the ladies’ room of Dorval Airport.

  Mei Soong’s soft lips began to crinkle and her eyes moistened.

  And Chiun laughed the louder.

  “Look, Mei Soong, I’ll get you another little red book. We have loads of them in our country.”

  “That one was given to me by my husband at our wedding.”

  “Well, we’ll find him and we’ll get you another one. Okay? We’ll get you a dozen. In English, Russian, French and Chinese.”

  “There are none in Russian.”

  “Well, whatever. Okay?”

  Her eyes narrowed. She stared at the laughing Chiun and said something softly in Chinese. Chiun laughed even more. Then he said something in return in the same language. And Mei Soong smiled triumphantly and answered. Each response, back and forth, became louder and louder until Chiun and Mrs. Liu sounded like a tong war in a tin kettle.

  They raved on that way at each other, the elderly man and the young woman, as they departed the gates of Dorval Airport with ticket clerks, passengers, baggage men, everyone turning to stare at the two shriekers. Remo desperately wished he could just run away, and trailed behind pretending he did not know the two.

  Above was a balcony packed three deep with people staring down at the trio. It was as if they had box seats to a performance.

  And Remo, in despair, yelled up at them:

  “We’ll go to any lengths for secrecy.”

  8

  DR. Harold W. Smith read the reports that came in hourly. If he had gone home to sleep, they would be stacked a foot high in the small safe that was built into the left side of his desk. If he stayed in his office at the Folcroft Sanitarium overlooking Long Island Sound from the Westchester shore, they would be brought into his office and quietly placed in front of him by an assistant.

  That assistant believed he worked on a scientific program so hush-hush that it did not have a name. Smith’s personal secretary was under the impression she worked for the Federal Bureau of Investigation on a special undercover team.

  Of the 343 employees at Folcroft Sanitarium, the majority believed they worked for a sanitarium, although there were very few patients. A large portion of the employees were certain they knew. Because of computer banks underground, they were certain they worked for an international scientific-marketing firm.

  One employee, an ambitious young genius, had attempted to crack the computer’s program for his own personal use. He reasoned that if he could gain access to the secrets of the giant computer bank, then he could use this information to make a fortune in the market, or in international currency. After all, why such secrecy unless the secrets were worth fortunes?

  Being a bright fellow, he realized the secrets must be worth fortunes because, on just a rough estimate, it cost Folcroft $250,000 a week to operate.

  So in little steps he began to make contact with other facets of the computer operations, in addition to the section in which he quite legitimately worked.

  And within a year he began to see a picture emerging—of hundreds of employees gathering information, of profiles of criminal networks, espionage, business swindles, subversion, corruption. A computer portrait of illegal America.

  It definitely was not marketing, although his small computer function had led him to believe that since it dealt with the New York Stock Exchange.

  It puzzled him. It puzzled him all the way to his new assignment in Utah. Then one night, it struck him exactly what Folcroft was about. It struck him approximately 24 hours before he met a man in Salt Lake City. A man whose name was Remo.

  For a day, he was the third employee of CURE who knew for whom he worked and why. And then he was intertwined with the shock absorbers at the bottom of an elevator shaft, and only two employees, Dr. Smith and a man named Remo, knew for whom they worked and why. Which was the way it was supposed to be.

  Now the hourly reports were showing that perhaps the danger of exposure was imminent again, something that Smith had dreaded since the early formation of CURE years before.

  He had dozed at his desk the night before, and awoke with the first salmon shimmers in the cold gray dawn, crowning the darkness of Long Island Sound. His oneway window to the Sound collected early morning dew around the edges although he had been assured that the thermal windows would not do such a thing.

  His assistant had just quietly deposited another report in front of him when Smith opened his eyes.

  “Bring me my electric razor and my toothbrush, please,” he said.

  “Certainly,” said the assistant. “That special clearing section is working very smoothly, sir. I must say this is the first information clearing center to work so smoothly while not knowing what it was doing.”

  “The razor, please,” Smith said. He turned the bundles of reports in front of him over, and began to look through them chronologically. The reports were apparently unrelated documents, which was as it should be. Only one person should be able to put the pieces together.

  A salesman for a car company in Puerto Rico reported on the love life of the owner of a cab company. An accountant, believing he was being bribed by the Internal Revenue Service, made note of a sudden large deposit of money by the owner of the cab company.

  A doorman, where a young woman kept her pet poodle, told a newspaper reporter who had paid for the poodle.

  A flight from Albania to Leipzig, then Paris. Large amounts of money coming out of Eastern Europe in small bills. An according upgrading of CIA activities, in case the money was payment for increased espionage.

  But the money came in through Puerto Rico. And the taxicab company. And Smith remembered the bodies strewn out behind the cab on the lonely side road near the airport.

  And then disturbing reports.

  The Chinese girl arriving at Dorval Airport. Met by an elderly Korean and a bodyguard. The bodyguard, six feet tall, brown eyes, well-tanned complexion, medium build.

  And there it was. The photograph. Of Remo Williams walking behind Chiun and the girl.

  And if he could be photographed by the Pelnor Investigative Service which believed it serviced an industrial account in Rye, New York, who else could make solid contact with the trio and the only other employee of CURE who knew for whom he worked?

  That photograph alone was like sighting a gun, not only at Remo Williams’ head but at CURE itself.

  To be known. To be exposed. The armor of secrecy peeled off. And the fact that the United States government itself could not function within its own laws, laid bare.

  If the Pelnor Investigative Service could so easily spot the trio, who else?

  There it was, the two Orientals obviously yelling at each other, and the man who had been publicly executed years before. A neat picture obviously shot with a not-very-long telephoto lens.

  The face of Remo Williams had been changed by plastic surgery, the cheekbones, nose and hairline altered. But to see their ultimate weapon, The Destroyer, in a common photograph made by simple private detectives made Smith’s already queasy stomach turn sour in anticipation of coming doom.

  CURE would be disbanded before being exposed. Only the two men would know, as they had known before, and they would not know for long. Smith had prepared the destruct mechanism the day he returned from his meeting with the President.

  He had his pill. He would phone his wife and tell her he was off on business. In a month, a man from the C.I.A. would tell Mrs. Smith her husband had been lost on an assignment in Europe. She would believe it because she still believed that he worked for the C.I.A.

  Smith dropped the photograph into the shredder basket behind him. The basket whirred and Remo Williams’ picture disappeared.

  He spun his chair around and peered out at the Sound and the lapping waves breaking over the rocks in small rhythmic currents, dictated by moon and wind and tide.

  The water was there before CURE. It would be there after CURE. It had been there when Athens was a democracy, when Rome was a republic, and when China stood at the center of world civilization, known for its justice and wisdom and serenity.

  They had fallen and the water continued. And when CURE was gone, there would still be the water.

  Smith would do several small things when he put CURE into destruct. He would make the phone call to payroll which would reassign approximately half the people back to the agencies they thought they worked for anyway, turn Folcroft back into a real sanitarium, and dismiss with recommendations the remainder.

  When this large scale dismissal was processed through the computer, it would set off in one day a raging fire within the computer complex destroying the tapes and the equipment.

  Smith would not witness the fire. He would have, 24 hours earlier, left a memo ordering shipment of a box in the basement to the Maher Funeral Home in Parsippany, New Jersey. He would not see the memo executed either.

  He would have gone downstairs, to the corner of the paint room, where the box stood in the corner, slightly taller and wider than the average man. He would remove the light aluminum lid, lie down in the tight white foam rubber, approximately hollowed for his figure, and pull the lid back down over himself. From the inside, he would snap shut four locks that fastened the lid and made it airtight.

  He would need no air. Because when the last lock was closed, he would swallow the pill and go to sleep forever along with the organization he had helped design to save a nation incapable of saving itself.

  What of Remo Williams? He would die soon after if the plan worked. And it was the only plan that could work. For when Smith had put the destruct plan on “prepare,” Remo’s executioner was already at Remo’s side. He had been assigned to accompany him.

  Smith would receive the daily phone contact from Remo through a Detroit dial-a-prayer, and would tell Remo to send Chiun back to Folcroft immediately.

  And when Remo told this to Chiun, Chiun would fulfill his contract of death, as Koreans had been fulfilling contracts for centuries.

  And Remo and Smith would carry with them to their graves the awesome secret of CURE. And when the only other person who even knew of its existence called from the White House, he would get that busy signal on the special line signifying that CURE was no more.

  Chiun, who never knew for whom he worked except that it was the government, would probably return to Korea to live his few remaining years in peace.

  The waves beat steadily on the shore.

  The world was close to peace. What a fantastic dream. How many years of peace had the world known? Was there ever a time when man was not killing man, or when war upon relentless war was not being waged to adjust this border or to right that wrong, or even in its ultimate silliness, to protect a nation’s honor?

  The President had a dream. And Smith and Remo might have to die for it. So be it. It was worth dying for.

  It would be nice to be able to tell Remo why he was going to die but Smith could not dare reveal how Remo would die. If one had an advantage against this most perfect killing machine, one kept it. To use when needed.

  And then the special line from Remo rang.

  Smith picked up the receiver. He suddenly felt a deep and disturbing affection for this wisecracking killer, the sort of attachment one makes in a foxhole one has shared with someone for … what was it now, eight years?

  “Seven-four-four,” said Smith.

  “You’re some piece of work,” came Remo’s voice. “You really gave me the business. You know the two of them are fighting?”

  “I know.”

  “It’s incredibly stupid to keep Chiun on this thing. He’s popped his cork.”

  “You need someone who can translate.”

  “She speaks English.”

  “And what does she speak to a Chinese who might try to contact her?” Smith said.

  “Okay. I’ll try to live through it. We’ll be leaving Boston later today.”

  “We’re checking out that Puerto Rican group. We still don’t know who sent them.”

  “Okay. We’re going to start looking around.”

  “Be careful. That cab company has delivered a very fat little bundle of cash to the mainland. I think it’s for you, $70,000.”