Infamous, p.25
Infamous,
p.25
Oh, hell, I dont know.
Your best guess.
I dont know.
Ten grand?
Ten thousand dollars?
Im not talking chickens.
And just how would a fella come into that kind of luck? Manion asked, his lips curving into a smile. The dumb bastard not even able to fake surprise. Not in the least. He was licking his cracked lips as he spoke.
But if he did?
For ten thousand dollars, Id spec a man could become governor of Texas.
I might know how to arrange something like that.
And why would you do that for me, Mr. Bailey?
For the good of the community.
Might I ask how a fella like youd be privy to those kind of funds?
No, sir.
Manion nodded, standing and stretching. He put a fist to his mouth to stifle a yawn. He opened the glass face of the clock, studied the timepiece he took from his pocket, and fingered back things about five minutes. He paced and smoked. He walked down the hall, leaving Harvey for a good five minutes while inspecting the work of the trusty.
All goddamn niggers are lazy, Manion said. Still a mess.
He reached for the telephone on the desk and called down to have the trusty sent back up to the sixth floor.
Whens Sheriff Smoot up for reelection? Harvey asked.
Manion sat at the end of his desk and stared at Harveys face to the point that Harvey felt the seat had grown hot, and he shuffled a bit. He just watched the man until life and blood and thinking returned, and Manion just nodded with his thick, fat neck.
A man could run some kind of fine campaign with that, Manion said. Would do this community a lot of good. A lot of good.
26
Kathryn had been knocked up by a goofy, redheaded son of a preacher the summer shed turned fourteen. A boy she hadnt given two thoughts about, but she had agreed to go with him to a nearby creek only after hed asked her about a hundred times following those two-hour sermons. He hadnt been too bad looking cept for that goofy old red hair, and in Saltillo he sure had been somebody, already applying to Bible college and wearing mail-order suits on Sunday while he strolled the rows, passing the collection plate. Studying back on it, Kathryn had to admit it was the collection plate that maybe did it. The church had two of them, and theyd been gold-plated, with red velvet bottoms, and when that dumb boy would stand at the row, waiting for the change and crumpled billscrumpled so no one knew who was being cheap or too boastful, because, if you boasted on it, the preacher told you there wasnt no reward in heaventhe boy would grin at her like her Sunday dress was made of gauze and he could see right down to her cotton panties. So here comes this lazy Sunday, sometime in the heat of the summer, just like it was now. Maybe thats why Kathryn thought of it now, sipping lemonade and smoking a cigarette on her blind grandma Colemans porch, remembering them sneaking around the corner of the white clapboard church, cotton fields as endless as the ocean round them, him handing her a Fatima cigarette, while his daddy stood on the front steps and clasped mens hands with two of his and complimented women on their silly, ridiculous, cheap hats, and would tear up at word of someone coming down with diphtheria or the piles.
The boy, who was only a couple years older, held the match under the Fatima and mentioned that it was a fine ole day for a swim and asked why didnt she quit being such an old scaredy-cat. Oh, hell, how that had done it. Nothing could get Cleo Brooksthinking of herself as another person back thenall steamed up like someone telling her that she was chicken. And so shed shrugged, and said she just hoped he didnt drown because she wasnt gonna take the time to save him.
I cleared out the snakes yesterday, the boy said, his mouth opening wide, showing teeth that now in memory seemed a great deal like old Ed Weatherfords, and maybe thats why the detective had some familiarity to her.
Shed eaten lunch with her parents after the service, and while theyd gone to nap in the front bedroom shed snuck out a back door and down a long dirt road for a mile or so, following a trail of barbed wire to where it had been cut to a path leading to a shaded forest filled with ancient oaks and hickory trees. The creek breaking into a sandy bend in a wide cut from her neighbors pasture.
The redheaded boy was there, still dressed in the mail-order suit, tie in his pocket and shoes knotted and hung on the root of a tree that grew straight out over the water. He played with a stick in the sand but smiled when he heard her swat away the limbs, leaves crunching underfoot.
There better not be no snakes.
I swear on it.
And you try any funny business, boy, and Ill scream my head off.
I swear.
She walked down a smooth path, the trees giving the whole bend a nice stretch of cover like the top of a green circus tent. And shed taken off her shoes and pulled her dress up to her knees, wading into the coolness of the creek that dipped over a rocky edge, flowing into a wide swimming hole that shed been coming to since she could recall. The coldness of the water choked her breath, as she found the other side and took a seat beside the boy on a fallen oak.
He offered her another cigarette. And they sat there and smoked until the cigarettes were done. He just stood and walked down to the creek edge and began to take off his suit, hanging it beside his shoes just as natural as if he was in his own bedroom.
She knew her face mustve turned red as she quickly turned away, eyeing his pale white hide from between her laced fingers, watching him toe at the water with his ole peter pointing up high and crooked as a wild divining rod searching for a well. He was skinny like a mongrel dogshe recalled thatand his ribs and stick-figure arms somewhat comical.
He immersed himself, spitting a fountain of water, and splashed and paddled around a bit, before calling her a scaredy ole chicken, and she told him to shut his damn mouth, with a sly little grin.
You turn around and close your eyes, she said. And count to ten. I see you peeking, and Im going to go straight home.
I swear on it.
I wish youd say something else. The more you say that, the less I believe you.
He paddled away and started to count to fifty. Dumb ole Cleo Brooks began to unbutton the front of her dress, getting down to her bloomers, and pretty soon those were heaped up on a hot rock, and she jumped on in the swimming hole, feeling that coolness around her, the relaxing sound of the creek bubbling over that sandy bend.
The boy paddled toward her.
She paddled away.
He got close, and she turned her naked butt to him.
She found herself in a little rocky elbow hidden under a jutting mossy boulder. The sunlight broke and scattered like ticker tape above her, and she reached up with her long, skinny arms to hold on to the rocks point, shaking her head and telling that boy he better find his own real estate, mister.
Scaredy-cat.
I aint scared of you.
How come youre shaking?
I aint shaking.
Scaredy-cat.
I aint scared.
He paddled to where he could stand and moved close, his long fingers reaching for her boobies like a fella trying to test the ripeness of fruit.
Hey, she said.
Thats okay, sugarpie.
That aint how you touch a woman.
You aint no woman, he said. Youre a girl. And my brother tole me that a girl gets real excited when you touch her parts.
Cut it out.
Hold on, sugarpie.
See how you like it, she said, laughing, and reached out and grabbed his pecker like she was trying for first prize in a tug-of-war, and the boys eyes got real big, and he toppled over into the water, and stupid old Cleo Brooks didnt run but had to be bold and not a scaredy-cat and found herself on top of the boulder without a stitch, sunning herself from where the light broke out and warmed the stone. She rested on her elbows and closed her eyes, and figured that boy would run off with his sore pecker in his hand, but instead when she blinked in the dimming sunthinking maybe a cloud had passedshe saw him standing over her, dripping and smiling, kneeling down and grabbing for her ankles.
Close your eyes, sugarpie.
I aint your sugarpie, she said, but let him lay flat on top of her and kiss her hard on the mouth, feeling for his crooked ole pecker and mumbling things hed probably learned in romance stories from his mamas ragged copies of Cosmopolitan. When he called her darling and my love, she snickered, and, boy, thats when he took the chance and stuck it on in, and said, If you dont breathe, you wont have a baby. Its true.
And so Cleo Brooks took a big breath, closed her eyes, and puffed out her cheeks, as the preachers son rode her like he was high on an old-fashioned bicycle going down a rocky path.
The whole meeting on the rock didnt take ten seconds.
When he finished, her not feeling a thing, he crawled off her and walked over to his clothes and got dressed. Not looking at her till he knotted his tie tight at the throat. He tossed down a crumpled dollar she knew hed stolen from the collection plate.
He shook his head and sat, saying, You tricked me. You got the devil in you. Like all women. You tricked me.
And that was the story that all Saltillo and part of Tupelo heard as her little white belly had grown large and shed stood before his father on the front steps of the church, the preacher not willing to dirty the sanctuary with the likes of a tricky little girl like Cleo Brooks.
She had a daughter. The dumb boy went off to Bible college.
When Ora said lets pack up and leave Mississippi, Kathryn didnt hesitate. They bundled up the baby, packed two suitcases, and got on the train to Memphis and then onto Fort Worth. She took on the name Kathryn after a fancy woman who used to tip big at the Bon-Ton after a manicure.
Kathryn finished the cigarette on blind Ma Colemans porch, letting the wind take the ash and scatter it everywhere. She thought about how things mighta been different if she could have stayed in Saltillo, but none of the paths seemed that appealing to her.
She spotted the truck from a ways off, coming down the dirt road, kicking up the grit and the dust, and she stood from the wooden steps and walked blind, shielding the sun with her hand over her eyes until the truck stopped down by that beaten mailbox and out walked George R. Kelly, lugging two suitcases, his fine hat crushed and crooked on his head and sweat rings around his neck and dress shirt.
Son of a bitch, he said, walking. Son of a bitch.
Kathryn walked to meet him, not caring if her bare feet tore on the gravel, and stepped halfway up the road. Where you been, you dumb ape?
Youre sore at me? If that doesnt beat all.
Yeah, Im sore. Took you long enough.
You and Louise took the car and ten thousand dollars.
I told you Id be here.
Youre sore.
Im sore.
George let out all his breath, slipping his hat down over his eyes. He shook his head like she was the one whod gone plain nuts.
We got to bury the loot.
Grandma wont be too pleased.
Grandma doesnt have to know, he said. Shes blind.
She knows everything.
George shook his head, as if contemplating a hell of an arithmetic problem. Do you at least have a drink for me?
YOU KNOW WHY I CALLED, CHARLIE URSCHEL SAID.
Yes, sir, Bruce Colvin said. We got within a few hours of catching them in Des Moines. Their coffee wasnt even cold. Their car was spotted in Buffalo. Yes, sir, were onto them.
Charlie shook his head. Not that.
Yes, sir, young Bruce Colvin said. The young boy always looked spit-polished and clean, suit creased to a knife-edge. Hair neatly parted and oiled, a Phi Beta Kappa key hanging loose from a watch chain. I see.
Figured you hadnt had time for a proper meal.
No, sir.
Is your steak good?
Yes, sir.
So you know what I want to discuss?
May I say something first?
Of course.
Shes a fine girl.
Oh, Charlie said.
The young man had met Charlie at the Cattlemens steak house right in the heart of the warehouse district, the cows so damned close it wasnt but a few minutes between them taking a breath and sizzling on your plate. He cut a fat slab off the porterhouse and pointed the end of the bloody fork at Bruce Colvin.
You are an impressive young man, Charlie said. I know you have the best of intentions.
Yes, sir, Colvin said. The federal agent had yet to touch his steak, a buzzing conversation of cowboys and roughnecks all around them. A waiter stopped by the table and refilled their glasses of sweet tea and then disappeared. Colvin used his napkin to wipe some nervous sweat from his forehead. I thought you and Mrs. Urschel might not be pleased, and there are some complications you should know about.
Because of the ongoing legal matters.
Yes, sir.
Isnt this a private matter?
Yes, sir.
Does Agent Jones know?
Colvin nodded, and took a small bite of his steak. Above him loomed the head of a long-horned steer with yellow glass eyes. The eyes were as large as golf balls.
Theres been some trouble with the Shannons, Colvin said. We might not be able to bring them back to Oklahoma City for trial.
Charlie listened and continued to chew the meat, along with the fat and gristle, remembering coming here with Tom Slick, the restaurant being one of Slicks favorites because he didnt have to rub elbows with the hucksters always trying to pick his pocket. Charlie remembered Slick sitting right here in this very booth, offering some solid advice on women, talking about one argument or another that Charlie had had with his late sister. What was that? Something about the women who gave you the worst trouble were the only ones worth having. Just what did he mean by that?
Theres a hearing tomorrow in Dallas, Colvin said. We expect the judge to extradite, but their attorney will no doubt fight. He will appeal, and this could drag on.
Whats Agent Jones say?
He said hell take care of it.
How? Charlie asked.
I dont know. Agent Jones is pretty determined to bring them back.
I dont give a good goddamn about the Shannons, Charlie said. They treated me decent.
They were accomplices.
Theyre not to blame. Theyre simple and weak-minded.
We will find the Kellys, Colvin said. You have my word.
Theyre not to blame either.
Sir?
I want to tell you something, Mr. Colvin, and I want you to listen. I need you to do me a favor, and I understand it may not be easy.
Anything, sir.
I want you to realize this favor has nothing to do with your relations with my niece. You understand?
Yes, sir.
Do you know how to tap a mans telephone line? This damn thing doesnt stop or end with the Kellys.
The boy looked as confused and mindless as the steer over his head. His blue eyes widened as he leaned in and whispered, Who?
Charlie looked up from his steak for a moment and then began to saw into the meat closest to the bone. The son of a bitch who just walked through the door.
Colvin craned his head, and said, Thats Mr. Jarrett.
Thats your villain in this picture, Charlie said. He broke off a piece of toast and sopped up the blood and juices. He lunches here every day.
Sir?
JONES HAD ARMON SHANNON BROUGHT TO THE LITTLE WINDOW-LESS room in the basement of the Dallas Courthouse. Nothing but a small table and a couple chairs, an ashtray, and a pitcher of ice water. The pitcher had started to bead up and sweat in the airless heat. Jones removed his jacket and rolled up his sleeves, exposing his hand-tooled rig and .45. He paced the room, studying on what he knew about old Potatoess situation, until the boy was hustled in, manacled at the wrist and ankle, and seated with a firm hand.
The deputy locked the metal door behind him.
You and George are good buddies, I suppose.
Armon said nothing.
Your daddy says you look up to him.
Armon looked at the floor.
Would you like some ice water?
Nothing.
Jones poured a couple glasses and pulled up a chair near Armon. The boy just sat and sulked, not lifting his eyes.
Youre in a hell of a pickle, son, Jones said. I dont think you need a high-dollar lawyer to explain that. Youre looking at a lifetime in prison. You need me to tell you a little bit about those animals who live there?
The boy lifted his eyes.
Spec not. I bet your friend Mr. Kelly mightve told you a few of the highlights from when he was in Leavenworth.
Prison cant hold Machine Gun Kelly.
Machine Gun Kelly. Yes, sir. Desperado hero. You think a mans a hero for holding a gun to a fellas spine and keeping him hostage? You need to get into your thick head thats just plain old-fashioned cowardice. You need to be thinkin about your own self. Your wife and that little girl of yours. Youll be feeble and gray before you see em again. A good chance that baby will be taken by the state on account of her parents being in prison.
My wife wasnt party to this.
How are we to know if youre not talking to us? Your daddy is a smart man. He told us a good bit, and I gave him my word that wed make that known in court.
Im not a rat.
You learn that from a Cagney picture? Hell, son, youre just a farmer. Look at the dirt under your nails.
I wont rat on Machine Gun Kelly.











