Strange versus lovecraft, p.27
Strange Versus Lovecraft,
p.27
And Red, falling forward on his knees, splayed out. His mind, like a stone, fell into emptiness. The world disappeared, and for a second—or for an eternity—he disappeared with it. A void consumed him, darkness for eons and eons. Blacker than black, devoid of anything, light or memory or emotion.
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An eternity later, there came specks of light.
What? Where is this? Where am I?
Red Crow felt immense speed and those specks became stars, and galaxies and distantly, Red Crow felt as if he were traveling through space and time and...
He heard a voice...
Not evil.
Something familiar... an old man's voice that he couldn't pin down.
How long has it been? I...I remember...I remember being human...I am...I am...I am Jake...I am Red Crow...
Through darkness he fell, surrounded by stars that sang their own histories, that sang of their hearts and minds. Through nebulae and the folds of space he traveled. He felt no body, nothing human, but instead he felt like a comet, a star zipping at the speed of light. Distant memories invaded his mind.
A flickering orange light lay ahead, and it was warm.
He moved towards it. He wanted its warmth, wanted to find this familiar voice...
“Strange Sex”
What if Joseph wasn't the first man to be cuckolded by God? What if there was a cult of adulterated men who would do anything to kill him for fucking their wives into useless shells of nymphoid lust? What if a woman possessed was so utterly tormented, that the only way to save her soul was to perform a Sexorcism? What if a scaticallogically inclined man found a way to pleasure himself with bed bugs? What if a woman fell in love with a dinosaur? What if a seemingly innocent Furry gangbang turned out to be a mating ritual for a tribe of nomadic cannibal were-teddy bears? These questions and many more will be answered when StrangeHouse books takes you on a journey unlike any you've ever seen before with their debut anthology of strange erotic horror fiction, “Strange Sex”.
“Scary Fucking Stories”
D.F. Noble
Just beyond the small bandwidth of light our nervous systems can filter, there are worlds, there is life in the dark. Those moments where you swear something is watching you. Those moments you swore someone has called your name, but you find yourself alone... You are more than happy to tell your children of angels, but you speak in hushed tones of demons. From the Dark, I bring you... Scary Fucking Stories. With amazing cover art done by Gabriel Wyse!
“Beer Run of the Dead”
D.F. Noble
An epic drunk romp through the wasteland of a zombie apocalypse, Beer Run of the Dead is the first book in a series sure to wet your whistle. Follow Kip, Rock and Steady, as they struggle to survive and stay completely shit faced in the face of certain undead doom. These three unlikely heroes hold the key to humanity's salvation, but will they succeed being inebriated as they are? Not everyone who saves the world is a rocket scientist, a super hero, or a handsome actor turned politician. Sometimes people who save the world... they're fucking idiots.
“Baby Fever” Kyle Noble
Baby Fever begins as a love triangle. Ryan finds himself in a sex shop, purchasing a dildo for a girl he's sleeping with. Unfortunately, this girl also has a boy friend. While Ryan struggles internally on spending money on a Valentine's Day gift for a girl he considers to be a whore- a girl he also may be in love with- something strange begins to happen. Sirens go off across the city. Cars begin wrecking out in the street. The old lady at the cash register loses her mind and starts to rape one of the porno shops patrons. As the men struggle to survive, Ryan, driven by the unknown forces of love (or something else?) starts out across the city to find the woman he loves in a maddening, mind twisting, ball busting romp of apocalyptic woman on man rape fest from hell.
“Vampire Guts in Nuke Town”
Kevin Strange
Guts is a bad motherfucker in a bad, bad world. In Nuke Town, Guts wakes up in a strange motel with no memory of how he got there. A brother and sister duo are the only two humans in sight, but are they friend or foe? As the paranoia sets in, and Guts begins to understand the true implications of a nest of sophisticated, mutated vampires, he must use all the cunning and skills that his years in the wasteland have taught him if he hopes to survive the horror that awaits him in … Vampire Guts in Nuke Town!
“Robamapocalypse”
Kevin Strange
In a dystopian future where Barack Obama is lord and emperor of the only city left on earth after the zombie apocalypse, one young man must fight his way through a tournament pitting zombie against remote controlled zombie if he hopes to stop the evil, half-cyborg dictator from destroying Steel City and the rest of the fabled Obamamerica beyond. Time traveling terrorists, giant robot zombies made of zombies, and Barack Obama like you've never seen him before are but a few of the twists and turns that make Robamapocalypse one of the weirdest, most action packed bizarro stories you'll ever lay your unsuspecting eyeballs on.
This election year, Barack Obama is a giant fucking robot.
“Cannibal Fat Camp”
Mark Scioneaux
David C. Hayes
Miles Landish can’t help himself. He eats and eats and eats and eats just to fill an empty, gaping, hole in his self esteem. Nothing ever seems to fill that hole, even the five star meals Miles' wealthy parents make possible. So, as a last resort, Miles attends Camp Tum Tum, a weight control camp for spoiled teens. What happens there is only hinted at in high social circles, but the truth must be told. Facing starvation, the campers at Tum Tum make a decision that very few human beings have made. That decision turns Camp Tum Tum into... Cannibal Fat Camp!
“Tales of Questionable Taste”
John Bruni
For fans of the bizarre, the weird, the strange, StrangeHouse Books brings you a whirlwind of eighteen tales sure to amuse, confuse, horrify and leave you questioning your lack of taste. From the warped synapses of John Bruni come stories of the destruction of earth, via a humongous totally nude man in space, a portal to another dimension inside of an office worker's desk, a sordid love affair between two nefarious euthanasia enthusiasts, and many other yarns that span from psychological terror, to comedy, to downright disgusting!
“Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang!”
WHAT IF... zombies were the worst customers to ever enter a fast food restaurant? WHAT IF... the only thing saving you from a zombie horde is a suit of cute little babies? WHAT IF... you traveled through time to see a great pair of tits but ended up kicking off the zombie apocalypse? WHAT IF... all those dead pets came back with a hunger for human flesh? Twelve of the most bizzare zombie stories you'll ever read, all jam packed into one delicious, ultra-violent book, Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang! is guaranteed to suck out your brains and chomp on your guts while you scream with delight.
“Strange Versus Lovecraft”
What happens when a group of the rowdiest authors of cult horror fiction take on one of the most iconic figures in the entire genre? STRANGE VERSUS LOVECRAFT features eleven of the absolute weirdest short stories set in the Cthulhu mythos you’re ever likely to read. From fish-mouthed prostitutes to undersea fast food restaurants and the house raping spawn of Yog-Sothoth, you’ve never read Lovecraft done quite like this. Next generation authors Kevin Strange, D.F. Noble, Jason Wayne Allen, and Jesse wheeler lead this shambling pack of pervert writers toward untold lows as they defile the sacred name of H.P. Lovecraft in this loving send up to the man who brought tentacles into the main stream.
“Grownups Must Die”
D.F. Noble
On a day like any other, a strange signal permeates the Earth, a static that drives every adult into madness. They rip their eyes from their sockets, their voices cry out in harmony with the crazed sound, and then they turn on the children…
Grownups Must Die is the introduction to a new saga from the author of Scary Fucking Stories and Beer Run of the Dead, a dark tale of survival, violence, and defining one’s self in a time of peril and insanity. We introduce a boy named Jake Warren, who even before The Static finds himself immersed in a world of violence. What begins as a tragic act of self-defense against bullies, leads Jake and his friends into a new and terrifying reality.
“The Last Gig on Planet Earth and Other Strange Stories”
Kevin Strange
Kevin Strange's fiction has been described as bleak, hopeless, bizarre, and always unpredictable. This is Strange at his most nihilistic. The Last Gig on Planet Earth collects seven tales full of suspense, of dread, of that side of human nature that most pretend does not exist. Strange sets his spotlight directly in its gnarled face and demands it reveal its most twisted secrets.
This collection is sure to leave you repeating, “this is only fiction, this is only fiction, please let this only be fiction...”
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