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the judge present, and the right to bid on everything. Doug’s wife
wants the Healy for sentimental reasons.”
Bullock rubbed the back of his neck and grimaced like he had a
crick—maybe he was just worn out. “okay, Jack. Here’s the deal: no
deal on Doug criminally, period. We won’t let you talk to him before
the appellate court rules, and we’re going to fight you tooth and nail
on the criminal side. We’ll bring charges if we don’t get to keep him
under wraps as a terrorist. You have to understand, there’s no deal
concerning Dr. Stewart.”
“You’ve made that point very clear.”
“Why so fast? And why do you want Houston present?” He asked,
showing a spark of renewed interest.
“liz is disgusted by this whole mess, just wants it to be over. Right
now we can prove liz made the down payment on the house and the
monthly payments out of her trust fund. It’s the same for almost all
of the furniture and artwork. I’m sure you knew that or you wouldn’t
have offered us the deal.”
Bullock nodded.
“She has no idea what her husband was up to, but she doesn’t
trust Dub to keep his word, and neither do I. I know it sounds like
she’s living in lala land, but she still wants to host her neighborhood’s
cocktail party, and she wants her house back sooner rather than later.
look, she’s more than a little weird, okay?” I hoped my nose wasn’t
growing.
“Why don’t I just give her the Healy? Then there’s no rush, and we
don’t need Judge Houston,” he responded.
I couldn’t let that happen. I needed them to hold the auction
quickly before anyone could think through what I was up to. “I’d be
inclined to do that, except you’d get back to the office and realize
the deal isn’t consistent with all Doug’s assets going to auction, and
you’d want to renegotiate. The Healy belongs to Doug. It’s titled in his
name. The cars, the lab equipment, and the research are all Doug’s.
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If some other lawyer later on down the line wants to attack the sale or
the prosecution, he’ll point to the Healy and argue that you let Doug
keep it, so he should be allowed to keep the rest.”
I was on shaky ground regarding forfeiture law, but I hoped to
plant the seed that if they didn’t go along with my plan, there could
be legal title questions to everything sold at the auction. I felt sure
they wouldn’t want any issues concerning the legality of the auction
to bite them further down the road.
“Your reasoning doesn’t hold water, but she’s your client. I can go
along with the early auction and your right to bid, but the judge’s
presence? What if he won’t do it?”
“If Judge Houston refuses to engage, liz won’t agree. I tried to
reason with her, but she’s adamant. Honestly, I don’t get it, but liz is
a woman who knows her own mind. For her, the judge validates the
whole proceeding.”
I relied on an old stand-by. When you don’t have a good explana-
tion for something—blame your client.
“I’ll try to get Dub to see reason.” A man with a loco boss—I felt a
twinge of pity for him.
It didn’t take him long to find Dub, who was still whispering with
the suited man. I sat down at our table and took Maggie’s hand, trying
to absorb some sense of calm. I was taking the gamble of my profes-
sional life.
Maggie whispered. “Whatever you’re up to, I hope it works.”
“Me too or we’re in for a really hard landing.”
She squeezed my hand in return, and I whispered, “Slip out for
just a minute—see if you can get Clovis to photograph the man Dub’s
been talking to. He can’t take photographs in the courtroom, but
maybe he can get him as he’s leaving.”
“If he’s not around, I’ll use my iPhone.” She murmured something
about the ladies room and quietly excused herself.
Judge Houston returned, sat down, and said firmly, “Mr. Blanchard.”
At a signal from Dub, Bullock rose slowly to address the court.
“Your Honor, we’ve consulted with defense counsel and would ask
the court’s indulgence. With regard to the forfeiture proceedings, the
parties have reached an oral agreement that certain assets seized by
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the government will be returned to Mrs. Stewart. Certain assets seized
by the government belonging to the defendant will be sold at auc-
tion with the consent of his counsel. This action will completely settle
the civil complaint against the property seized. In no respect will this
agreement alter our appeal of the Court’s order or any further pro-
ceedings concerning the defendant.”
The judge responded, “Then you don’t need me.”
He was about to strike his gavel when Bullock continued. “I’m
sorry, your Honor. There are a couple of wrinkles.”
Judge Houston loosed a long sigh and looked pointedly at me.
“The first wrinkle is that the defense has asked us to hold the auc-
tion in two weeks in this courtroom.” Bullock waited. Houston pursed
his lips.
“I see no problem with an accelerated schedule as long as Marshal
Maroney agrees, and you are comfortable that proper notice can be
sent out.”
“We’ll expedite notice and get all parties to waive any time require-
ments. The second wrinkle is that Mr. Patterson requests your pres-
ence at the auction.”
This time Houston did not smile. “You want me to be an auctioneer?”
He barked.
I rose; it was up to me to convince the judge we needed him.
“Your Honor, I think you remember our first day in court. My client
couldn’t be here, but his wife was present.”
His face relaxed into a smile. “Yes, I remember Mrs. Stewart very
well.”
“Well, Mrs. Stewart was pretty freaked out, if you don’t mind the
phrase. Someone unknown to her used an axe to crash through her
front door, haul her furnishings away, pile her clothes in the middle of
the floor, and seal her home with yellow tape. Not only was she fright-
ened, she felt violated.” I paused letting the image sink in.
“I’ve explained to her the law of civil forfeiture: that even if her
husband isn’t charged, his assets can be seized and sold, but she’s
not convinced that action is constitutional. She was impressed with
the Court’s demeanor and fairness that first day in court. She has
agreed to the settlement and the auction if, and only if, you agree to
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be present. She’s not comfortable with the prosecution, and who can
blame her? Dr. Stewart is God knows where, and she’s all alone.”
Maggie had slipped quietly back into the room. The judge looked
at me for some time without comment. Finally he smiled. “Well, I can’t
see any harm in attending. It might be beneficial for me to watch one
of these auctions first hand.”
I said, “Thank you, your Honor. I know Ms. Stewart will appreciate
your forbearance and courtesy.”
Maggie whispered, “You ought to be ashamed.”
The judge banged his gavel. “Assuming an agreement is reached
in writing and approved by the Court on Monday, on a week from
Wednesday at ten in the morning Marshal Maroney will hold an auc-
tion in this courtroom. Don’t disappoint me, gentlemen. I expect
everything to be signed, sealed, and in proper order.” He rose abruptly
and left. Bullock stopped by our table to say we could expect a draft
agreement this afternoon.
The party was over and soon only Maggie and I remained in the
courtroom.
“I take it, Jack, that you’re way out on a limb. Do you have a safety
net?”
“Not really. If truth be known, I’m further out on that limb than
you know.”
“What do you mean?”
“I’ve agreed to settle a civil case, believing I can outsmart an opposi-
tion that’s been ahead of me the whole time. liz and Doug trust me. I
hope I can pull it off. I can’t see another choice. I can’t see any other
way to save Doug and his research.”
Maggie smiled and gave in. “okay, what’s first?”
“We pay a visit to Micki. eric may kill me—though he may have to
wait in line—but I have to talk to her. I need her help.”
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eric stood outside Micki’s door, clearly ready to defend it against
all comers.
“Jack, please don’t bother Micki. I know you mean well, but . . ."
“I promise I won’t be long, and if I know Micki, she’s been pes-
tering you to get out of here so she can get back to work. All I’m going
to do is tell her what’s going on, reassure her that we’re doing all we
can, and encourage her to stay away.”
eric didn’t believe a word, but knew he couldn’t really keep me
away from my partner and friend without both of us going ballistic.
He sighed and moved away reluctantly. “okay, but don’t take too
long.”
“Promise.” I went through the door, closing it firmly behind me.
Micki was watching an old movie. Her eyes looked hollow inside
dark circles. Her skin was no longer grey, but still pale and she was
incredibly thin. The blue and black from the bruising was now pooling
in her legs.
“Hi, beautiful.” I gave her an unconcerned smile.
Her voice was hoarse. “If you mean that, come give me a kiss.”
I bent over the bed to kiss her cheek, but her hand went to my head
and she gave me a quick soft kiss on the mouth. I lingered a bit, reas-
sured by the taste of the Micki I knew.
My eyes begged the question.
“Sorry, I shouldn’t have asked, but I miss you, and he’s got to loosen
up, or it won’t work. He’s very sweet, but I don’t need a mother hen.” I
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assumed she meant eric. “What I need is to get out of here.” Her voice
was strong and firm.
“When do they think you can leave?” I asked.
“eric says in a few days, but I think he’s just stalling. When I do
get home, he says no riding horses and no work. I know he means
well, but jeez, I’ve got a life—why does he have to be so controlling?
Speaking of—what’s happening? Bring me up to date. What’s going
on with Doug and liz? I’m dying of boredom.”
I pulled up the chair and filled her in. eric stuck his head in the
door a couple of times, but left when Micki scowled. Didn’t he have
his own patients?
I tried to tell her about our meeting with Novak, but she was clearly
troubled—too much water under that bridge. She had no footing in
our current reality. So I told her about liz and her revelations and
what had happened in court.
She had closed her eyes—I couldn’t tell whether she was thinking
or asleep, so unlike the Micki I knew. I rose to leave, but her hand
pulled me back.
Her eyes didn’t open, but her hand felt warm and strong. “When
you get back from DC, you and Maggie stay at my place. Debbie too.
That way Clovis can have us all in one place. What do you think?”
“That’s part of why I’m here. I need your help, but not if it jeopar-
dizes your health.”
“I’m okay, I’m okay. I really am getting better, can’t you tell? Anyway,
eric isn’t going to let me out of his sight, especially if he hears you’re
spending the night.” She tried to giggle, but it came out as a cough.
“You’re bad, you know that? If I can convince liz my plan is the way
to go, we have less than two weeks to pull it off. I need your expertise
on how this kind of auction works. I can’t afford to screw this up.”
“My brain still works, as far as I know. You know, it could work unless
they see it coming. How are you going to keep it quiet?”
“Still working on that. I’m set to meet with Sam after I leave here,
even before I see liz. If he isn’t willing to keep an open mind, I’ll have
to go to Plan B, and so far I don’t have one.”
“Tell Debbie to come see me. Tell her I’m not mad—I know she did
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the right thing. We’ll have everything set up at my house by the time
you get back.”
I stood up.
“Micki, maybe this isn’t such a good idea. You’re already worn out,
and we’re just talking.”
She gave me a dirty look. “Don’t worry so much about me. I need to
get out of here; I need to get off these meds. Talk to liz, do your thing
in DC, and hurry back. We’ll be ready.”
She closed her eyes again, and I knew it really was time to go. She
fell asleep, and I lowered the back of the bed and left the room. eric
was right there, fuming. Didn’t this guy ever take a break?
“eric, you’re a very lucky man.” I smiled.
He looked confused, and I didn’t give him a chance to regroup.
Paul stood just a few steps away.
“Paul, she says eric can take her home in a couple of days. She wants
all of us to join her there when we return from DC. It will be easier to
guard us if we’re all in one place, but we’ll make an enticing target.”
He raised his eyebrows, nodded, and pushed the elevator button.
Paul wasn’t much of a talker. I turned to eric, practically daring him to
argue. He turned away with a sour look, and I walked into the elevator,
relieved he had backed down.
I glanced at my watch. I was supposed to meet Maggie and Sam for
lunch at the Town Pump, a cheeseburger dive down by the river; it
was Sam’s mom’s favorite, totally unknown except by long-time locals.
Clovis had me there in no time at all. We all ordered cheeseburgers
and fries—what else?—and got down to business.
“Sam, I know if I get out of line, you’ll let me know in a hurry, right?”
“You bet. I’ve sure done it before,” he grinned. “So, shoot.”
“Here’s the long and short of it. Dub is going after Dr. Stewart
because he can use the forfeiture process to get Doug’s research, and
he’s getting paid to do it. No, I have no proof, no solid evidence. But
I will, and I’m going to need your help.”
“Good lord. Why in the hell can’t you accept that they’re going
after this guy for the forest of Mary Jane growing in his back yard?
Are you really suggesting our U.S. attorney is on the take? even for
Dub that’s a reach. He’s an idiot, but dirty? Can you prove anything?
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Besides, it’s out of my jurisdiction. If someone is actually paying him,
it’s a federal matter.”
“Sam, hear me out. It’s not just a federal matter if it also involves
kidnapping and attempted murder.”
“Are you saying Dub Blanchard was behind your kidnapping?” he
asked incredulously.
“I didn’t say that and, in fact, I don’t think he was.”
“Well, what’s your point?” I had to admit my side of the conversa-
tion didn’t make much sense so far.
“Doug Stewart was growing the plants for a research project on the
cancer-curing effects of marijuana and other plants. Not pain relief,
but the ability to cure. The federal government has known about his
research for years. At some point, someone got worried he was getting
close to a breakthrough, how I don’t know, and Dub was paid to go
after Doug. That same someone got even more worried when Micki
and I agreed to represent Doug.”
“Jack, you’ve been reading too many conspiracy blogs. You need
help. Are you sure Moira didn’t mess with your mind?”
I hoped he was kidding. I took a deep breath.
“listen, Bullock made us an incredible deal, and Dub didn’t put up
a whimper—he won’t prosecute liz, and has agreed to give her house
back in exchange for our not fighting the civil forfeiture of Doug’s
research.”
“So take it!” he exclaimed. “That’s a great deal. Don’t look a gift
horse in the mouth, my friend. Don’t look for conspiracies. Take
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