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yesterday. It establishes proof of her financial responsibility.”
liz had also insisted that we buy the old pick-up, and she was able
to get it for two thousand dollars in record time.
The gallery grew restive as they waited for the papers to be signed.
Maroney finally looked up, and you could feel the tension grow.
“The next lot includes Dr. Stewart’s computers, his research, his
files, as well as his patents and patent applications.”
I noticed that Dub and all his deputies now sat literally on the edge
of their chairs—why bother to conceal their interest at this point in
the game? Poor coaching.
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“Do I have an opening bid of, say, five thousand dollars?”
A balding man sitting in the front row stood up and bid one hun-
dred thousand dollars. Almost immediately a man sitting on the
second row stood up and called out two hundred thousand. A third
sitting in the back offered three hundred thousand. I couldn’t tell
who was conducting this performance, but you could hear a pin drop.
Both the judge and Cheryl were paying rapt attention.
Bids continued to bounce back and forth for a while. Maroney
didn’t need to ask for a raise until the bidding stopped abruptly at two
million from the man in back. I noticed Dub trying to stifle a grin. I
decided to find out who the man was.
“Marshal, on behalf of Dr. Stewart I’d like to know who offered the
last bid and whether he has the where-with-all to bid such an amount.”
Bullock jumped up quickly, almost as if a spring had propelled him
forward.
“Marshal, my understanding is that only a competing bidder may
make such an inquiry.”
Maroney looked at me and said, “I’m afraid that’s correct, Mr.
Patterson.”
“No problem. I bid two million, one hundred thousand dollars. I
now request to know the identity of my opponent.”
Pushing back his chair as he rose, Dub said gravely. “Your Honor,
Mr. Patterson is playing games. He doesn’t have that kind of money.
He can’t bid just to force someone to disclose his identity.” The gallery
tittered as Judge Houston rolled his eyes.
All eyes turned to me.
“I repeat my bid: two million, one hundred thousand dollars. I also
repeat my request regarding the previous bidder.”
Dub looked like a bump on a pickle. Apparently he couldn’t figure
out what to say. The three bidders looked at each other. I had taken
them off script. I watched as the well-dressed man in the second row
scowled at the man next to him, and raised a finger slightly. He was
the same man we had seen in the courtroom the other day. Clovis had
learned his identity: ed Thompson, a senior vP at Akron Drugs. The
other—I supposed he was an assistant—nodded to the man in the back.
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“Two million, two hundred thousand dollars.” He raised the bid
and sat down quickly.
“Marshal, I am a legitimate bidder, and I demand to know the iden-
tity of the man bidding and whether he came prepared to present the
proper security,” I said sternly.
Fortunately, Micki had let Maroney know this might happen, so he
said. “Sir, I must ask you to identify yourself and present the security
for your bid.”
“What about Patterson, where’s his security?” Dub said loudly.
Maroney smiled blandly. “As you previously pointed out, Mr.
Blanchard, only a bidder may make such a request.” Dub sat down
with a thud.
The bidder walked to the front and said. “My name is Robert
Mangum. I’m a vice-president of Akron Drug Company. Here’s my
letter of credit.”
Maroney looked it over carefully and announced, “Mr. Mangum’s
security is adequate to secure his bid.”
Dub relaxed, that is, until I spoke.
“Thank you, Mr. Mangum. I bid three million dollars.”
That brought a murmur from the gallery loud enough for the
judge to instinctively bang down his gavel and bring Dub back to his
feet. Thompson, clearly Mangum’s senior, pulled out his cell phone,
but Maroney was ready.
“Sir, no cell phones are allowed in the courtroom. Please turn it off,
or I’ll have to excuse you.”
Thompson scowled.
Mangum was of cooler stock. “Marshal, I’d like to know if Mr. Pat-
terson brought security adequate for his bid.”
I rose and handed my letter to the marshal. He took his time and
then looked up with a slight smile.
“Mr. Patterson’s security is adequate to secure his bid.”
Dub almost blew a gasket. “How high can he bid?”
The marshal said calmly. “Mr. Blanchard, that information is clearly
confidential. You’ll note I have not disclosed Mr. Mangum’s informa-
tion either. Mr. Mangum, do you have another bid?”
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Dub wasn’t satisfied. “Your Honor, Mr. Patterson is making a mockery
of this auction. I don’t know what he handed the marshal, but there’s
no way he could come up with such an amount.”
Judge Houston said serenely. “Mr. Blanchard, the marshal knows
what he’s doing. What’s your problem? The higher the bid, the more
the government recovers.”
Dub had no answer. The judge was right. Dub should be overjoyed
by how much the assets he had seized would fatten the U.S. Treasury.
I glanced at Peggy. She clearly didn’t know what to think.
We waited in silence until Thompson in the second row nodded to
Mangum, and I heard, “Five million dollars.”
“Six million,” I came back quickly. Micki grabbed my arm and said
“Jack . . ." I turned to her and whispered, “Trust me.”
Mangum asked. “Marshal, is that bid secured?”
“Yes, Mr. Patterson’s bid is secured.”
last night Walter had pulled me aside and given me an envelope.
“The opposition may have to bid a little higher than five million,”
he’d said with a grin.
“What’s this?” I’d asked.
“A letter of credit in the amount of fifty million dollars. You can
go as high as half a billion dollars for Doug’s research and patents.”
Maggie walked up quietly and put her arm around him.
“If Doug has discovered even the basis for a cure, our foundation
will be honored to own his patents and put him back to work. I have
no idea if you can pull this off, Jack, but we didn’t want you going up
against a Sherman tank with a popgun. At least you know you can
draw them out.”
I was dumbfounded. “Walter, what can I say? You’re taking a hell of
a risk.”
“No, I’m not. There’s no way the government is going to let us
own that research, but we are damn well going to scare the hell out
of somebody, maybe expose a few bastards. That letter of credit is
real, but it will never be called on. You and I know that, but nobody
else does. on the other hand, if the one in a million shot does come
home, we’ll be able to change the world. Isn’t that why I started our
foundation in the first place?”
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“one in a million—not very good odds.” I smiled, again impressed
by the foresight and intelligence of the man I worked for.
Now we had met the enemy.
Mangum looked at his boss, who again nodded.
“Seven million,” he said clearly. No pins dropped, but the air was
thick with anticipation. I paused for a minute until the marshal turned
to me. “Mr. Patterson?”
I faced him squarely. “Ten million dollars.”
Now I could hear liz gasp. Dub’s table was in full whisper, and
Mangum seemed lost. Thompson’s face wore a furious scowl.
“Marshal, is that bid secured?” Mangum sounded less sure of him-
self this time.
“Yes, sir, it is.” Maroney was having fun.
Mangum asked for a minute, and Maroney said, “one minute.”
Magnum walked over to Thompson, and they began a heated con-
versation in whispers. I signaled to Cheryl, and she had the camera
zoom in on the two men talking. They caught sight of the cameras
and turned away. Maroney began to gather his papers, but Mangum
slowly straightened.
“Twenty-five million dollars,” His voice was barely above a whisper.
I was ready with “twenty-six,” but Maroney said in a firm voice. “I’m
sorry, Mr. Mangum. Your letter of credit doesn’t entitle you to make
such a bid. Do you have a different letter?” He turned to me. “I know
you wanted to bid again, but until we clear up Mr. Mangum’s bid, you
still have the high bid at ten. You don’t have to bid against yourself,
Mr. Patterson.”
everyone now knew that I was prepared to go higher and had the
security. Dub was beside himself, Mangum seemed lost, and Thompson
sat in stony silence. Their well-laid plans had gone haywire.
“Well, Mr. Mangum, do you have additional security for your bid?”
“If we can postpone this auction for a day, I’ll present whatever col-
lateral you require.”
Maroney shook his head. “I’m sorry, that’s not permitted. Unless I
hear another secure bid, I will award the assets to Mr. Patterson.”
Dub’s voice rose. “You can’t do that. I’ll vouch for this man’s ability
to bid up to any amount he wants.”
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The marshal said, “Thank you, Mr. Blanchard, but, again, your, uh,
‘voucher’ does not fall within the rules of our agreed upon proce-
dure. Mr. Patterson, I . . ."
Dub interrupted. “I am the legal representative of the United
States Government, and on its behalf, I demand that you accept this
man’s bid.”
Maroney was in his element. “I too am a legal representative of
the U.S. Government, Mr. Blanchard, and I will not accept an unse-
cured bid.”
Dub was beside himself. Thompson glared at him, drawing his hand
across his neck. The implication was clear.
Dub almost shouted, “on behalf of the United States Government,
I cancel this auction. I will immediately open an investigation into
whatever fraud Mr. Patterson is trying to perpetrate in these proceed-
ings. He’s attempting to make a mockery of this Court and American
Justice. Your Honor, I hereby ask you to convene a grand jury and to
dissolve any agreements we may have reached with counsel in this
matter.”
Proud of himself and his outrage, Dub turned to face the camera
and smiled broadly.
How could such an incompetent jerk be so cocky?
I rose to my feet. My turn.
“Your Honor, I’m not the one perpetrating a fraud—that honor
goes to Mr. Blanchard.” off the board and into the deep end, I
thought, gulping a little . Jail, here I come .
Dub was livid, almost apoplectic with rage. The courtroom had let
out a collective gasp and was about to erupt when the judge brought
down his gavel.
“Mr. Patterson, you’ve made a serious allegation against an officer
of this court. I hope you’re prepared to back it up.”
“I’m ready, your Honor, right here and right now.”
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Had I let myself go too far? Probably, but it sure felt good. The suc-
cess of the auction had gone to my head a bit, although not many
would’ve considered it a success. What no one yet realized was that
I had effectively put a cloud on the transfer of Doug’s research and
patents to Akron Drug. I could tie up any further attempt to sell the
research and patents for a good while by claiming I was the successful
bidder. It would throw a monkey wrench in the works, but it wouldn’t
further research into a cure for cancer or get Doug out of prison.
Those results depended on what happened next.
Dub was bursting at the seams and let it show.
“Your Honor, Mr. Patterson has accused me of fraud. His allega-
tions are as baseless as his bid for Dr. Stewart’s research. I demand he
be held in contempt. He’s making us all look like fools.”
Micki muttered loud enough for everyone to hear, “Well, you, for
sure.” Maroney tried to hide a smile.
Judge Houston wasn’t happy with anyone. He kept shifting his glare
to Cheryl’s cameras, still recording every sound, every movement.
“Mr. Patterson, were you serious when you said you could prove
your allegations? I could be sympathetic if you merely spoke in the
heat of the moment—after all, he said the same about you. Could you
perhaps bring yourself to apologize to Mr. Blanchard?”
I looked at Micki, expecting her to urge caution. Her eyes tele-
graphed, “Go for it.” I turned to Maggie, normally the very soul of
logic and reason. She mouthed, “Don’t hold back.”
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“Judge, it pains me to say this about Mr. Blanchard,” I paused, “but
I meant every word. I’m prepared to prove he’s involved in an uncon-
scionable fraud of the American people.”
The audience in the gallery couldn’t be contained. The judge rose
and lowered his gavel, calling for order.
“All right, all right. Marshal, under the circumstances, I hope you
won’t mind if I take over here. You may consider your duties with
regard to the auction to have been well performed and now absolved.
By the way, the uncontested sales during the auction will remain in
force. I think we should take a break for lunch. We probably all need
to regroup a little. When we return, Mr. Blanchard, I will conduct an
expedited hearing as to why Mr. Patterson should or should not be
held in contempt. But I caution you to be careful what you ask for,
because I intend to give Mr. Patterson some leeway.”
I spoke before he could rap his gavel again. “Your Honor, in order to
make my case, I ask that you subpoena Mr. Mangum and the other two
men who bid on Dr. Stewart’s research, as well as Mr. Thompson, who
has been signaling both Mr. Magnum and Mr. Blanchard throughout
the auction. I intend to call them as witnesses.”
Both Dub and Bullock began to speak, and panic appeared on the
faces of the men I had singled out. I had noticed that all three were
edging toward the door.
Dub let Bullock take the lead. “Your Honor, these gentlemen are
either bidders at an auction or merely observers. They couldn’t have
any knowledge of Mr. Patterson’s allegations. once again, counsel is
trying to create a circus, to the point of harassing ordinary citizens.
His tactics have no place in your court.”
“I’ll be the judge of what does or doesn’t have a place in my court.
Mr. Patterson may be digging himself a deeper grave, but he’s entitled
to subpoena witnesses. Since Mr. Blanchard wants immediate relief,
I’ll not deny Mr. Patterson the opportunity to defend himself. Gen-
tlemen, you’re all under subpoena. I expect you to appear in my court
at one o’clock this afternoon. This . . . uh, auction, is adjourned.”
I signaled our crew to leave quickly so Dub could confer with his
people and the bidders in full view of Cheryl’s ever-rolling cameras. I
figured they’d notice the cameras were on eventually. Clovis hung back.
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We’d optimistically arranged for a conference room close to the
courtroom.
I looked at Maggie and Micki. “I thought you two were going to tell
me to sit down and shut up.”
“No way. Isn’t this what you wanted? Micki will either keep you out
of jail or get you out.” Maggie answered.
“I suppose it is, but . . ." My fool’s bravado was beginning to fade.
Micki grinned at me. “I’m going to go work on getting you bail, just
in case. Walter, I may need your checkbook. Can you come with me?”
Walter rose, but before they left I said. “I may have to put you on
the stand to authenticate the letter of credit. You ready?”
He nodded curtly and left with Micki.












