“I was trying to kill you, not a lady,” the respectable-looking man said. His face was ashen, and he was in obvious pain, grimacing under his mustache.

  “Why? I never seen you before in my life,” Red said.

  “You’re Red Ryan, ain’t you?” the man said.

  A crowd had gathered and looked on Ryan with hostile eyes, seeing a known rowdy who’d just drilled a respectable-looking gent in a frockcoat and morning top hat.

  “Yup, that’s my name,” Ryan said.

  “You ride shotgun for the Patterson and Son stage?”

  “I have that honor, at least some of the time.”

  “Then you’re the one that killed my young brother.”

  Amid cries of “Shame!” and “Disgraceful” and “String him up,” from one half-drunk, banty rooster who’d just stumbled out of the saloon and had no idea what the hell was going on, Ryan said, “When was this, and who was your brother?” And then, voicing his growing irritation, “As of right now, I’m starting to regret not putting another bullet into you, mister.”

  “There speaks a born killer,” a man wearing a storekeeper apron said.

  “String him up,” the banty rooster said.

  “Here comes the doctor,” a woman said.

  Dr. Miles Davis, short and stocky with gray hair and a melancholy face, helped the wounded man out of his coat and then stared hard at the bloodstained shoulder.

  “My brother’s name was Lou Richards, and you gunned him five miles east of El Paso, not three weeks ago,” the respectable man said. He winced as the doctor worked his arm up and down, testing his shoulder.

  “I remember that. Your brother Lou Richards was a road agent,” Ryan said. “He tried to hold up my stage, him and Banjo Bob Kidd. I knew Kidd from a couple of years back when he was a younker. He was still carrying the buckshot in his ass he got from my Greener when he tried to rob a Butterfield I was guarding. He was lucky that day. I wasn’t aiming for his ass.”

  “It’s only a scratch,” Dr. Davis said, “Mister . . .”

  “Richards, Hugh Richards.”

  “Well, Mr. Richards, you’re burned up some, but no bones broken.” He looked at Ryan, not liking what he saw, and then back to the wounded man. “Here, take your coat. Come to my office later, and I’ll give you a salve for the bullet burn . . . if you’re still above ground.”

  “Listen to me, Richards, you damned fool. Yeah, I killed Banjo Bob on that El Paso run three weeks ago,” Ryan said. “But I didn’t kill Lou.”

  “For shame,” a woman in the crowd said.

  “Then who did?” Archie Richards said, grimacing as his wound pained him.

  “Dallas Stoudenmire did. That’s who,” Red said. “Only a halfwit like Lou would try to steal a gold watch from an almighty dangerous gunfighter like Dallas.”

  “How did it happen?” Richards said. If he was skeptical he didn’t let it show.

  “How did it happen? I’ll tell you how it happened,” Ryan said. “As it came down, Stoudenmire was one of my passengers, and after the holdup, Lou said to him, ‘Gimme your wallet, watch, and chain.’ Dallas said, ‘Try and take them and damn you fer a common thief.’ Then Lou said, ‘Your funeral, Mary Ann’ and he brought up his Colt. But quick as greased lightning Dallas drew two revolvers and put four bullets into Lou. Now, Lou was hit hard, but he managed to put one round into our near-side wheeler horse. Buttons Muldoon, my driver, was sure cut up about losing that two-hundred-dollar hoss, and he would have shot Lou all over again if he hadn’t already been dead.”

  “You swear all that on the Bible,” Richards said.

  “I don’t have a Bible, but I give you my word for it,” Red said.

  “Then considering how it happened, it seems like I owe you an apology, mister,” Richards said. He seemed crestfallen and out of sorts from the pain in his shoulder and from shooting at the wrong man.

  “You owe me more than an apology,” Red Ryan said. “Call it five dollars for the three panes of glass you broke and three for the services of Dolly Barnes that I paid for but didn’t get. That’s eight dollars, and I’ll forget about the ten cents for the bullet you forced me to shoot at you.”

  Richards’s face stiffened. “You’re a hard man, Red Ryan.”

  “No, pardner, not hard, just broke, and I don’t much feel like telling Dark Alley Jim Mortimer that I can’t pay for his broken windows. He has a quick temper and a quicker draw to go with it.”

  Richards reached into his coat pocket and produced his wallet. “There’s a ten, Ryan. We’ll call it quits.”

  “Much obliged,” Red said. “Now go see Doc Davis and get that shoulder fixed. And pick up your pistol, and don’t ever think of throwing down on a man again. Gunfighting sure ain’t one of your hidden talents.”

  * * *

  “There’s no change back, Red,” Dark Alley Jim Mortimer said. “You scared the hell out of my whores and ruined this morning’s business. Besides that, one of them bullets went through your wall into the next room and burned across Deacon Elijah Dogmersfield’s bare ass. Now he says it’s a sign from God that he should quit consorting with fallen women and tread the path of righteousness alongside his three-hundred-pound wife.”

  “Sorry to hear that,” Ryan said. “Seems that everybody is getting burned with bullets this morning.”

  “You’re sorry? Think how sorry I’ll be if Deacon Dogmersfield spreads the word that a sporting man can get shot at the Golden Garter and I lose the gospel-grinder trade. This is a serious concern to me, Red.”

  “Sorry about that too, Jim,” Red said, trying his best to look penitent.

  Mortimer sighed and said, “All right, here’s the way I see it, Red. Loss of the services of four scared whores . . . twenty-five dollars. Loss of revenue obtained from champagne sales to the clients of those four whores . . . twenty-five dollars. Add that up and it comes to fifty dollars.”

  “And I’ll pay you the very next time I’m in town,” Ryan said, blinking.

  “Figured you’d say that, Red.” Jim Mortimer’s smile was not pleasant. “That’s why I’m holding your shotgun, cartridge belt and holster, your fancy buckskin shirt, and your pants hostage until the debt is paid in full.”

  Red Ryan was shocked. “Now just hold on there, Jim, you can’t do that.”

  “Yes, I can.”

  “I can’t face the world in my underwear.”

  “Get used to it,” Mortimer said.

  * * *

  Sick at heart, Red Ryan sat on the porch step outside the Golden Garter, his head in his hands, wondering how a morning that had begun so full of promise, so full of the fair Dolly Barnes, could have turned to such complete . . . horse dung.

  A shadow fell over Ryan, dark as his mood, and he looked up and saw the large form of his driver, Patrick “Buttons” Muldoon.

  “Taking in some sun, Red?” Buttons said.

  Ryan shook his head. “Ran into some trouble this morning.”

  “What was it this time? Fist or gun?”

  “Gun. Feller by the name of Richards called me out, the brother of the road agent Dallas Stoudenmire gunned that time on the El Paso run.”

  “Hell, Red, why blame you? You didn’t do it. The only feller you shot all day long was Banjo Bob Kidd. Seen that my ownself.”

  “Well, we got it sorted out in the end,” Ryan said.

  “You plug the Richards feller?”

  “Scratched his shoulder. He’s over at Doc Davis’s place getting a plaster.”

  “Where are your duds?”

  “Jim Mortimer is holding them hostage, says I owe him fifty dollars because Richards shot up the place, scared his whores, and shot Deacon Dogmersfield up the ass.”

  “And you don’t have fifty dollars.”

  “What you see, is what I got.”

  “You’re a sorry sight, Red, and no mistake. I’ll talk to Dark Alley Jim,” Buttons said.

  The stage driver stood only five-foot-six, but he was as wide as he was tall, and a lifetime of rasslin’ half-broke horse teams had given him tremendously strong arms. And he had a volcanic temper that showed itself now and then. And now was one of those times.

  Muldoon stomped into the Golden Garter and a few moments later Red Ryan heard bottles smash and furniture splinter . . . and a few moments after that, Dark Alley Jim crashed through the front window of the saloon, landed in a heap, groaned, and lay still. Red stood . . . in time to see an almost naked Dolly Barnes sail through the now destroyed window, but her landing was softer because she fell on top of her unconscious boss.

  Muldoon, dressed in a blue sailor coat decorated with two rows of silver buttons that gave him his name, reappeared, Ryan’s Greener under his arm, gun leather and duds thrown over his shoulder.

  “Jim says you don’t owe him a damned thing and I got your three dollars back from the whore he said you was with this morning since services were not rendered,” he said. “Now get dressed and saddle your hoss. Did you remember we got a stage to pick up in Fort Concho?”

  * * *

  Red Ryan and Buttons Muldoon rode out of town, dodging rocks thrown by four highly irritated whores led by Dolly Barnes who yelled at Red that he was a dirty, no-good son-of-a-bitch and low down.

  Ryan agreed with what the woman called him, but the dirty part hurt.

  He and Buttons reached Fort Concho three days later.

  ABOUT THE AUTHORS

  WILLIAM W. JOHNSTONE is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over 300 books, including the bestselling series Smoke Jensen, the Mountain Man, Preacher, the First Mountain Man, MacCallister, Flintlock, and Will Tanner, Deputy U.S. Marshal, and the stand-alone thrillers The Doomsday Bunker, Tyranny, and Black Friday.

  Being the all-around assistant, typist, researcher, and fact-checker to one of the most popular western authors of all time, J. A. JOHNSTONE learned from the master, Uncle William W. Johnstone.

  The elder Johnstone began tutoring J.A. at an early age. After-school hours were often spent retyping manuscripts or researching his massive American Western History library as well as the more modern wars and conflicts. J.A. worked hard—and learned.

  “Every day with Bill was an adventure story in itself. Bill taught me all he could about the art of storytelling. ‘Keep the historical facts accurate,’ he would say. ‘Remember the readers—and as your grandfather once told me, I am telling you now: Be the best J. A. Johnstone you can be.’”

  Visit the website at www.williamjohnstone.net.

 

 

  William W. Johnstone, Springfield 1880

 

 

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