A bicycle built for brew, p.35

  A Bicycle Built for Brew, p.35

   part  #1 of  The Collected Short Works of Poul Anderson Series

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  Nyaronga barked a command. His pride began pitching their own camp. Gradually the others drifted away.

  Van Rijn glanced at the sun. “They sure it flares today?” he asked.

  “Oh, yes. If the Ancients have said so, then it will,” Joyce assured him. “It isn’t hard to predict, if you have smoked glass and a primitive telescope to watch the star surface. The light is so dim that the spots and flare phenomena can easily be observed—unlike a G-type star—and the patterns are very characteristic. Any jackleg astronomer can predict a flare on an M class dwarf, days in advance. Heliograph signals carry the word from Kusulongo to the Hordes.”

  “I suppose the Old Fogies got inherited empirical knowledge from early times, like the Babylonians knew about planetary movements, ja…Whoops, speak of the devil, here we go!”

  The sun was now not far above the western ridges, which stood black under its swollen disk. A thin curl of clearer red puffed slowly out of it on one side. The basai reared and screamed. A roar went through the clansfolk. Males grabbed the animals’ bridles and dragged them to a standstill. Females snatched their pots and their young into the tents.

  The flame expanded and brightened. Light crept along the shadowy hills and the plains beyond. The sky began to pale. The wind strengthened and threshed in the woods on the edge of camp.

  The t’Kelans manhandled their terrified beasts into a long shelter of hides stretched over poles. One bolted. A warrior twirled his lariat, tossed, and brought the creature crashing to earth. Two others helped drag it under cover. Still the flame from the solar disk waxed and gathered luminosity, minute by minute. It was not yet too brilliant for human eyes to watch unprotected. Joyce saw how a spiderweb of forces formed and crawled there, drawn in fiery loops. A gout of radiance spurted, died, and was reborn. Though she had seen the spectacle before, she found herself clutching van Rijn’s arm. The merchant stuffed his pipe and blew stolid fumes.

  Uulobu got down off the car. Joyce heard him ask Nyaronga, “May I help you face the angry Real One?”

  “No,” said the patriarch. “Get in a tent with the females.”

  Uulobu’s teeth gleamed. The fur rose along his back. He unhooked the tomahawk at his waist.

  “Don’t!” Joyce cried through the intercom “We are guests!”

  For an instant the two t’Kelans glared at each other. Nyaronga’s spear was aimed at Uulobu’s throat. Then the Avongo sagged a little. “We are guests,” he said in a choked voice. “Another time, Nyaronga, I shall talk about this with you.”

  “You—landless?” The leader checked himself. “Well, peace has been said between us, and there is no time now to unsay it. But we Gangu will defend our own herds and pastures. No help is needed.”

  Stiff-legged, Uulobu went into the nearest tent. Presently the last basai were gotten inside the shelter. Its flap was laced shut, to leave them in soothing darkness.

  The flare swelled. It became a ragged sheet of fire next the sun disk, almost as big, pouring out as much light, but of an orange hue. Still it continued to grow, to brighten and yellow. The wind increased.

  The heads of prides walked slowly to the center of camp. They formed a ring; the unwed youths made a larger circle around them. Nyaronga himself took forth a brass horn and winded it. Spears were raised aloft, swords and tomahawks shaken. The t’Kelans began to dance, faster and faster as the radiance heightened. Suddenly Nyaronga blew his horn again. A cloud of arrows whistled toward the sun.

  “What they doing?” van Rijn asked. “Exorcising the demon?”

  “No,” said Joyce. “They don’t believe that’s possible. They’re defying him. They always challenge him to come down and fight. And he’s not a devil, by the way, but a god.”

  Van Rijn nodded. “It fits the pattern,” he said, half to himself. “When a god steps out of his rightful job, you don’t try to bribe him back, you threaten him. Ja, it fits.”

  The males ended their dance and walked with haughty slowness to their tents. The doorflaps were drawn. The camp lay deserted under the sun.

  “Ha!” Van Rijn surged to his feet. “My gear!”

  “What?” Joyce stared at him. She had grown so used to wan red light on this day’s travel that the hue now pouring in the windows seemed ghastly on his cheeks.

  “I want to go outside,” van Rijn told her. “Don’t just stand there with tongue unreeled. Get me my suit!”

  Joyce found herself obeying him. By the time his gross form was bedecked, the sun was atop the hills and had tripled its radiance. The flare was like a second star, not round but flameshaped, and nearly white. Long shadows wavered across the world, which had taken on an unnatural brass tinge. The wind blew dust and dead leaves over the ground, flattened the fires and shivered the tents till they thundered.

  “Now,” van Rijn said, “when I wave, you fix your intercom to full power so they can hear you. Then tell those so-called males to peek out at me if they have the guts.” He glared at her, “And be unpolite about it, you understand me?”

  Before she could reply he was in the air lock. A minute afterward he had cycled through and was stumping over the field until he stood in the middle of the encampment. Curtly, he signaled.

  Joyce wet her lips. What did that idiot think he was doing? He’d never heard of this planet a month ago. He hadn’t been on it a week. Practically all his information about it he had from her, during the past ten or fifteen hours. And he thought he knew how to conduct himself? Why, if he didn’t get his fat belly full of whetted iron, it would only be because there was no justice in the universe. Does he think I’ll let myself be dragged down with him?

  Etched huge and black against the burning sky, van Rijn jerked his arm again.

  Joyce turned the intercom high and said in the vernacular: “Watch, all Gangu who are brave enough! Look upon the male from far places, who stands alone beneath the angered sun!”

  Her tones boomed hollowly across the wind. Van Rijn might have nodded. She must squint now to see what he did. That was due to the contrast, not the illumination per se. It was still only a few per cent of what Earth gets. But the flare, with an effective temperature of a million degrees or better, was emitting in frequencies to which her eyes were sensitive. Ultraviolet also, she thought in a corner of her mind: too little to turn a human baby pink, but enough to bring pain or death to these poor dwellers in Hades.

  Van Rijn drew his blaster. With great deliberation, he fired several bolts at the star. Their flash and noise seemed puny against the rage up there. Now what—?

  “No!” Joyce screamed.

  Van Rijn opened his face plate. He made a show of it, sticking his countenance out of the helmet, into the full light. He danced grotesquely about and thumbed his craggy nose at heaven.

  But…

  The merchant finished with an unrepeatable gesture, closed his helmet again, fired off two more bolts, and stood with folded arms as the sun went under the horizon.

  The flame lingered in view for a while, a sheet of ghostly radiance above the trees. Van Rijn walked back to the car through twilight. Joyce let him in. He opened his helmet, wheezing, weeping, and blaspheming in a dozen languages. Frost began to form on his suit.

  “Hoo-ee!” he moaned. “And not even a little hundred cc. of whisky to console my poor old mucky membranes!”

  “You could have died,” Joyce whispered.

  “Oh, no. No. Not that way does Nicholas van Rijn die. At the age of a hundred and fifty, I plan to be shot by an outraged husband. The cold was not too bad, for the short few minutes I could hold my breath. But letting in that ammonia— Terror and taxes!” He waddled to the bath cubicle and splashed his face with loud snortings.

  The last flare-light sank. The sky remained hazy with aurora, so that only the brightest stars showed. The most penetrating charged particles from the flare would not arrive for hours; it was safe outside. One by one, the t’Kelans emerged. Fires were poked up, sputtering and glaring in the dark.

  Van Rijn came back. “Hokay, I’m set,” he said. “Now put on your own suit and come out with me. We got to talk at them.”

  As she walked into the circle around which stood the swart outlines of the tents, Joyce must push her way through females and young. Their ring closed behind her, and she saw fireglow reflected from their eyes and knew she was hemmed in. It was comforting to have van Rijn’s bulk so near and Uulobu’s pad-pad at her back.

  Thin comfort, though, when she looked at the males who waited by the ammonia spring. They had gathered as soon as they saw the humans coming. To her vision they were one shadow, like the night behind them. The fires on either side, that made it almost like day for a t’Kelan, hardly lit the front rank for her. Now and then a flame jumped high in the wind, or sparks went showering, or the dull glow on the smoke was thrown toward the group. Then she saw a barbed obsidian spearhead, a horn sword, an ax or an iron dagger, drawn. The forest soughed beyond the camp and she heard the frightened bawling of iziru as they blundered around in the dark. Her mouth went dry.

  The fathers of the prides stood in the forefront. Most were fairly young; old age was not common in the desert. Nyaronga seemed to have primacy on that account. He stood spear in hand, fangs showing in the half-open jaws, tendrils astir. His crest and kilt fluttered in the unrestful air.

  Van Rijn came to a halt before him. Joyce made herself stand close and meet Nyaronga’s gaze. Uulobu crouched at her feet. A murmur like the sigh before a storm went through the warriors.

  But the Earthman waited imperturbable, until at last Nyaronga must break the silence. “Why did you challenge the sun? No sky-one has ever done so before.”

  Joyce translated, a hurried mumble. Van Rijn puffed himself up, visibly even in his suit. “Tell him,” he said, “I came just a short time ago. Tell him the rest of you did not think it was worth your whiles to make defiance, but I did.”

  “What do you intend to do?” she begged. “A misstep could get us killed.”

  “True. But if we don’t make any steps, we get killed for sure, or starve to death because we don’t dare come in radio range of where the rescue ship will be. Not so?” He patted her hand. “Damn these gloves! This would be more fun without. But in all kinds of cases, you trust me, Joyce. Nicholas van Rijn has not got old and fat on a hundred rough planets, if he was not smart enough to outlive everybody else. Right? Exact. So tell whatever I say to them, and use a sharp tone. Not unforgivable insults, but be snotty, hokay?”

  She gulped. “Yes. I don’t know why, b-but I will let you take the lead. If—” She suppressed fear and turned to the waiting t’Kelans. “This sky-male with me is not one of my own party,” she told them. “He is of my race, but from a more powerful people among them than my people. He wishes me to tell you that though we sky-folk have hitherto not deigned to challenge the sun, he has not thought it was beneath him to do so.”

  “You never deigned?” rapped someone. “What do you mean by that?”

  Joyce improvised: “The brightening of the sun is no menace to our people. We have often said as much. Were none of you here ever among those who asked us?”

  Stillness fell again for a moment, until a scarred one-eyed patriarch said grudgingly: “Thus I heard last year, when you or one like you were in my pride’s country healing sick cubs.”

  “Well, now you have seen it is true,” Joyce replied.

  Van Rijn tugged her sleeve. “Hoy, what goes on? Let me talk or else our last chance gets stupided away.”

  She dared not let herself be angered, but recounted the exchange. He astonished her by answering, “I am sorry, little girl. You was doing just wonderful. Now, though, I have a speech to make. You translate as I finish every sentence, ha?”

  He leaned forward and stabbed his index finger just beneath Nyaronga’s nose, again and again, as he harshed: “You ask why I went out under the brightening sun? It was to show you I am not afraid of the fire it makes. I spit on your sun and it sizzles. Maybe it goes out. My sun could eat yours for breakfast and want an encore, by damn! Your little clot hardly gives enough light to see by, not enough to make bogeyman for a baby in my people.”

  The t’Kelans snarled and edged closer, hefting their weapons. Nyaronga retorted indignantly, “Yes, we have often observed that you sky-folk are nearly blind.”

  “You ever stood in the light from our cars? You go blind then, nie? You could not stand Earth, you. Pop and sputter you’d go, up in a little greasy cloud of smoke.”

  They were taken aback at that. Nyaronga spat and said, “You must even bundle yourselves against the air.”

  “You saw me stick my head out in the open. You care to try a whiff of my air for a change? I dare you.”

  A rumble went through the warriors, half wrath and half unease. Van Rijn chopped contemptuously with one hand. “See? You is more weakling than us.”

  A big young chieftain stepped forward. His whiskers bristled. “I dare.”

  “Hokay, I give you a smell.” Van Rijn turned to Joyce. “Help me with this bebloodied air unit. I don’t want no more of that beetle venom they call air in my helmet.”

  “But…but—” Helplessly, she obeyed, unscrewing the flush valve on the recycler unit between his shoulders.

  “Blow it in his face,” van Rijn commanded.

  The warrior stood bowstring taut. Joyce thought of the pain he must endure. She couldn’t aim the hose at him. “Move!” van Rijn barked. She did. Terrestrial atmosphere gushed forth.

  The warrior yowled and stumbled back. He rubbed his nose and streaming eyes. For a minute he wobbled around, before he collapsed into the arms of a follower. Joyce refitted the valve as van Rijn chortled, “I knew it. Too hot, too much oxygen, and especial the water vapor. It makes Throrans sick, so I thought sure it would do the same for these chaps. Tell them he will get well in a little while.”

  Joyce gave the reassurance. Nyaronga shook himself and said, “I have heard tales about this. Why must you show that poor fool what was known, that you breathe poison?”

  “To prove we is just as tough as you, only more so, in a different way,” van Rjin answered through Joyce. “We can whip you to your kennels like small dogs if we choose.”

  That remark brought a yell. Sharpened stone flashed aloft. Nyaronga raised his arms for silence. It came, in a mutter and grumble and a deep sigh out of the females watching from darkness. The old chief said with bleak pride, “We know you command weapons we do not. This means you have arts we lack, which has never been denied. It does not mean you are stronger. A t’Kelan is not stronger than a bambalo simply because he has a bow to kill it from afar. We are a hunter folk and you are not, whatever your weapons.”

  “Tell him,” van Rijn said, “that I will fight their most powerful man barehanded. Since I must wear this suit that protects from his bite, he can use armaments. They will go through fabricord, so it is fair, nie?”

  “He’ll kill you,” Joyce protested.

  “If so,” van Rijn leered, “I die for the most beautifullest lady on this planet.” His voice dropped. “Maybe then you is sorry you was not more kind to a nice old man when you could be.”

  “I won’t!”

  “You will, by damn!” He seized her wrist so strongly that she winced. “I know what I am making.”

  Numbly, she conveyed the challenge. Van Rijn drew his blaster and threw it at Nyaronga’s feet. “If I lose, the winner can keep this,” he said.

  That fetched them. A dozen wild young males leaped forth, shouting, into the firelight. Nyaronga roared and cuffed them into order. He glared from one to another and jerked his spear at an individual. “This is my own son Kusalu. Let him defend the honor of pride and clan.”

  The t’Kelan was overtopped by van Rijn, but was almost as broad. Muscles moved snakish under his fur. His fangs glistened as he slid forward, tomahawk in his right hand, iron dagger in left. The other males fanned out, making a wide circle of eyes and poised weapons. Uulobu drew Joyce aside. His grasp trembled on her arm. “Could I but fight him myself,” he whispered.

  Van Rijn turned, ponderous as a planet, while Kusalu glided about. His arms hung apelike from hunched shoulders. The fires tinged his crude features where they jutted within the helmet. “Nyaaah,” he said.

  Kusalu cursed and threw the tomahawk with splintering force. Van Rijn’s left hand moved at an impossible speed. He caught the weapon in midair and threw himself backward. The thong tautened. Kusalu went forward on his face. Van Rijn plunged to the attack.

  Kusalu rolled over and bounced to his feet in time. His blade flashed. Van Rijn blocked it with his right wrist. The Earthman’s left hand took a hitch in the thong and yanked again. Kusalu went to one knee. Van Rijn twisted that arm around behind his back. Every t’Kelan screamed.

  Kusalu slashed the thong across. Spitting, he leaped erect again and pounced. Van Rijn gave him an expert kick in the belly, withdrawing the foot before it could be seized. Kusalu lurched. Van Rijn closed in with a karate chop to the side of the neck.

  Kusalu staggered but remained up. Van Rijn barely ducked the rip of his knife. He retreated. Kusalu stood a moment regaining his wind. Then he moved in one blur.

  Things happened. Kusalu was grabbed as he charged and sent flailing over van Rijn’s shoulder. He hit ground with a thump. Van Rijn waited. Kusalu still had the dagger. He rose and stalked near. Blood ran from his nostril.

  “Là ci darem la mano,” sang van Rijn. As Kusalu prepared to smite, the Earthman got a grip on his right arm, whirled him around and pinned him.

  Kusalu squalled. Van Rijn ground a knee in his back. “You say uncle?” he panted.

 
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