The author t j blake, p.2
The-Author T. J. Blake,
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landing, which is a long corridor with a
window at the end. It looks out onto the
garden and woodland behind. There are two
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doors to my left and one to my right. The first
door is a toilet. The door on the right opens
onto a bedroom. As I look in, there’s a single
bed with toys scattered across the floor. I shut
the door and look to the last bedroom.
This is the biggest bedroom. It has a double
bed but the wallpaper could definitely benefit
from a change from its wet tea bag look to
something a bit more appealing. The big
window looks out onto the back garden and
the trees.
I turn my back to the bed, face the window,
stretch out my arms like I’m Jesus Christ, and
fall backwards onto the bed. It’s nice and
spongy. I like this bed; I’ll definitely be
sleeping here.
I head back downstairs to pick up my
rucksack and begin to unpack.
As I reach my new bedroom, I lose the
willingness to unpack, so instead I just throw
the rucksack on the bed and leave, feeling like
a lazy teenager.
I go to the kitchen and place my mug next to
the kettle. I pull the keys out from my pocket
and unlock the back door to go into the
garden. I step outside into the fine English
summer and look at the grass. To the right is a
brown shed matching the fences, I can smell
paint carried on the light breeze. The wooden
fences border the garden; the end of the
garden is wire fencing with a wooden gate half
way along the fence. I walk right to the end of
the garden and look back to the house; it
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looks just as good here as it does at the front.
Simon has done a good job.
I go around to the front of the house. It’s so
quiet here, the only noise being the occasional
muffled park sounds. I look at the
neighbours’ homes again, Simon’s home, then
to the neglected house at the dead-end and
then to the houses that are identical to mine.
As I stare, the realisation sinks in that the
most activity in this cul-de-sac are my eyes,
moving around, until Simon’s front door
swings open. Out steps a woman with golden
curls bouncing as she jogs toward me. She has
a good physique; her tight crop-top shows her
slender shoulders. She crosses the road and
runs up my gravel path.
Out of breath, she says: “Hi there. I’m
Sandra, Simon’s wife, nice to meet you.”
“Hi, I’m Ryan Milligan,”
“Yeah, I know who you are. Simon didn’t
realise that you’re an author. We’ve both read
some of your novels, they’re always very
good.”
“Why, thank you very much.” She seems very
nice, Simon is lucky to have her; she’s not just
a pretty face.
“I was wondering, would you like to come
round tonight for dinner, or maybe
tomorrow? I understand if you don’t want to,
but it would be great to get to know you, we
are neighbours now after all”
Dinner already? These two are either really friendly
or just creepy stalkers. “Dinner would be great,” I
reply.
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“Oh, brilliant, I’ll tell Simon the good news.
What do you like, anything in particular?”
“I’m not fussy, Mrs Cann, What were you
thinking of cooking?”
“Oh please, call me Sandra. Actually, it’s
Sandy, call me Sandy.”
“Okay, Sandy.” She is either a big fan or a suck
up.
“Well, I was thinking some pasta? Do you
like pasta?”
“Yeah, sure do.”
“Brilliant, Bolognese good for you?”
“Bolognese would be lovely.”
“Great, well I’ll leave you to do whatever
you’re doing. When do you want dinner,
tonight?”
“Whenever suits you two, I’m free tonight
and tomorrow.”
“Tonight would be best.”
“Okay sure. See you both tonight.”
“Great, see you later.” She turns and runs
down the slope and across the road. She
pauses on the grass outside her house and
tracks to her right to walk up the drive and to
her front door.
She seems really nice; they both seem like a
happy and kind couple. They will definitely be
a good pair to get friendly with. I’ll be able to
rely on them, if need be.
I walk back into the house and pick my
laptop off the floor. I then go into the
kitchen, unzip the bag and take out the laptop
and its charger. I find a plug socket under the
table where I plug in my laptop to charge it.
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I’ll take a quick look at the news, my emails
and my author blog and then get ready for
tonight.
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The Cann's
With spam emails and no interesting news, I
close my laptop and go upstairs to find
something to wear tonight.
I pause in the doorway of my room and look
at my rucksack on the bed. With a sigh, I walk
toward the bed, but bypass the rucksack.
I stand at the window, staring into the
garden. This seems like a familiar occurrence,
looking out on this view; the grass, the
fencing, the trees.
Sighing once again, I go back to the bed and
unzip the rucksack. I pull out my collection of
white, grey, and black shirts, along with my
black, red, and blue ties and my black
trousers. I place all the clothing on the bed
and look to the wardrobe. I open it to find
some plastic hangers and begin to hang my
shirts up in the wardrobe.
After the exhausting job of unpacking, I
come to the conclusion that I will wear the
clothes I have had on today. Luckily, I have a
white shirt and black trousers on, so at least I
look half decent.
I go to the chest of drawers opposite my bed
and pick up my Calvin Klein aftershave. I
squirt my neck and my fingertips. As I slap
my face with my fingertips, my face stings a
little, thanks to my shave this morning.
I find the three bottles of whiskey I packed
at the bottom of my rucksack.
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“Least I’ll be able to sleep tonight.” I say out
loud.
I pick one of the bottles up and look at the
packaging. I hope Simon and Sandra like Jack
Daniels.
As I walk downstairs, in the open hallway,
there’s a mirror hanging on the wall to the
right of the door. I’ve been so distracted that I
haven’t even noticed the mirror until now.
I stand in front of the mirror, alter my collar
and pull my shirt down, tucking it further into
my trousers.
I pull a false smile and mouth a ‘hello’
followed by a ‘how are you’. I stop smiling
and stare at my neutral expression. I lean in
toward my face and tilt my head.
“More wrinkles, more grey.” I sigh and place
my hands on my stomach. “And a beer belly,
God I’m getting old.”
I stare at my combed-over fringe and see a
streak of grey; I use my fingertips in an
attempt to cover the strays. I strum my
fringe like I’m playing a guitar sideways; the
grey strands gradually become camouflaged
within my dark brown hair.
I turn away from the mirror and open the
front door. As I do, the chilled night breeze
slithers under my shirt and caresses my skin. I
step out of the house into the cold night air
and lock the front door.
The cul-de-sac looks as peaceful as it did
during the day. Not like I was expecting it to
become a ghetto during the night or anything.
Ha.
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I walk down the path of my drive and stand
on the pavement. I check left and right for
cars, and begin to cross the road.
Suddenly, there’s a loud banging sound
coming from my left. What the hell’s that? I
pause in the middle of the road and look to
the grubby house at the end of the road. I
can just about make out a dark figure using a
slab of wood to hit, what sounds like,
something metal. He stops and turns around
to meet my curiosity with a glare. He tosses
the piece of wood aggressively onto the road,
which makes a sharp, hollow sound that
echoes around the cul-de-sac.
I stare at the man. He wears a long green and
black patchy jacket, which hangs shapelessly
above his black, moss-encrusted boots. His
face and head are smothered by a grey beard
and long, greasy grey hair. His beady eyes look
me up and down. His tiny claw-like hands
clench. He walks away from his house
towards me and stands on the pavement. He
doesn’t blink or take his eyes away from mine
for a second.
Limping back to his house, he slants from
left to right checking over his shoulder as he
unlocks the door. He opens the door, steps
into his house and stands in the doorway,
staring back at me for a moment and slams
the door shut.
“What the…” I say out loud.
I feel uneasy as I walk towards the Cann’s
home, still looking at the odd house on the
street. I see the curtains twitch. I pause again,
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straining my eyes to see the grubby house. I
stand on the pavement outside the Cann’s
home, and continue to stare. The curtain
twitches again, and the front door slowly
opens. It stops opening and the feeling of
someone watching me makes the hair on my
neck stand.
All of a sudden, a fox runs out and the front
door slams shut and makes me jump.
I begin to take cautious steps in the direction
of the house.
“Hey, Ryan!” comes a shout from the Cann’s,
making me turn quickly.
“Simon,” I say, relieved.
“Hello. Come on in. What you staring it?”
“Oh, I saw a fox.”
I walk up the drive and tread on the corner of
the lawn. Simon looks in horror as my shoe
flicks some dirt onto the path to his house.
Simon comes away from the doorway to
shake my hand.
“You know how to make me jump don’t
you?” I say jokingly.
“Sorry for startling you again, buddy.”
Simon keeps a hold of my hand while leaning
to flick the dirt back onto the lawn.
“Go right in Ryan, make yourself at home.”
I walk into the house, still holding my bottle
of Jack Daniels. The house has a different
layout to any other house I’ve seen. I see the
kitchen to my right. Four poles stand out to
me; they come out from the ground and reach
to the ceiling. They’re positioned around the
kitchen and throughout the whole lower floor.
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There are no walls separating the rooms, just
the pillars. I assume they must be where the
walls used to be.
Next to the kitchen is the dining room, it’s
linked with the sitting room to complete this
lower floor. The spiral staircase reaches up
through the ceiling in the middle of the room.
Sandra is lighting a candle in the middle of
the table, which has three plates and three sets
of cutlery.
She wears a black dress, the hem floats just
above her knees. Her hair is straight and has a
golden glow to it. She turns around and smiles
as she sees me.
“Hello Ryan,” she says as she walks up to me,
wrapping her arms around me. “It’s lovely to
see you, hope you like my cooking tonight.”
“I’m sure I will, Sandy, don’t worry about
that. Thank you for inviting me round for
tonight.”
“That’s no problem at all. Si and I wanted to
meet you and get to know you. You seem like
a lovely guy.”
“Thank you.”
Simon walks in from outside and shuts the
door.
“Ryan, do you want a drink?”
“Yes, please. Oh that reminds me, I have
some whiskey here. I know it’s not the normal
bottle to bring round as a gift to the hosts but
that’s all I had, hope you both like JD.”
Simon and Sandra both laugh.
“That’s very kind, I like whiskey. We’ll have
to crack it open later on.” Simon says.
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“I like whiskey too, but only with Coke. Diet
Coke of course.” Sandra laughs.
“We have wine, Champagne and whiskey,
what do you fancy?” Simon says.
“Oh err.”
“Sit down buddy.” Simon interrupts me and
walks into the kitchen.
I walk to the neatly presented table and ask:
“So where do you want me?”
“Sit wherever Ryan. What do you want to
drink?” Sandra asks.
“I’ll just have what you two are having
thanks.”
“Okay, bear with me; I have to go dish up.
There’s wine on the table if you want it, just
help yourself, it’s been opened.”
Sandra walks into the kitchen and I help
myself to wine. They can’t be used to having
guests round; they seem a bit nervous. Sandra
looks nice, though. Simon is dressed the same
as me so that’s reassuring.
He walks back into the room holding two
glasses of whiskey with ice cubes in each glass.
“I got us boys some whiskey. Down that wine
Ryan, we’ll stick to the whiskey, shall we?”
“Yeah sure.” I knock my head back and gulp
the wine. I put the glass aside and Simon
places a glass of whiskey in front of me.
“Good lad. I just find wine bitter sometimes.
It doesn’t beat whiskey on the rocks.”
“I know what you mean there,” I say.
“The house you were staring at earlier, you
met the guy or seen him yet?” Simon says.
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“No, I haven’t met him yet but I did see him.
Funny looking chap. Scruffy, a bit like a
tramp.”
“Yeah that’s him. He’s not all there I don’t
think. We moved to Mulberry Lane about
twenty years ago and he’s been here as long as
we have. When we came to see the house, his
house wasn’t so grubby, but he did come out
to see us. Spoke about Mulberry Lane and
how much it’s changed. He seemed a nice
guy, just a little odd and over-friendly. He’s a
curtain-twitcher, always looking out, watching
people.”
“That’s not such a bad thing, though.”
“Well yeah, that’s true.” Simon takes a sip
from his glass and gasps and licks his lips.
“Tastes good. He had some trouble with
some kids before. He ended up punching one
of them. There were three kids, they were
shouting and throwing stuff at his house. He
came charging out and took them all on. They
never came back and the police got involved.
Did feel sorry for the guy.”
“Has he always been alone?”
“Yeah, since we’ve been here, he’s lived on
his own. Never seen anyone come visit.”
“Poor guy,” I say sympathetically.
“Yeah, he did tell me that his wife died and
then he lost his son; I didn’t dare ask how. He
seemed emotional about the subject.”
“Here we are,” Sandra says as she enters the
room holding two plates.
She puts a plate in front of me and one in
front of Simon.
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“Eat up boys. I’ll be back in a second.”
“Thanks Sandy,” I say.
Simon begins to eat straight away, but I wait
for Sandra.
After a minute or so she walks in holding her
plate, smiling. She sits down and picks up her
cutlery.
“How is it Si?” Sandra asks Simon.
“It’s real good,” he replies.
“How about you, Ryan?”
“Oh it tastes great, thank you” I say.
Even though I haven’t started eating it yet, I
can tell that it will taste good just looking at
the deep red sauce and the big homemade
meatballs. I take my first mouthful of
spaghetti.
“It’s so delicious, Sandy.” I say.
“Oh thank you, I’m so relieved you like it.”
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