The stainless steel rat.., p.191

  The Stainless Steel Rat Collection, p.191

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  “Now you’re gonna he dead,” he said. I felt no desire to join in the conversation. I watched his beady and nasty little eyes, waiting for him to attack.

  He did-but fell forward as the man at the table behind him stuck out his foot and tripped him. I made the most of it, bringing my knee up to meet his face as he went down. He screamed hoarsely and dropped the rock. I grabbed it up with my good hand, ready to slam it into his skull.

  “If you kill him, or maim him so he can’t work, Buboe will kill you,” the man said. He of the tripping toe. I dropped the rock and satisfied myself with a quick kick in the thug’s ribs and a punch in his neural ganglion that would keep him quiet for some time.

  “Thanks,” I said. “I owe you one.”

  He was thin and wiry, with black hair and even blacker grease on his hands. I kneaded my sore right arm with my hand as it tingled back to life.

  “My name is Berkk,” he said.

  “Jim.”

  “Can you operate an arcwelder?”

  “I’m an expert”

  “I thought you might be. I have been watching you since you came here. You know how to take care of yourself. Let’s go see Buboe.”

  Our brutal keeper had a room of his own, absolute luxury in this place. And a heating coil as well. When we found him he was stirring an unappealing orange mass in a battered pot. But it smelled all right and would surely be better than the slop we were fed.

  “What you want?” He scowled at us. Probably found the effort to speak coherently a tiring one.

  “I need help putting that Model Ninety-one back together. The one that fell off the rock face.”

  “Why help?”

  “Because I say so, that’s why. It’s a two man job. Jim here can work a welder.”

  He stopped stirring and looked at us suspiciously, his bulging red eyes moving from Berkk’s face to mine. It took some time; obviously coherent thought was as alien to him as articulate speech. In the end he grunted and went back to stirring his meal. Berkk turned to leave and I followed him out.

  “Would you care to translate?” I asked.

  “You’ll work with me in the repair shop for awhile.”

  “All that from a grunt?”

  “Sure. If he had said no that would have ended it.”

  “I want to thank you …”

  “Don’t. It’s heavy and dirty work. Let’s go.”

  He lifted a grease-stained finger to rub his nose-and it touched his pursed lips for a second.

  He wanted silence, he got silence. There was more here than met the eye-and I felt the first spurt of hope since I had arrived in this terrible place.

  We went down the corridor beyond Buboe’s lair to a large, locked door. Berkk obviously didn’t have the key, because he sat down with his back to the wall. I joined him and we waited some time in silence until Buboe finally appeared, still chewing some last gristly bit of his meal. He unlocked the door, let us in sealed it again behind us.

  “Let’s get started,” Berkk said. “I hope you meant it about the arcwelder.”

  “I can work that and every kind of machine tool, repair printed circuits, anything. If it’s broken I can fix it.”

  “We’ll find out.”

  The wrecked Model 91 had its side Stove in, in addition to

  a broken axle. I cutout the crumpled area while Berkk levered

  a steel plate onto a dolly and rolled it over. We used a chain

  hoist to lift it. Without any robots to help it was hard work.

  “We can talk here,” he said as he hammered the plate into position. “I’ve been watching you. You don’t act as stupid as the muscular morons here.”

  “Nor do you.”

  He smiled wryly. “Would you believe it-I volunteered. Everyone else here got drunk or hit in the head or something. Then woke up in this place. Not me, no. I answered an ad in the net for an experienced machinist. Incredible salary. Looked really great. I went to this lab, met a Professor Slakey. Blackout-and I woke up here.”

  “Where is here?”

  “I haven’t the slightest idea. Do you know?”

  “Some. I know Slakey and I know that you can get here from Heaven. No, don’t look at me like that, let me explain. I was thrown into a room and ended up in a different one. In a different universe I am sure. The same thing must have happened to you when you came here.”

  While we repaired the machine I filled him in on Slakey’s operations. It all must have sounded really far out, but he had no choice other than to believe it. When the repairs were done we took a break and he produced a jar filled with a very ominous-looking liquid.

  “I got some raw krenoj from the kitchen, I go there to keep the inaclthies running. Took scrapings from some of the vegetables and managed to isolate a decent strain of yeast. Fermented the krenoj, terrible! Alcoholic all right but undrinkable. Rut, some plastic tubing-“

  “The worm! Heat source, evaporated, cooled and condensed, distilled and now waiting our attention.” I swirled the liquid happily in the flask.

  “Be warned. There’s alcohol in there all right. But the taste-“

  “Let me be the judge,” I said rashly. Raised and drank, lowered the flask and retched dryly. “I think.” I gasped, and my voice was so harsh my words were almost indistinguishable. “I think that that is the foulest thing I have ever drunk in a lifetime of drinking foul beverages.”

  “Thank you. Now if you will pass it over.”

  It did not get any better with more drinking. But at least the ethyl alcohol began to take effect, which possibly made the entire exercise worthwhile.

  “I can put some of the pieces together,” he said, then wiped his finger across the coating on his teeth that the drink had -deposited. “We had a guy here once, very briefly, with a big mouth. Said that he had helped repair the rollers in a pulverizing mill someplace. He thought that they were grinding up our rock.”

  “Did he say why?”

  “No-and he was gone next day. He talked too much. That’s why we have to be careful. I don’t know who or what is listening-“

  “I know who. Slakey in one of his manifestations. He has this rock dug out here, then it is sent somewhere. Then it is ground up; then sent to the women who sort it and take some thing out of it.”

  “What?”

  “I don’t know what-except that it is terribly expensive. In money and in human lives.”

  “I’m sure of it. And we won’t find the answer here. I want out of this place and I need help.”

  What music to my ears! I seized his hand and pummeled him on the back with joy. “You have a plan?”

  “An idea. I don’t think we can get out the way we came in. Through that barred room.” I nodded agreement.

  “That is undoubtedly a dimensional doorway operated by Slakey himself. But what other way is there to go? I have looked carefully and could not see any way to climb out of this valley. And even if we did-where would we go? This might be a barren planet at the end of the universe.”

  “I agree completely. Which leaves only the other way. Think for yourself-“

  “Of course. The broken rock goes into the pit. We go with it and are crushed to death, right?”

  “Wrong. I have been working on this for a long, long time. But I needed someone to help me-“

  “I’m your man,” I said. Slightly blurrily

  “Back to work,” he said, climbing swayingly to his feet. “Gotta finish repairs first.”

  Work had a sobering effect and no more was said that day.

  An electric bell summoned Buboe who opened the large locked door that opened to the outside. I shivered and stamped my feet while Berkk drove the Model 91 out and parked it there. The door was sealed again and Buboe unlocked the other door that led us back to our quarters. And searched us ruthlessly before letting us out.

  There was a backlog of repairs needed on the machines and we had plenty to do. Slowly. I would be back as a driver as soon as the job was complete. And Berkk never spoke again about his plan. I did not want to ask, figuring that it was his idea and he would know when the time was right. Life was work and sleep, work and sleep-with loathsome meals ingested briefly between. Berkk remained silent until the day when we were finishing the job of replacing a wheel on a bucketbil. We lay side by side beneath the thing, one holding, one hammering.

  “This is the last repair you are going to do,” he said. “Buboe says he is shorthanded and wants you back on the digging. I’ve been putting this off but we can’t put it off anymore. You ready to go?” he asked. I did not ask where.

  “Yes. When?”

  “Now.” He turned to look at me and I saw that his face was suddenly grim. “Have you ever killed a man?” he asked.

  “Why? Is it important?”

  “Very. If we are to go, then Buboe will have to be disarmed, maybe killed. I’m not much of a fighter-“

  “I am. I’ll take care of him. And hopefully not kill him. Then what?”

  “Then these. We must get them into this bucketbil and out of here without being seen.”

  He kicked a tarpaulin aside, let the worklight play over them for an instant, then covered them again.

  They were two frames made of rebar. They were shaped like coffins and were the same size as coffins. The finger-thick lengths of reinforcing bar were closely, placed and crossed at right angles, then had been welded into place to form the cages. One side of each cage was hinged so it could be opened. Open this and crawl in. Close and turn the latch. Then-what he planned was obvious.

  “Is this the only way?” I asked.

  “Do you know of another?”

  “It’s suicide.”

  “It’s certain death here if we don’t try.”

  “We go into the hopper with the crushed rock, then through to-somewhere,”

  I took a deep breath, then let it out in a long, slow sigh.

  “Let’s do it,” I finally said. “The quicker the better because I don’t want to have time to think about it, or estimate our chances to get Out alive instead of being pulverized.”

  CHAPTER 19

  THIS WAS THE LAST BUCKETBIL in need of repair. We stretched the work out as long as we dared. Knowing that when it went back to work-so would I. In the rockpit. Before that happened we had to make our break together. One man could not do it alone.

  All our preparations for escape had been made long since. It was just the idea of getting crushed along with the rest of the rocks that had been holding us back. I ran the file over the protruding bolthead. Stepped back to admire my work-then threw the tool onto the ground.

  “Let’s do it-and quick.”

  Berkk hesitated a moment, then nodded grim agreement. I dug into the scrap pile and found the cosh that I had made. I pulled its strap onto my wrist and slipped the thing up my sleeve. It was just a plastic tube filled with ball bearings but would surely do the job.

  Berkk looked at me and I gave him what I hoped was a reassuring smile and a thumbs-up. He wheeled about and stabbed the button that would summon our keeper.

  Who was very slow about arriving. Undoubtedly involved in some other sordid task. Minutes slipped by and I saw the beads of perspiration form on Berkk’s forehead-even though the workshop was chill.

  “Press it again,” I said. “Maybe he didn’t hear it the first time.”

  Again. And a third time. I slammed the cosh against my palm, testing it. Behind me the door rattled open and I just had time to get it back up my sleeve again as Buboe appeared.

  “What you ring so much for?”

  “Finished,” Berkk said, slapping the metal flank of the bucketbil.

  “Take out,” Buboe said, turning his key in the lock. Cold wind blew in and he turned to glare at me. “You out of here. Go work.” He continued to stare at me, his back to the bucketbil, slapping the bioclast against his trouser leg.

  “Sure, whatever you say.” I smiled insincerely instead of screaming.

  This was not going right. He was supposed to be looking at Berkk so I could work my will upon him without getting a bioclast blast at full power. Behind him I could see Berkk climbing up the ladder and dropping into the control seat. The motor hammered and burst into life. And our captor still stared at me.

  And stepped forward.

  “Out, go,” he commanded. Lifting the bioclast towards me.

  The bucketbil’s engine idled roughly and died.

  “Something’s very wrong here,” Berkk called out, staring down in horror.

  We stayed that way as long seconds ticked by. The bioclast waving before me, the brute’s eyes fixed on mine, Berkk clutching the steering wheel not knowing what else to do.

  Luckily our thuggish warder’s brain was incapable of entertaining two thoughts at one time. When the meaning of Berkk’s words finally penetrated, he turned around.

  “What happen?”

  “This,” I said, released from frightened paralysis, taking a single step forward. The cosh dropped into my hand, I swung-and he dropped heavily to the ground. I raised the cosh again but he lay, unmoving. Not stirring even when I pried the weapon from his grip.

  “Let’s do it!” I shouted, pulling the tarpaulin from off our horde.

  Berkk lifted the first rebar cage and heaved it up into the bucket. I used the prepared lengths of wire to bind the unconscious man, ankles and wrists, then wired his legs and arms one to the other. He could untwist the wire when he came around, but it would take time. While we, hopefully, would be long gone. I tied the gag into his mouth and dragged him back just as Berkk was heaving up the second cage. I pulled the tarp over the bound man and straightened up. Berkk had the big outer door partly open, held it that way as I clambered up the side of the machine and dropped into the bucket.

  “Anyone out there?” I asked as he got into the driver’s seat.

  “No machines, no one in sight.” He started the engine again and I could see his hands trembling.

  “Slowly now, take your time. A deep breath, that’s it. Now-go! And don’t forget that you have to close the door once we’re outside!”

  The way he had revved the engine told me that he had forgotten the next step, driven now by panic and not intelligence. But having been reminded, he now did just as we had planned. Drove out through the door and stopped. Kicked the thing out of gear and locked the brakes. Climbed slowly to the ground and closed the workshop door. “Locked,” he said as he climbed back up again.

  As we drove into the darkness, I pulled myself up so I could look over the lip of the bucket. Lights and trundling machines were working in the open pit ahead.

  “Did you… did you kill him?” Berkk asked.

  “Far from it, skull like rock. He’ll have a headache-“

  “And we’ll be gone. There’s a bucketbil dumping right now.”

  “Only one?”

  “Yes.”

  “Go slower, take the long way. Don’t get there until it’s gone.”

  We slowed and rumbled on; I ducked back down as headlights washed over us. Moments later we stopped. The engine died but the headlights stayed on, illuminating the black bulk of the hopper.

  “Let’s go!” he shouted and jumped to the ground.

  I realized I was still holding the bioclast. I threw it far out into the hopper and it vanished from sight. Then I heaved the first cage up and over the side onto the ground, bent and dragged up the other one. It followed the first and I went right after it.

  We had planned this, step by step. And as long as we kept moving we did not have to think about what the last and final step was going to be. Berkk had clambered up onto the wide lip of the hopper, turned and reached down and grabbed the first cage when I pushed it up to him. Then the other. Only when I had climbed up beside him did I see that he was shaking from head to toe.

  “Can’t-do it!” He gasped, sat down and put his arms over his head. Beyond him I saw the sudden flare of approaching headlights.

  “Too late to go back!” I shouted as I scrabbled at the steel frame and pulled the door open. “Get in!”

  “No ..,” He pulled back. I balled a fist and hit him on the jaw. Not enough to knock him unconscious-I hoped!-but enough to addle his thoughts.

  It worked. I hauled his limp body into the cage and was dosing the sealing hasp when he began screaming and tearing at me through the bars.

  “Keep your hands inside!” I shouted as I kicked the cage off the ledge. It rattled down into the hopper and vanished from sight.

  Now-could I do that to myself?

  “Good enough for him, Jim. It better be good enough for you”

  Easy enough to say; harder to do. I opened the hinged side and looked down into the cage. It was like looking into a rebar coffin.

  I don’t know how long I stood like that, unable to move, unable to commit myself to the destiny I had so easily tipped my partner into.

  Headlights washed over me. “Bowb!” I grimaced between grated teeth. Dropped down, crawled in, locked the gate. Took a very deep breath. Reached through the bars to grab the edge. Pulled myself over. Dropped into darkness.

  As we go through life we should learn from experience. Some of us never do. I have done a number of foolhardy and very dangerous things in my lifetime. One would think that I would have learned by experience. I never have. I cursed loudly as my cage banged and clattered down the wall, held tight to the inside handles.

  The banging stopped and I was in free fall. I clung tight, bent my knees and braced my feet against the bars-and waited for the inevitable impact. There was the twisting interuniversely feeling and a red glow appeared suddenly below, grew brighter. I was falling into a furnace!

  Panic possessed me. My heart began to beat like a triphammer and I knew this was the end. A mound of blackness suddenly slammed into the cage with almost deadly impact.

  There would have been no almost with that deadly if the broken rock had not heaped itself into a conical pile.

  Pain burst hard upon my body as the cage hit the piled rock at an angle, bounced and slithered down. More pain in my side as a rock point stabbed in between the bars. Clattering and banging, sliding, finally thudding to a stop. -

 
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