The two noble kinsmen, p.20
The Two Noble Kinsmen,
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Pirithous,
Lead on the bride; get you and pray the gods
For success and return; omit not anything
210 In the pretended celebration. – Queens,
Follow your soldier. [to Officer]
As before – hence, you,
And at the banks of Aulis meet us with
The forces you can raise, where we shall find
The moiety of a number for a business
More bigger-looked. [Exit Officer.]
215 [to Hippolyta] Since that our theme is haste,
I stamp this kiss upon thy current lip;
Sweet, keep it as my token. Set you forward,
For I will see you gone.
[Procession moves towards the temple.]
– Farewell, my beauteous sister. – Pirithous,
Keep the feast full; bate not an hour on’t.
220 PIRITHOUS Sir,
I’ll follow you at heels; the feast’s solemnity
Shall want till your return.
THESEUS Cousin, I charge you,
Budge not from Athens. We shall be returning
Ere you can end this feast, of which I pray you
225 Make no abatement. Once more, farewell all.
[Exeunt all except Theseus and Queens.]
1 QUEEN
Thus dost thou still make good the tongue o’th’ world –
2 QUEEN
And earn’st a deity equal with Mars –
3 QUEEN
If not above him, for
Thou, being but mortal, mak’st affections bend
230 To godlike honours; they themselves, some say,
Groan under such a mast’ry.
THESEUS As we are men,
Thus should we do; being sensually subdued,
We lose our human title. Good cheer, ladies:
Now turn we towards your comforts. Flourish. Exeunt.
[1.2] Enter PALAMON and ARCITE.
ARCITE
Dear Palamon, dearer in love than blood
And our prime cousin: yet unhardened in
The crimes of nature, let us leave the city
Thebes and the temptings in’t, before we further
5 Sully our gloss of youth
And here to keep in abstinence we shame
As in incontinence; for not to swim
I’th’ aid o’th’ current, were almost to sink,
At least to frustrate striving, and to follow
10 The common stream, ’twould bring us to an eddy
Where we should turn or drown; if labour through,
Our gain but life and weakness.
PALAMON Your advice
Is cried up with example. What strange ruins,
Since first we went to school, may we perceive
15 Walking in Thebes! Scars and bare weeds
The gain o’th’ martialist, who did propound
To his bold ends honour and golden ingots,
Which, though he won, he had not – and now flurted
By Peace for whom he fought! Who then shall offer
20 To Mars’s so scorned altar? I do bleed
When such I meet and wish great Juno would
Resume her ancient fit of jealousy
To get the soldier work, that Peace might purge
For her repletion and retain anew
25 Her charitable heart, now hard and harsher
Than strife or war could be.
ARCITE Are you not out?
Meet you no ruin but the soldier in
The cranks and turns of Thebes? You did begin
As if you met decays of many kinds.
30 Perceive you none that do arouse your pity
But th’unconsidered soldier?
PALAMON Yes, I pity
Decays where’er I find them, but such most
That, sweating in an honourable toil,
Are paid with ice to cool ’em.
ARCITE ’Tis not this
35 I did begin to speak of. This is virtue
Of no respect in Thebes. I spake of Thebes –
How dangerous, if we will keep our honours,
It is for our residing, where every evil
Hath a good colour; where every seeming good’s
40 A certain evil; where not to be e’en jump
As they are here were to be strangers, and,
Such things to be, mere monsters.
PALAMON ’Tis in our power,
Unless we fear that apes can tutor’s, to
Be masters of our manners. What need I
45 Affect another’s gait, which is not catching
Where there is faith, or to be fond upon
Another’s way of speech when by mine own
I may be reasonably conceived, saved too,
Speaking it truly? Why am I bound
50 By any generous bond to follow him
Follows his tailor, haply so long until
The followed make pursuit? Or let me know
Why mine own barber is unblessed, with him
My poor chin too, for ’tis not scissored just
55 To such a favourite’s glass? What canon is there
That does command my rapier from my hip
To dangle’t in my hand, or to go tiptoe
Before the street be foul? Either I am
The fore-horse in the team or I am none
60 That draw i’th’ sequent trace. These poor slight sores
Need not a plantain; that which rips my bosom
Almost to th’ heart’s –
ARCITE Our uncle Creon.
PALAMON He.
A most unbounded tyrant, whose successes
Makes heaven unfeared and villainy assured
65 Beyond its power there’s nothing; almost puts
Faith in a fever and deifies alone
Voluble Chance; who only attributes
The faculties of other instruments
To his own nerves and act; commands men service
70 And what they win in’t, boot and glory; one
That fears not to do harm; good, dares not. Let
The blood of mine that’s sib to him be sucked
From me with leeches, let them break and fall
Off me with that corruption.
ARCITE Clear-spirited cousin,
75 Let’s leave his court, that we may nothing share
Of his loud infamy; for our milk
Will relish of the pasture and we must
Be vile or disobedient: not his kinsmen
In blood unless in quality.
PALAMON Nothing truer:
80 I think the echoes of his shames have deafed
The ears of heavenly Justice. Widows’ cries
Descend again into their throats and have not
Due audience of the gods.
Enter VALERIUS.
Valerius!
VALERIUS
The king calls for you; yet be leaden-footed
85 Till his great rage be off him. Phoebus, when
He broke his whipstock and exclaimed against
The horses of the sun, but whispered to
The loudness of his fury.
PALAMON Small winds shake him.
But what’s the matter?
VALERIUS
90 Theseus, who, where he threats, appals, hath sent
Deadly defiance to him and pronounces
Ruin to Thebes, who is at hand to seal
The promise of his wrath.
ARCITE Let him approach.
But that we fear the gods in him, he brings not
95 A jot of terror to us. Yet what man
Thirds his own worth (the case is each of ours)
When that his action’s dregged with mind assured
’Tis bad he goes about?
PALAMON Leave that unreasoned.
Our services stand now for Thebes, not Creon.
100 Yet to be neutral to him were dishonour,
Rebellious to oppose; therefore we must
With him stand to the mercy of our fate,
Who hath bounded our last minute.
ARCITE So we must.
[to Valerius] Is’t said this war’s afoot, or, it shall be,
On fail of some condition?
105 VALERIUS ’Tis in motion.
The intelligence of state came in the instant
With the defier.
PALAMON Let’s to the king – who, were he
A quarter-carrier of that honour which
His enemy come in, the blood we venture
110 Should be as for our health, which were not spent,
Rather laid out for purchase; but, alas,
Our hands advanced before our hearts, what will
The fall o’th’ stroke do damage?
ARCITE Let th’event,
That never-erring arbitrator, tell us
115 When we know all ourselves – and let us follow
The becking of our chance. Exeunt.
[1.3] Enter PIRITHOUS, HIPPOLYTA and EMILIA.
PIRITHOUS
No further.
HIPPOLYTA Sir, farewell; repeat my wishes
To our great lord, of whose success I dare not
Make any timorous question; yet I wish him
Excess and overflow of power, an’t might be
5 To dure ill-dealing fortune. Speed to him!
Store never hurts good governors.
PIRITHOUS Though I know
His ocean needs not my poor drops, yet they
Must yield their tribute there. [to Emilia]
My precious maid,
Those best affections that the heavens infuse
10 In their best-tempered pieces keep enthroned
In your dear heart.
EMILIA Thanks, sir. Remember me
To our all-royal brother, for whose speed
The great Bellona I’ll solicit; and,
Since in our terrene state petitions are not
15 Without gifts understood, I’ll offer to her
What I shall be advised she likes. Our hearts
Are in his army, in his tent –
HIPPOLYTA In’s bosom.
We have been soldiers and we cannot weep
When our friends don their helms, or put to sea,
20 Or tell of babes broached on the lance, or women
That have sod their infants in (and after eat them)
The brine they wept at killing ’em. Then, if
You stay to see of us such spinsters, we
Should hold you here forever.
PIRITHOUS Peace be to you
25 As I pursue this war, which shall be then
Beyond further requiring. Exit.
EMILIA How his longing
Follows his friend! Since his depart, his sports,
Though craving seriousness and skill, passed slightly
His careless execution, where nor gain
30 Made him regard or loss consider, but,
Playing one business in his hand, another
Directing in his head, his mind nurse equal
To these so-differing twins. Have you observed him,
Since our great lord departed?
HIPPOLYTA With much labour,
35 And I did love him for’t. They two have cabined
In many as dangerous as poor a corner,
Peril and want contending; they have skiffed
Torrents whose roaring tyranny and power
I’th’ least of these was dreadful; and they have
40 Sought out together where Death’s self was lodged;
Yet fate hath brought them off. Their knot of love,
Tied, weaved, entangled, with so true, so long,
And with a finger of so deep a cunning,
May be outworn, never undone. I think
45 Theseus cannot be umpire to himself,
Cleaving his conscience into twain and doing
Each side like justice, which he loves best.
EMILIA Doubtless,
There is a best and reason has no manners
To say it is not you. I was acquainted
50 Once with a time when I enjoyed a play-fellow.
You were at wars when she the grave enriched,
Who made too proud the bed – took leave o’th’ moon
(Which then looked pale at parting) when our count
Was each eleven.
HIPPOLYTA ’Twas Flavina.
EMILIA Yes.
55 You talk of Pirithous’ and Theseus’ love.
Theirs has more ground, is more maturely seasoned,
More buckled with strong judgement, and their needs
The one of th’other may be said to water
Their intertangled roots of love – but I
60 And she I sigh and spoke of were things innocent,
Loved for we did and like the elements
That know not what nor why, yet do effect
Rare issues by their operance; our souls
Did so to one another. What she liked
65 Was then of me approved; what not, condemned –
No more arraignment. The flower that I would pluck
And put between my breasts (then but beginning
To swell about the blossom), oh, she would long
Till she had such another, and commit it
70 To the like innocent cradle, where phoenix-like
They died in perfume. On my head no toy
But was her pattern; her affections – pretty,
Though happily her careless wear – I followed
For my most serious decking; had mine ear
75 Stol’n some new air or at adventure hummed one
From musical coinage, why, it was a note
Whereon her spirits would sojourn – rather, dwell on,
And sing it in her slumbers. This rehearsal,
Which fury-innocent wots well, comes in
80 Like old importment’s bastard, has this end:
That the true love ’tween maid and maid may be
More than in sex dividual.
HIPPOLYTA You’re out of breath!
And this high-speeded pace is but to say
That you shall never, like the maid Flavina,
Love any that’s called man.
85 EMILIA I am sure I shall not.
HIPPOLYTA
Now, alack, weak sister,
I must no more believe thee in this point,
Though in’t I know thou dost believe thy self,
Than I will trust a sickly appetite
90 That loathes even as it longs. But sure, my sister,
If I were ripe for your persuasion, you
Have said enough to shake me from the arm
Of the all-noble Theseus – for whose fortunes
I will now in and kneel, with great assurance
95 That we, more than his Pirithous, possess
The high throne in his heart.
EMILIA I am not
Against your faith, yet I continue mine. Exeunt.
[1.4] Cornets. A battle struck within; then a retreat. Flourish. Then enter THESEUS as victor, [with a Herald, other lords, and soldiers, PALAMON and ARCITE on hearses]. The three Queens meet him and fall on their faces before him.
1 QUEEN
To thee no star be dark!
2 QUEEN Both heaven and earth
Friend thee forever!
3 QUEEN All the good that may
Be wished upon thy head, I cry ‘Amen’ to’t!
THESEUS
Th’impartial gods, who from the mounted heavens
5 View us, their mortal herd, behold who err
And, in their time, chastise. Go and find out
The bones of your dead lords and honour them
With treble ceremony, rather than a gap
Should be in their dear rites. We would supply’t,
10 But those we will depute, which shall invest
You in your dignities and even each thing
Our haste does leave imperfect. So adieu,
And heaven’s good eyes look on you. Exeunt Queens.
[Theseus notices the two hearses.] What are those?
HERALD
Men of great quality, as may be judged
15 By their appointment. Some of Thebes have told’s
They are sisters’ children, nephews to the King.
THESEUS
By th’ helm of Mars, I saw them in the war,
Like to a pair of lions, smeared with prey,
Make lanes in troops aghast. I fixed my note
20 Constantly on them, for they were a mark
Worth a god’s view. What prisoner was’t that told me
When I enquired their names?
HERALD Wi’ leave, they’re called
Arcite and Palamon.
THESEUS ’Tis right; those, those.
They are not dead?
HERALD
25 Nor in a state of life. Had they been taken
When their last hurts were given, ’twas possible
They might have been recovered; yet they breathe
And have the name of men.
THESEUS Then like men use ’em.
The very lees of such, millions of rates,
30 Exceed the wine of others. All our surgeons
Convent in their behoof; our richest balms,
Rather than niggard, waste; their lives concern us
Much more than Thebes is worth. Rather than have ’em
Freed of this plight and in their morning state,
35 Sound and at liberty, I would ’em dead;
But forty-thousandfold we had rather have ’em
Prisoners to us than death. Bear ’em speedily
From our kind air, to them unkind, and minister
What man to man may do, for our sake – more,
40 Since I have known frights, fury, friends’ behests,
Love’s provocations, zeal, a mistress’ task,
Desire of liberty, a fever, madness,
Hath set a mark which nature could not reach to
Without some imposition, sickness in will
45 O’er-wrestling strength in reason. For our love
And great Apollo’s mercy, all our best
Their best skill tender. Lead into the city,
Where having bound things scattered, we will post
To Athens ’fore our army. Flourish. Exeunt.
[1.5] Music. Enter the Queens with the hearses of their knights, in a funeral solemnity.
[The dirge]
Urns and odours bring away;
Vapours, sighs, darken the day;
Our dole more deadly looks than dying –
Balms and gums and heavy cheers,
5 Sacred vials fill’d with tears,
And clamours through the wild air flying.
Come, all sad and solemn shows
That are quick-eyed Pleasure’s foes;
We convent naught else but woes.
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