The two noble kinsmen, p.22
The Two Noble Kinsmen,
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230 And like enough the Duke hath taken notice
Both of his blood and body. But his falsehood –
Why should a friend be treacherous? If that
Get him a wife so noble and so fair,
Let honest men ne’er love again. Once more
235 I would but see this fair one. Blessed garden
And fruit and flowers more blessed that still blossom
As her bright eyes shine on ye: would I were
For all the fortune of my life hereafter
Yon little tree, yon blooming apricock!
240 How I would spread and fling my wanton arms
In at her window! I would bring her fruit
Fit for the gods to feed on; youth and pleasure
Still as she tasted should be doubled on her
And, if she be not heavenly, I would make her
245 So near the gods in nature, they should fear her,
Enter Jailer.
And then I am sure she would love me. – How now, keeper?
Where’s Arcite?
JAILER Banished. Prince Pirithous
Obtained his liberty, but never more
Upon his oath and life must he set foot
Upon this kingdom.
250 PALAMON He’s a blessed man.
He shall see Thebes again and call to arms
The bold young men that, when he bids ’em charge,
Fall on like fire. Arcite shall have a fortune,
If he dare make himself a worthy lover,
255 Yet in the field to strike a battle for her
And, if he lose her then, he’s a cold coward;
How bravely may he bear himself to win her
If he be noble Arcite – thousand ways!
Were I at liberty, I would do things
260 Of such a virtuous greatness that this lady,
This blushing virgin, should take manhood to her
And seek to ravish me.
JAILER My Lord, for you
I have this charge to –
PALAMON To discharge my life.
JAILER
No, but from this place to remove your lordship;
The windows are too open.
265 PALAMON Devils take ’em
That are so envious to me! Prithee, kill me.
JAILER
And hang for’t afterward!
PALAMON By this good light,
Had I a sword I would kill thee.
JAILER Why, my lord?
PALAMON
Thou bringst such pelting, scurvy news continually,
270 Thou art not worthy life. I will not go.
JAILER
Indeed you must, my lord.
PALAMON May I see the garden?
JAILER
No.
PALAMON
Then I am resolved; I will not go.
JAILER
I must constrain you then and, for you are dangerous,
I’ll clap more irons on you.
PALAMON Do, good keeper!
275 I’ll shake ’em so, ye shall not sleep;
I’ll make ye a new morris. – Must I go?
JAILER
There is no remedy.
PALAMON Farewell, kind window.
May rude winds never hurt thee! – Oh, my lady,
If ever thou hast felt what sorrow was,
280 Dream how I suffer! – Come, now bury me.
Exeunt Palamon and Jailer.
[2.3] Enter ARCITE.
ARCITE
Banished the kingdom? ’Tis a benefit,
A mercy I must thank ’em for; but banished
The free enjoying of that face I die for –
Oh, ’twas a studied punishment, a death
5 Beyond imagination, such a vengeance
That, were I old and wicked, all my sins
Could never pluck upon me. Palamon,
Thou hast the start now; thou shalt stay and see
Her bright eyes break each morning ’gainst thy window
10 And let in life into thee; thou shalt feed
Upon the sweetness of a noble beauty
That nature ne’er exceeded nor ne’er shall.
Good gods, what happiness has Palamon!
Twenty to one, he’ll come to speak to her
15 And, if she be as gentle as she’s fair,
I know she’s his; he has a tongue will tame
Tempests and make the wild rocks wanton.
Come what can come,
The worst is death; I will not leave the kingdom.
20 I know mine own is but a heap of ruins
And no redress there. If I go, he has her.
I am resolved another shape shall make me
Or end my fortunes. Either way I am happy:
I’ll see her and be near her, or no more.
Enter four Countrymen, and one with a garland before them.
[Arcite stands aside.]
1 COUNTRYMAN
25 My masters, I’ll be there, that’s certain.
2 COUNTRYMAN
And I’ll be there.
3 COUNTRYMAN
And I.
4 COUNTRYMAN
Why then, have with ye, boys. ’Tis but a chiding.
Let the plough play today; I’ll tickl’t out
Of the jades’ tails tomorrow.
30 1 COUNTRYMAN I am sure
To have my wife as jealous as a turkey –
But that’s all one: I’ll go through; let her mumble.
2 COUNTRYMAN
Clap her aboard tomorrow night and stow her,
And all’s made up again.
3 COUNTRYMAN Ay, do but put
35 A fescue in her fist and you shall see her
Take a new lesson out and be a good wench.
Do we all hold against the Maying?
4 COUNTRYMAN Hold?
What should ail us?
3 COUNTRYMAN
Arcas will be there.
2 COUNTRYMAN And Sennois
40 And Rycas – and three better lads ne’er danced
Under green tree – and ye know what wenches, ha?
But will the dainty dominie, the schoolmaster,
Keep touch, do you think? For he does all, ye know.
3 COUNTRYMAN
He’ll eat a hornbook ere he fail. Go to;
45 The matter’s too far driven between him
And the tanner’s daughter to let slip now;
And she must see the Duke and she must dance too.
4 COUNTRYMAN
Shall we be lusty?
2 COUNTRYMAN All the boys in Athens
Blow wind i’th’ breech on’s. And here I’ll be,
50 And there I’ll be for our town and here again,
And there again – ha, boys, hey for the weavers!
1 COUNTRYMAN
This must be done i’th’ woods.
4 COUNTRYMAN Oh, pardon me.
2 COUNTRYMAN
By any means; our thing of learning says so –
Where he himself will edify the Duke
55 Most parlously in our behalfs. He’s excellent i’th’ woods;
Bring him to th’ plains, his learning makes no cry.
3 COUNTRYMAN
We’ll see the sports, then every man to’s tackle;
And, sweet companions, let’s rehearse, by any means,
Before the ladies see us and do sweetly
60 And God knows what may come on’t.
4 COUNTRYMAN
Content; the sports once ended, we’ll perform.
Away, boys – and hold. [Arcite comes forward.]
ARCITE By your leaves, honest friends:
Pray you, whither go you?
4 COUNTRYMAN Whither?
Why, what a question’s that?
ARCITE Yes, ’tis a question,
To me that know not.
65 3 COUNTRYMAN To the games, my friend.
2 COUNTRYMAN
Where were you bred, you know it not?
ARCITE Not far, sir;
Are there such games today?
1 COUNTRYMAN Yes, marry, are there
And such as you never saw; the Duke himself
Will be in person there.
ARCITE What pastimes are they?
2 COUNTRYMAN
70 Wrestling and running. – ’Tis a pretty fellow.
3 COUNTRYMAN
Thou wilt not go along?
ARCITE Not yet, sir.
4 COUNTRYMAN Well, sir,
Take your own time. Come, boys.
1 COUNTRYMAN [aside to the others] My mind misgives me,
This fellow has a vengeance trick o’th’ hip;
Mark how his body’s made for’t.
2 COUNTRYMAN I’ll be hanged, though,
75 If he dare venture. Hang him, plum porridge!
He wrestle? He roast eggs! Come, let’s be gone, lads.
Exeunt Countrymen.
ARCITE
This is an offered opportunity
I durst not wish for. Well I could have wrestled –
The best men called it excellent – and run
80 Swifter than wind upon a field of corn,
Curling the wealthy ears, never flew. I’ll venture
And in some poor disguise be there; who knows
Whether my brows may not be girt with garlands
And happiness prefer me to a place,
Where I may ever dwell in sight of her? Exit.
[2.4] Enter Jailer’s Daughter alone.
DAUGHTER
Why should I love this gentleman? ’Tis odds
He never will affect me: I am base,
My father the mean keeper of his prison,
And he a prince. To marry him is hopeless;
5 To be his whore is witless. Out upon’t,
What pushes are we wenches driven to
When fifteen once has found us! – First, I saw him;
I, seeing, thought he was a goodly man;
He has as much to please a woman in him,
10 If he please to bestow it so, as ever
These eyes yet looked on. Next, I pitied him –
And so would any young wench, o’ my conscience,
That ever dreamed, or vowed her maidenhead
To a young handsome man. Then, I loved him,
15 Extremely loved him, infinitely loved him!
And yet he had a cousin fair as he too,
But in my heart was Palamon and there,
Lord, what a coil he keeps! To hear him
Sing in an evening, what a heaven it is!
20 And yet his songs are sad ones. Fairer spoken
Was never gentleman. When I come in
To bring him water in a morning, first
He bows his noble body, then salutes me, thus:
‘Fair, gentle maid, good morrow; may thy goodness
25 Get thee a happy husband.’ Once, he kissed me.
I loved my lips the better ten days after:
Would he would do so every day! He grieves much –
And me as much to see his misery.
What should I do to make him know I love him?
30 For I would fain enjoy him. Say I ventured
To set him free? What says the law then?
Thus much for law or kindred! I will do it!
And this night, or tomorrow, he shall love me. Exit.
[2.5] A short flourish of cornets and shouts within. Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PIRITHOUS, EMILIA; ARCITE [disguised as a countryman] with a garland; [attendants and spectators].
THESEUS
You have done worthily; I have not seen,
Since Hercules, a man of tougher sinews.
Whate’er you are, you run the best and wrestle,
That these times can allow.
ARCITE I am proud to please you.
THESEUS
What country bred you?
5 ARCITE This; but far off, Prince.
THESEUS
Are you a gentleman?
ARCITE My father said so
And to those gentle uses gave me life.
THESEUS
Are you his heir?
ARCITE His youngest, sir.
THESEUS Your father
Sure is a happy sire then. What profess you?
ARCITE
10 A little of all noble qualities.
I could have kept a hawk and well have hallowed
To a deep cry of dogs. I dare not praise
My seat in horsemanship, yet they that knew me
Would say it was my best piece; last and greatest,
I would be thought a soldier.
15 THESEUS You are perfect.
PIRITHOUS [to Emilia]
Upon my soul, a proper man.
EMILIA He is so.
PIRITHOUS [to Hippolyta]
How do you like him, lady?
HIPPOLYTA I admire him.
I have not seen so young a man so noble,
If he say true, of his sort.
EMILIA Believe,
20 His mother was a wondrous handsome woman;
His face, methinks, goes that way.
HIPPOLYTA But his body
And fiery mind illustrate a brave father.
PIRITHOUS
Mark how his virtue, like a hidden sun,
Breaks through his baser garments.
HIPPOLYTA He’s well got, sure.
THESEUS [to Arcite]
What made you seek this place, sir?
25 ARCITE Noble Theseus,
To purchase name and do my ablest service
To such a well-found wonder as thy worth,
For only in thy court, of all the world,
Dwells fair-eyed Honour.
PIRITHOUS All his words are worthy.
THESEUS [to Arcite]
30 Sir, we are much indebted to your travel,
Nor shall you lose your wish. Pirithous,
Dispose of this fair gentleman.
PIRITHOUS Thanks, Theseus.
[to Arcite] Whate’er you are, you’re mine, and I shall give you
To a most noble service: to this lady, [Leads him to Emilia.]
35 This bright young virgin; pray observe her goodness.
You have honoured her fair birthday with your virtues
And, as your due, you’re hers; kiss her fair hand, sir.
ARCITE
Sir, you’re a noble giver. – Dearest beauty,
Thus let me seal my vowed faith. [Kisses her hand.]
When your servant,
40 Your most unworthy creature, but offends you,
Command him die: he shall.
EMILIA That were too cruel.
If you deserve well, sir, I shall soon see’t.
You’re mine and somewhat better than your rank I’ll use you.
PIRITHOUS
I’ll see you furnished and, because you say
45 You are a horseman, I must needs entreat you
This afternoon to ride, but ’tis a rough one.
ARCITE
I like him better, Prince; I shall not then
Freeze in my saddle.
THESEUS [to Hippolyta] Sweet, you must be ready,
And you, Emilia, and [to Pirithous] you, friend, and all,
50 Tomorrow by the sun, to do observance
To flowery May, in Dian’s wood. [to Arcite]
Wait well, sir,
Upon your mistress. – Emily, I hope
He shall not go afoot.
EMILIA That were a shame, sir,
While I have horses. [to Arcite]
Take your choice and what
55 You want at any time, let me but know it;
If you serve faithfully, I dare assure you
You’ll find a loving mistress.
ARCITE If I do not,
Let me find that my father ever hated,
Disgrace and blows.
THESEUS Go lead the way; you have won it.
60 It shall be so: you shall receive all dues
Fit for the honour you have won; ’twere wrong else.
– Sister, beshrew my heart, you have a servant,
That, if I were a woman, would be master.
But you are wise.
EMILIA I hope, too wise for that, sir.
Flourish. Exeunt.
[2.6] Enter Jailer’s DAUGHTER alone.
DAUGHTER
Let all the dukes and all the devils roar,
He is at liberty! I have ventured for him
And out I have brought him; to a little wood
A mile hence I have sent him, where a cedar
5 Higher than all the rest spreads like a plane
Fast by a brook, and there he shall keep close
Till I provide him files and food, for yet
His iron bracelets are not off. Oh, Love,
What a stout-hearted child thou art! My father
10 Durst better have endured cold iron than done it.
I love him beyond love and beyond reason,
Or wit, or safety; I have made him know it;
I care not, I am desperate. If the law
Find me and then condemn me for’t, some wenches,
15 Some honest-hearted maids, will sing my dirge
And tell to memory my death was noble,
Dying almost a martyr. That way he takes,
I purpose, is my way too. Sure he cannot
Be so unmanly as to leave me here;
20 If he do, maids will not so easily
Trust men again. And yet he has not thanked me
For what I have done, no, not so much as kissed me,
And that methinks is not so well; nor scarcely
Could I persuade him to become a free man,
25 He made such scruples of the wrong he did
To me and to my father. Yet I hope,
When he considers more, this love of mine
Will take more root within him. Let him do
What he will with me, so he use me kindly –
30 For use me so he shall, or I’ll proclaim him,
And to his face, no man. I’ll presently
Provide him necessaries and pack my clothes up
And where there is a path of ground I’ll venture,
So he be with me; by him, like a shadow,
35 I’ll ever dwell. Within this hour the hubbub
Will be all o’er the prison: I am then
Kissing the man they look for. Farewell, father!
Get many more such prisoners and such daughters
And shortly you may keep yourself. Now to him. Exit.
[3.1] Cornets in sundry places. Noise and hallooing as people a-Maying. Enter ARCITE alone.
ARCITE
The Duke has lost Hippolyta; each took
A several laund. This is a solemn rite
They owe bloomed May and the Athenians pay it
To th’ heart of ceremony. Oh, Queen Emilia,
5 Fresher than May, sweeter
Than her gold buttons on the boughs, or all
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